No Game No Life Season 1

This world is just… a crappy game.

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Welcome to the world of No Game No Life, an anime where brother-sister complexes are acceptable and games determine everything. This anime is within my favourite top three anime and I’m gonna try and bring you into the dark side as well 😉 Sit down, relax and bring your full undivided attention onto this screen to experience a world you’ve never seen before. 

It all starts off as a hobby of playing games. Either that or crippling social anxiety that causes one to stay cooped up in your room all day. Sora and Shiro are world renowned for their gaming abilities. With one exception. Nobody knows their true identity! They are known as Blank because they would often leave their usernames blank. Go figure lol. However, we can see their skills really are unparallel and nobody can beat them when they work together. 

One day after winning a world gaming tournament from their room, they receive a peculiar email. It was a game of chess which really took them a few hours to beat. Not only that, they accepted the fact of being sent to a world which only revolves around games as a joke. Annnnnnnnd they really did get sent to another world. Truth be told kids, if you don’t want to be sent to another world, don’t respond to spam emails.

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Detesting the social norms is a regular routine for most adolescents. A mutual understanding between the viewers and the protagonists can easily be established based on this normative concept. As they arrive in a world called Disboard, they become bound by the Ten Pledges spell that strictly forbids them to use any means of violence. That means EVERYTHING must be decided by games and the rules are there to enforce it. Right up in Blanks alley 😉

The siblings travel to a nation called Elkia, and along the way, we can see them winning against various mountain bandits for clothes and money.  Decretion is advised and scamming people for their money is not recommended. Unless you’ve been transported to another world then, by all means, do whatever the hell you have to in order to survive lol.

Blank encounters our first Waifu, Stephanie Dola, the granddaughter of the deceased king. The girl was packing my brothers. Seeing that the nation was on a verge of becoming mincemeat to the other surrounding nations, Shiro and Sora decide to run for rulers themselves. The intricate plans and strategic manoeuvres used to exploit weaknesses in games was phenomenal. Brimming with potential and limitless possibilities, the first thing they did was make Stephanie fall in love with Shiro lol.

The gag comic style mixed with highly intelligent conversations and fan service galore will surely capture your attention. This is no ordinary anime, my friends because it’s ranked among the top god-tier animes that should forever be worshipped till the end of times. With good intentions, Sora and Shiro lead Elkia to the path of world domination (16 countries altogether) until they can challenge the god of games Tet. 

They encounter tough enemies along the way such as Kurami Zell, the flat is justice girl. The game was based on chess but with a twist. Sometimes the chess pieces do not respond to the commands properly and simply chose to ignore them. The players are able to directly influence the chess pieces. Sora takes the advantage when it comes to dirty tactics, turning the tide of battle into victory. 

Their next opponent is the horny flügel, Jibril. They were keen on retaking the library back so that they could research on the Eastern Federation, home of the Werebeasts. They decided to play Shiritoti, but again with a twist! The spoken words will come to life or disappear depending on the player. One thing leads to another and the brother-sister complex gets out of hand……but they had to do it in order to secure a victory! The Hypernova scene at the end of the game was hella sick so don