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Black Clover Episode 63 Asta’s Demon Form Revealed!

As you live, you lose reasons and hope. But as you keep going, you pick up new reasons and hope.

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With possibly the most awesome intro opening GuessWho Is Back that immediately captures your attention, get your daughters pregnant and makes you jizz your pants all within 4 seconds of the opening tune. Combined with comedy, crisp animations and very interesting characters (some to the point of cringe-worthy), Black Clover has definitely taken the spotlight by storm. Foreshadowed since the very first episode, Asta received a 5 leaf clover grimoire. With the dark aura enveloping the shit out of that book, there’s no way you couldn’t tell Asta will be one badass mofo. Fast forward a year and to episode 49, we can see the Black Bulls are having an all-out brawl against the Eye of the Midnight Sun Vetto. As you can see in the above picture, Vetto is shitting his pants against my boy Asta.

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Vanessa along with Finral combined their magic to produce a multi-dimensional sling-shot with Asta at the end of it. As cool as that sounds, everyone was pretty much distracted by Vanessa’s rack lol.  As Asta was flung across the portals, he got closer and closer to inflicting damage and finally was able to stick his big black dick demon sword into the hairy beast. But of course, with animal instincts of Vetto, he smacked the shit out of Asta like he was a fly.  Long story short, Asta’sdemon form got triggered leading to the victory of the fight. Not giving up on his dreams and having flashbacks of his longtime lover Yuno, he gets back up with 2 broken arms (tough as fuck) to finally put an end to all the fight.

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Because Vetto is an absolute tank (not even taking severe blood loss into consideration), gets up for the 4th fucking time after being knocked down. Not having to do with any more of this bullshit, Captain Yami decides to surpass his limits and bust out of the dimensional prison that he was in. He came to the fight, praising everyone for their efforts and revealed that he’s ganna finish Vetto of by himself. YOU LOST TO HIM LAST TIME YOU TWAT, is what everyone had in mind but this time he whips out his DARK CLOAKED DIMENSION SLASH and mutilated Vetto in a “split” second. See what I did there? Probably not, go watch it. LMAO

Now we’re up to episode 63 where the Witches forest is under attack from the Diamond Kingdom + Eye of The Midnight Sun. Asta recently got his arms healed by the Queen of Witches in exchange for protecting the forest. He’s was battling with Fana who has the Salamander Nature Spirit. She was pretty batshit crazy but our boy Asta used the slingshot Bull Thrust Technique to defeat her!

He was able to make friends with his former enemy Mars of the diamond kingdom guy with diamond magic. But now he’s up against a formidable opponent Lardos who has an absorption/release magic and its hella difficult to defeat. Asta was trying his best to defeat him but his body has taken a toll from the fight with Fana. Lardos was being disrespectful as hell and was bragging that he would kill all of Asta’s friends once he’s done disposing of him.

Now, this is the long-awaited moment, this dark sensation causing goosebumps that will forever change the history of anime forever! Asta’s demon form got released once again but this time he was able to control it! The animation and music combination was on point making viewers at home screaming out loud with pure satisfaction! It was literally that amazing my friends and it’s an episode you do not want to miss!

This was made possible due to the Witch Queen’s blood transfusion into Asta, the demon power was able to be accelerated and increased output. Now you can see Asta taking flight and fighting on par with Lardos. Some of the scenes were a bit disappointing and looked a bit childish but nonetheless, the finishing move Black Meteorite made up for it! 🙂 Even though Asta looks like a demon, he still had his usual stupid personality which I’m sure everyone will be glad to hear. 

The fight ended on a good note and everything was going well….until the queen arrived. She used her Blood Controlling Magic to restrain everyone and took control of Asta’s body in order to use him for her future fights. Now Asta has been ordered to kill everyone :/ I really hate the Queen of Witches atm. What will happen next? You’ll have to find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. lol

I  have to admit that up till this point Noel did a great job getting over her fears of hurting people. The no longer useless Noel has gone as far as learning a new spell Roar of the Sea Dragon that absolutely not only overwhelmed Vetto and Fana in strength! Definitely most improved and wife material close second to Hinata from Naruto. The team-up of Vanessa, Finral and Asta was truthfully unexpected but somehow effective. It only took like 40+ episodes to finally reveal that Vanessa used string magic and that Grey was actually a chick. Wait, Grey was a chick all along?!?!?!?! Nonetheless, she’s pretty cute and shy so it’s understandable.

Grey Waifu, who would have thought you were this cute ❤

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Dragon Ball Super! Goku Super Saiyan God Form+Ultra Instincts!

It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach.

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AAAHHHHHHHHH, SUPER SAIYANNNNNNNNN! I’m sure all the Dragon Ball fans have tried to go Super Saiyan before. Nope? No one? So it was just me……… Welcome to the world of Dragon Ball Super! If you’re wondering where this one fits in, it sits right between Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT. Someone decided it would be cool to fill in the missing gap and from the bottom of our hearts, we cannot thank you enough.

Debatably the most popular character in the anime universe is Goku! Ever since the start of Dragonball in 1986, Goku was from the Saiyan race but was raised on earth. He was a bit of a rebel to his grandfather Gohan who raised him. One night on a full moon, Goku transformed into a giant ape that destroyed everything in its path. What a naughty boy lol

Goku has come a long way. He had a change of heart and became a kind and loving person. Despite that, it doesn’t subdue his natural instincts and love for fighting. He trained under his first sensei Master Roshi the perverted turtle hermit. Master Roshi was always looking for ways to hit on Bulma, this OG pervert that sets the bar for every other anime is truly legendary. Goku later goes on to compete in the world martial arts tournament. I can’t remember if he “officially” won any of them though. Either something interrupted or some bullshit happened lol.

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Although the plot is pretty much the same, the hype for Dragon Ball Super is as high as ever!  There’s just something about Goku never giving up and growing stronger during each battle. That or everyone just wants to see him blasting his Kamehameha wave at evil villains and knocking them out of this world. Regardless, the action, adventure and comedy in the series will make sure you’re in for a ride!

In Dragon Ball Super, The God of Destruction Berus sets out to destroy the earth out of sheer boredom. He was searching for someone strong to fight and ends up on earth. In desperation to fight the god of destruction, the crew finds all means to get stronger. And what better way to do this??? SUMMON SHENRON FOR THE 83rd TIME!!!!! I’m sure that dragon is getting sick of everyone’s shit lol.

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Shenron being the useless dragon that he is,  couldn’t grant Goku’s his wish to be transformed into a Super Saiyan God. But after seeing Berus in the crowd, he became scared shitless and spills all the beans. The ritual to transform a Saiyan into a Saiyan God required 5 pure Saiyan souls. Then he disappeared into the Dragon Balls and scattered across earth once again.

So what did they do? They stood in a circle and transferred their powers to Goku. It looked pretty much like a rain dance to me. It took about 3 episodes for him to transform like it usually does lol. His crimson red aura was hella fire and it looks epic! He even gave Beerus a run for his money as well!

Due to sibling rivalry, Beerus and Champa decided to have a fighting tournament. They would pick their representatives and send them out to fight each other. The winning prize wall Dragon Balls. BUT WAIT! THIS TIME THEY ARE THE SUPER DRAGON BALLS! EACH BALL IS THE SIZE OF A PLANET! OMGERDDDDDD. Look at them balls lol

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Sadly the tournament was interrupted by none other than the supreme being, the most OP character in the whole universe, Zeno Samaaaaaaa. That’s right move aside the king is here you lowly peasants. Naturally, Goku made friends with Zen chan and suggested that they have a big battle against all the 8 universes. Little did he know it would become a sudden knockout when all 10 representatives from a universe are eliminated, their universe will disapear……..shit’s getting real lol

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Now fast forward a few episodes, the whole universe finds themselves in a knockout battle royal. Here is the line up for Universe 7 team up top. Sorry Yamcha, you didn’t make the cut LMAO. You all are probably wondering why Frieza is in here. Well to put it simply……. it was either him or Yamcha……. yeah easy pick lol.

Let me just talk about possibly the best anime scene in the whole history anime before we get to the greatest fight of all time. Holy shit this scene caught everybody off guard and I’m sure you know which of I’m talking about. The fight between Kefla and Ultra instincts Goku. NEVER in the history of Dragonball, Dragonball Z or Dragonball GT have we ever seen something like this. Goku charging his Kamehameha jumped onto someone else’s ki blast and delivers the finishing blow. I mean Wow, OH MY GOD. Give the animators for this scene a Nobel prize for anime or some shit because this was just out of the blue and frickking amazing! Props to you Japan, good shit.

The real sauce is between Goku and Jiren. Stronger than the god of destruction, and obviously a tank, Jiren single-handedly took on multiple enemies himself. I mean shit, he didn’t even need his teammates lol. However, he was no match for Universe 7 and Goku’s awakened Ultra instincts.

That’s right Ultra Instincts is as cool as it sounds. Like the name suggests, it’s a state where the fighter has heightened abilities and sensitivities to their natural stimulus. This allows them to move according to their instincts bypassing the brains electrical signals to produce faster movements. Even the god of destructions said that they would have a hard time obtaining it.

Judging from his white aura and heightened abilities, this would make this transformation stronger than the Super Saiyan Blue form. I still have doubts about it being stronger in terms of strength than the Super Saiyan 4 transformation. If we’re talking about dodging abilities then ultra instincts easily take the cake lol. He be dodging Jiren like me dodging questions in math class lol.

After disappearing for like 20 episodes, Frieza decides to show up and help Goku take down Jiren. He was actually quite helpful despite his annoying personality. And then Android 17, after everyone else thought he blew up comes back into the fight. So many WTF moments I swear it will give you a headache lol

In the end, Android 17 was the only one left standing in the ring. He was granted 1 wish from Super Shenron. What would be the most morally ethical wish? That’s right, a boat cruise around the world. I wish lol. He decided to wish for all the universes that were eliminated to be restored once again. What a nice guy. But it turns out, if anything other than that was wished, Zeno Sama would have erased every universe for being so selfish. Damn midget, talk about attitude lol.

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That concludes the story of Dragon Ball Super. Keep an eye out for the movie Broly, which is a continuation of the story. I wonder how long my free promotions will go on for before they get noticed lol. It will be lit my bros. And for anyone knows interested in watching Dragon Ball Super, don’t give it a second thought. It’s a great anime that I grew up with and it has never disappointed me. Apart from when Yamcha didn’t die permanently lol.

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Darling In The Franxx

I think I have taken a liking to you. Won’t you be my darling?

Welcome to Darling In The Franxx, where love triangles are abundant and the plot doesn’t really matter lol. You’ll experience first hand what it was like when Adam and Eve started out as the isolated children explore marriage and the arts of baby making. Throw in some huge alien robot fights and hot girls and you’ve got yourself an anime you’ll never forget!

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Darling is waiting for you to take her home ❤

In the not so distant future, humanity was invaded by the Kloxosaurs. This has driven humanity into living inside enclosed mobile pods that transverse the deserted plains of earth. Humanity has created Franxx’s, which are pretty much giant Gundams to fight against the Kloxosaurs. To make things interesting, you need a male and female pair called parasites working in unison to operate the Franxx otherwise the mental overload would be too great.

Our main boy protagonist Hiro was feeling depressed as he had just failed his Franxx exam. He was having compatibility issues with his partner Naomi and both of them were about to be deported to rejection town. On his walk of shame, Hiro was walking past a lake and notices a pair of clothing hanging off a branch. Our little pervert decides to have a look at who it was. To his disappointment he didn’t see anyone…..or so he thought!

There was a girl doing the backstroke in the middle of the lake. His little virgin eyes couldn’t handle it so he looked away. He decides to get another peek in for the memory picture and then boom, she was gone? Thinking that the girl has drowned, Hiro rushes in to save her. The beautiful girl with pink hair, fully butt naked breaks through the water surface with a fish in her mouth. She was bewitching as her red horns pillared through her hair as water was dripping off her curves leaving Hiro with her pink underwear in his hand. Yes, you read that right, Hiro is a pervert lol.

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I think you would look great in this 😉

Hiro’s classmates were attending the graduation ceremony to become official Franxx pilots. During the middle of the ceremony, a Class Mohorovicic (I don’t even know what that means) Klaxosaur attacks and ruins the whole ceremony. Zero Two, the girl you just saw naked, deployed her Franxx Sterlizia with her partner in order to defend the base. She is the infamous partner killer who ends up killing her partner as nobody has any decent compatibility with her.

Hiro sees this as a redemption opportunity (practically last chance before he’s sent off to god knows where). Zero Two takes a liking to Hiro, asking him to be her Darling and kisses him. This activates Strelitzia’s true form that takes down the giant Klaxosaur even before I had time to finish my hot chocolate. By the way for anyone who is confused, Zero Two is a human-klaxosaur hybrid and a hot one at that 😉

After the battle, Hiro’s childhood friend Ichigo was concerned about the whole event and his safety. Since Hiro had no recollection of the battle, many people were sceptical about the whole incident. The leaders of APE decided to put together a mock battle to see if Hiro was the real deal, this time he wasn’t allowed to pair up with darling Zero Two. He was teamed up with Ichigo in Delphinium which didn’t really go so well, but hey at least he got to first base again lol. 

To make the love triangles a bit easy for you guys to understand, I shall try to attempt a half-assed version of explaining it. So Hiro and Zero Two like each other, but Ichigo is in love with Hiro and Goro is secretly in love with Ichigo. Oh and I forgot to mention that Ikuno is lesbian for Ichigo. Now Futoshi is madly in love with Kokoro but she’s got the hots for Mitsuru. Miku and Zorome both had a thing for each other but never ended up being together and just remained friends (with benefits?).  And just to throw my two cents in there, Nana and Dr Franxx were probably around the 3rd base with each other.

Long story short Mitsuru wanted to prove that he was the better pilot and one up Hiro by partnering up with Zero Two. He got a mental breakdown afterwards and yeah….. from then on Zero Two and Hiro were officially darlings that nobody fucked with. However, Hiro does not go unscratched either. After riding with Zero two a blue tumour started to grow on his chest and his health declined considerably. But when push comes to shove, he gets over it and recovers with the help from Zero Two.

Childish elements were incorporated into the anime which made it entertaining. The guys and girls had a week of disagreement with each other where the girls set a line across the dorm to prevent the boys from entering their side. Zero Two, however, didn’t give a shit and went to see Hiro as she pleases lol. However, there were moments which unified all of them together again and I believe that was a beautiful portrayal of friendship. A lot of jealousy, anger and disagreements were seen but were trumped by hopes of dreams as everybody united their strengths.

Flashbacks of Hiro’s and Zero Two’s past were truly tragic and fuzzy because their memories got erased. Once they both remembered their promise to each other, their love and bond strengthened to the maxxxx. Zero Two is so BAE. Their relationship had lots of ups and downs and definitely filled with drama like most relationships which made the anime seem super realistic. They had to battle through hardship, learning responsibilities and enjoying experiences such as cleaning, cooking and baby making….. 😉 The wedding ceremony was pretty damn cute as well 🙂

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I’m not ganna go into this too much detail but Dr Franxx was able to meet the first Kloxosaur Princess 001 when he was younger. His arm was torn off in the battle but was able to obtain a sample of her hair to create our waifu Zero Two! Turns out the Kloxasures were not actually the bad people but the VIRM were. What a plot twist finding out the VIRM’s were disguised as Papa and his comrades. Hiro was not taking any of this shit, took Zero Two into the Star Entity and transforms it into a giant Strelitzia Apus to defeat the invaders.

Now Hiro, Zero Two and the Klaxosaurs takes off into space to put an end to the VIRM race. They go through a warp gate carrying a bomb and headed towards the VIRM base which took about 2 years to reach. Meanwhile, the remaining parasites rebuild humanity on earth by having children with each other. Who will win, you guys have to find out for yourselves 😉 Sadly Hiro and Zero two did not survive but their souls were able to return to earth and were reincarnated a thousand years later. They met each other as a pair of children and lived happily ever after ❤

Who is your favourite Waifu out of all these stunners? ❤

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My Hero Academia Two Heroes Movie

If you feel yourself hitting up against your limit, remember for what cause you clench your fists! Remember why you started down this path, and let that memory carry you beyond your limit!

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Welcome to the review of the most anticipated movie of the year. MY HERO ACADEMIA TWO HEREOS!!!!!! The origin of All Might during his youth will make you want to scream out PLUS ULTRA when he Detroit Smashes the shit out of villains. I know I’m a little late to the party but here you go!

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Don’t forget to take Bakugo home with you! ❤

Our movie starts off with two eagles soaring through the endless sky symbolising the freedom and friendship this movie will portray between All Might and his friend David Shield. We see All Might and Deku in a private jet flying to I Island to attend the grand opening. I can’t remember the exact order so don’t give me shit about it please lol.

All Might was dreaming about his glory days. This was the time he was a transfer student studying overseas in America. We open up with a bank heist with a villain who goes by the name of…... he wasn’t important enough for a name so nobody really cares.  He’s riding this ugly ass toad village with 3 or so arms. They stole a bunch of money and are trying to get away from the cops. Oh, that’s cool sayonara bro.

I think the hell not! All Might comes to the rescue. The villain had like missiles and shit and he was going ballistic with them. However, All Might’s Carolina Smash left him unfazed and unscratched from those deadly missiles. And yeah we all know who wins the fight and on that day, it was revealed that All Might wanted to become the symbol of hope.

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Deku’s mug is so cute! ❤

I Island was the paradise of everyone’s dreams. Latest technology, sexy girls, great food, SEXY girls, splendid weather, SEXY GIRLS. Alright, I’ll stop being Mineta for a bit lol. All Might and Deku come across this sexy blonde teenager on a pogo stick. It turns out the blonde bombshell she was Melissa Shields, the daughter of the great scientist David Shield and former partner in crime of All Might. At this point nobody was really focusing on the pogo stick anymore if you know what I mean 00( (.)(.) )00 <—-Minetta.

Deku was shown around the island by Melissa leaving All Might to talk privately with David. It was a cute little date with Deku being the little nerdy fanboy as usual. Everything was going well and the two were enjoying themselves until a cold breeze suddenly glides over his shoulders. What is this sudden familiar ominous feeling he thought…….Just Uraraka staring over him with raging jealousy lol. 

To put it simply the whole of Class 1-A was on I Island either through a direct invite or there as a plus one. But to be honest, I was only looking forward to seeing Yaoyorozu and Todoroki because those two are my absolute favourite ❤ I love Todoroki because of his quirks and hairstyle and I love Yaoyorozu for obvious reasons lol. I was hoping to see a little development in their relationship but this movie fell short on that aspect. Booooo.

Who could forget U.A’s greatest secret shame Bakugou! Of course, we see him wrecking up a storm on the action trial course gaining the top place with the fastest time. The best part was the whole of Class A trying to subdue Bakugo after Todoroki steals the spotlight from him in a blink of an eye. I’m certain that everyone in Class 1-A is ashamed of his attitude but has his back regardless. Much love Bakugou ❤

They all get invited the opening ceremony.  The boys were all dressed up spick and span and the girls were looking totally kawaii. I quote Mineta “The main course has arrived” as Mellisa was wearing a V-cut dress revealing her amazing body. Jailbait alert folks. However because they were late to the party, the whole island went into maximum security mode. David and Sam were taken to the top vault by the villains in order to obtain a mysterious item.

Just kidding. The whole Island went into lockdown due to a terrorist attack. All Might was giving a speech at the banquet and then booooom, the party crashers suddenly came through the front door and restrained all the pro heroes in the room. The villains snuck into the security room and got full control of the island. The ringleader goes by the name of Wolfram with a metal manipulation quirk. 

Now it was up to our crew Deku, Melissa, Todoroki, Jiro, Uraraka, Mineta, Iida and Kaminari to gain back control of the security system on the 200th floor. That’s a lot of running lol. Bakugou and Kirishima were lost trying to find their way to the party stumbling their way to the 80th floor without being aware of the security breach lol. They team up on the 80th floor to take down the 2 villains while the others fight their way through the sentry robots to reach the top. MVP award goes to Mineta for using his Harem dream to overcome his fear of heights. HAREM HAREM HAREM!!!!

Once the kids reached the top floor, it was revealed that David and Sam set up the whole hi-jack incident. They decided to hire a bunch of actors so that they could retrieve David’s greatest invention back after it was taken away by the government. The item was a headset that maximises one’s quirk without any drawbacks to the user. David wanted the item back because he knew of All MIght’s decreasing power and wanted his friend to maintain the symbol of peace. Before anyone calls him an asshole, his reasons were justified.

All hell broke loose and Wolfram reveals that they were not actors but real villains. Big surprise there…… Deku jumps in trying to save everyone but Sam and David still got shot regardless lol. The fighting continues until they reach the rooftop, and Deku was at his wits end on what to do next as Wolfram took David as a hostage and was escaping in a helicopter. Luckily All Might jumps into the rescue and then booooooom saves David in time. RIP helicopter. All that was going on and Melissa was able to retain control over the security system!

Wolfram somehow gets his hands on the amplifier and starts doing some crazy shit with his powers. All Might was already getting tired from his 3-hour limit and it was revealed that Wolfram received more quirks from ALL FOR ONE. Deku with his new support gear from Melissa was able to unleash his full potential. The student and Teacher released a final blow, the DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH which smashes Wolfram into smithereens. 

As the morning sun was rising, All Might and David become immersed in Deku’s awesomeness. They believe that even with All Might’s power disappearing, they are able to trust the future in the hands of the next generation. Awesome fight scenes, storyline and music are what you can expect from the movie. Definitely stole the hearts of many fans who are waiting in anticipation for the next film. PLUS ULTRA!!!

Who is your favourite waifu? ❤

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Tokyo Ghoul Re:2 Episode 7 Kaneki And Touka Finally Got Married

“Why should I apologize for being a monster? Has anyone ever apologized for turning me into one?”

If you’ve never heard of Tokyo Ghoul then you’ve probably been living under a rock. A rock that has isolated you from the glorious sunshine consisting of 3 seasons worth of soul nourishment. Tokyo Ghoul revolves around Ghouls who are living repressed lives in Tokyo. Ghouls are really no different from human beings apart from the fact that they cannot eat human food and that they have Kakunaes which are deadly AF.

Despite not being able to eat anything apart from human flesh, they do settle for a nice cup of coffee every now and then. You can see in Season 1 our homeboy Kaneki Ken works at Anteiku which is the best coffee shop around the block. Kaneki Ken was just your typical shy high school boy who happens to land a date with Rize, the hottest bitch on the block. Their little coffee date was good until their walk home. Rize revealed that she was a ghoul and was ready to devour Keneki.

Luckily for our boy, a bunch of steel beams fell on her saving our boy in the process. He woke up in the hospital where the doctor had transplanted organs and shit from Rize in order to save his life. Malpractice to the highest level but in the anime world nobody gives a F. Now Kaneki is pretty much put through hell. Constantly fighting for his life against CGG, Aogiri Tree and a bunch of other Ghouls would are desperate to eat him *cough cough Tsukiyama. Although not all is bad, he meets a girl called Touka and a bunch of friendly ghouls at Anteiku who helps him adjust to his new life.

I’ll take this time to explain what the hell it is that sprouts out of the ghoul’s body. Ghouls have this sac like thing in their body called a Kakuhou that stores specific Rc Cells. These cells are released at will to form Kagune which we can see as those freaky weapons that they use to kill each other with. The shape size and form depends entirely upon the constitution of the RC cells and the users’ creativity. Our boy Kaneki just grows tails like the nine tail fox lmao.

Fast forward to Season 4 Which is Tokyo Ghoul Re:2. A bunch of shit has happened. The coffee shop owner dies, Kaneki loses his memory then gains it back, Arima is dead and Eto is surprisingly pretty hot. Don’t get me started on all the additional characters that nobody can really remember when they appeared or what they did a couple of seasons ago.

The fight between master and student was pretty emotional. Kaneki was able to release his Kakunja after being pushed to the limits by Arima. After having 2 of his weapons broken, Kishou Arima decides it was pointless to continue and commits Seppuku on his own throat and boom. He ded. His god damn pride was so high that it was actually commendable. But we learn that he was already dying anyway due to a very huge secret!

The season where Arima dies and Kaneki and Touka finally have sex, what a time to be alive lol. Touka was being straightforward as F asking if Kaneki was a virgin and telling him that if it really came down to it she would let him do it with her. I mean if that wasn’t dropping enough hints for ya then you’re probably too innocent for this world lol. Fast forward maybe 5 minutes they finally start going at it.

The mood was set folks, the two of them in a dark room staring into each other’s eyes with some baby making music in the background. Touka takes her shirt off revealing a massive pair of DD Oppais. HOLY SHIT, they were the most perfect pair of melons I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m so glad they were given time to grow for 4 seasons because if she whipped them out in season 1, I’m sure as hell a lot of viewers would have been disappointed lol.

This sex scene was actually pretty softcore but very enjoyable to watch. A lot of flashbacks of their times together and no butt clapping sounds. Just pure romantic love making like its suppose to be between two lovers. I thoroughly appreciated the freeze frames highlighting their 2-minute session to be blissful and heavenly. Oh, and Touka got pregnant after this. Them Ghoul sperm but be super strong swimmers lol.

As the new generation do it, they decide to have sex before marriage. Nothing wrong with testing out the waters before getting yourself into a lifetime commitment. Kaneki and Touka decide to hold their wedding underground. The wedding planner was probably someone we all know cough cough and he did a pretty decent job too. The two looked very good together I must say and I hope they live happily ever after with their soon to be born daughter :p

I feel like at this point I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore. I’ve been watching for the fights and I’m not even mad. However, I was surprised and glad to see Amon again! Really made my week knowing that he’s not dead! Tokyo Ghoul has been my all time favourite anime with its high pitch opening and its beacon of light on racial discrimination that parallels our own world.

Touka Waifu is packing<3

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Megalo Box

If you’re a cheapskate, you bet on dogs. But if you’ve got a bit of cash to spare…..you bet on people.

If you love underdogs achieving major recognition and eternal glory, you’ve come to the right place. Megalo Box will fuel your fighting spirit and make you walk out the door to call out Connor McGregor to a fist fight. Well, maybe not that that extreme but you get what I mean. This slugfest of an anime will deliver as promised some brutal beatings that will leave you speechless with possibly a dislocated jaw, nosebleed and a black eye afterwards.

Underground fights are the easiest way to make money when times are tough. Our main protagonist goes by the name of Junk Dog who fights not because he wants to, but because he has to. It was either this or prostitution so I think he chose the right option to bring food to the table. But damn, he really was floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bitch bee.

One day our boy wanted to go see the city lights so he took his motorcycle and went broom-broom into the city. However, he was riding into some restricted areas and nearly rode into our supper hottie CEO Yukiko Shirato and screws up his bike for the 50th time. I feel sorry for the uncle who has to fix it all the time. At this stage, I feel like Joe was looking for a way to escape his shitty life but suicide was not an option he was willing to take.

A mad staredown occurs between our boy and his rival Yuri big boy number 1 Megalo boxer. Joe throws major shade at both of them and long story short they got butthurt. And that my friends, was the start of a beautiful rivalry between an underdog and the pinnacle of the sporting society. With a sudden 180 degrees turn of interest, Junk Dog creates a fake I.D calling himself Joe and decides to enter the Megalo box championship to take down Yuri.

What do you have to do before any big fight? You have to train of course. Coach Nanbu to the rescue. This dodgy one eye mofo is the most trustworthy and loyal coach anyone can ask for. Although due to losing 1 eye and being a bit crippled in his leg, he’s not the most popular coach around the young boxers. Nonetheless, this guy would sacrifice his other eye for Joe in a heartbeat. BIG SPOILER.

The exoskeletal gears that boxers wear help to improve their power, durability and stamina. One punch from those things can render anyone useless in a matter of seconds. Imagine getting hit by a truck in the face. Some have Artificial Intelligence embedded into them to help predict the opponents’ next move which is pretty much cheating in a way. Nonetheless, they look cool as hell giving the anime a sense of freshness that has never been seen before.

Started from the bottom and now we’re here. Joe starts out at spot 257 to be exact. The thing that really makes this anime stand out from the rest is that Joe was fighting his opponents without any gear. Why? Because he broke them and couldn’t afford a new one lol. This gives the viewers a thrill of excitement everytime Joe enters the ring. Will he win, or will he lose against all odds are the two inevitable questions that pop into the viewers’ minds making it truly addicting.

Gearless Joe is now born. With the peculiar name and offensive fighting style, he attracts major attention from the media. Coach Nanbu aims to take Joe to the top within only 5 fights which sounds pretty nuts. However, Joe is a total beast in the ring whipping out wins out of nowhere. Joe is super humble about his skills. He trains harder than any of the boxers in the series and it’s super inspiring to see. This anime gives a subliminal message to the viewers that they should put in hard work consistently and over time life will award you.

Inspired by Joe’s amazing determination to win, Yuri decides to remove his integrated gear so that they could have a fair fight. Uppercuts, haymakers, jabs you name it, they did it all. Down to round 13 and they decided to finish the match on a single blow. ONE PUNCH SQUARE TO THE FACE AND BOOOOOM. Everything turned white. You guys can find out for yourself what happened by watching the anime 😉

Megalo Box has an indie feel to it. If you enjoy animes such as Cowboy Bebop, Afro Samurai and Akira then you’ll definitely love this anime. The striking visuals, upbeat music and epic plot are inspiring making it a legendary anime that will forever remain in the hearts of many otakus. If I had to chose then Megalo Box takes the top anime of 2018!

Yukiko Waifu has style and elegance. Still sexy without showing most of her big boobs ❤

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Prison School

Miracles don’t happen by just sitting around. We have to make them happen ourselves.

Welcome to Hachimitsu Academy, an all-girls high school until a recent change. What do you think would happen when perverted horny boys are permitted to enrol into the system? This anime explores the adventure of adolescence mixed with machinist draconian punishments govern by the R18+ underground school council. Freedom has never tasted so sweet, or has it? 😉

 

We’ve got our light of hope Kiyoshi Fujino who is the backbone of this whole story. Gakuto, Joe, Andre and Shingo are pretty unique in their own ways each representing a fetish or form of sexual desire. I mean, self-control can be a bit hard to find when you’re surrounded by a thousand eye candies with a school selection process that goes by physical appearances. They be packing homies lol. #theonly2lettersiseeareDD’s

One day the boys decided to take a sneak peek and record heaven with a video camera. That’s right people, peeping into the girl’s showers. I shit you not, the curves on those girls will leave you wondering if they were angels sent from heaven or their curves belonged on a racetrack. At some point in a boy’s life, we get curious about the opposite gender and being a male I found this highly relatable. But not to the point where I would disguise my self as a girl and go into the bathing room haha.

However, all good things come to an end and the boys were caught. Their highly commendable but perverted philosophy of “all for one and one for all” lands the boys a month in the schools’ prison. Due to all of their masochist nature, the punishments given by the super hot supervisors turns into a blissful experience they’ve all been longing since puberty. Heck, I’ll be happy to stay for a year lol.

President, Mari Kurihara. Vice-President Meiko Shiraki and secretary Hana Midorikawa, are the pillars of the Underground Student Council. These 3 girls were kinky in their own respective ways. I believe they truly represent the repressed desires of women in society to an overwhelming and highly graphic extent. Society eyes are always judging so they try to maintain their innocent and justice appearance to avoid discrimination and slut shaming. It’s ok girls, we know your true natures, no need to hide it 😉

Being a woman can be hard when it comes to urinating in public. It becomes even harder when you’ve been drinking a ton of water and you’re busting to go. Hana was the fortunate candidate for this misfortune. She decides to go deep into the trees to secure a more private location. Our good boy Kiyoshi was saving a baby crow in the trees but falls down due to a series of unfortunate events. And he lands straight between Hana’s legs as she was enjoying her yellow water expulsion. The whole situation will develop into a golden shower as you keep watching ;). It’s safe to say that this is Kiyoshi’s first time seeing a stray pussy in the forest.

Freedom is a precious intangible quality that every human longs for. The give and take relationships between the 5 friends were quite something. Cooperating despite their differences to achieve a common goal can turn any enemies into friends quicker than a piece of shit hitting the toilet water. Oh, that was the excuse used by Gakuto when Kiyoshi broke out to go on a date. Yeah, he had haemorrhoids lol. This “hole” story reminds me of Shawshank Redemption when Andy was secretly digging an escape hole. Yes, that was a spoiler.

The boys are forced to go manual labour in order to gain redemption and food. Every so often they would test their escape hole and one day to their surprise, they found the principal burying his pornography. The principle was Mari’s father as well so you could probably see why she hates these sorts of stuff. But deep down, we know she’s a freak 😉 And hole was then closed off by the principal himself as regular goodwill maintenance lol. Not all hope is lost, the boys never gave up in their quest for freedom!

Fights between friends become common when you’re put under extreme pressure. I mean what do you expect when you put a bunch of horny guys together that haven’t polished their rockets for a while. Backstabbing, betrayals and narking were all the pitty consequences of solitary confinement. However, the boys were able to foster a beautiful friendship at the end of all of it.

Deception, trust and a ton of fanservice were what made this anime humourous, and enjoyable to watch. The underground school council were then exposed for their torturous methods and were sent to the prison instead. But hell they looked super sexy in their prison outfits. Although the boys and girls were opposite sides of the same coin, each had a common purpose of fighting for what they believed in.

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Why are you staring at my Chiyo waifu? ❤

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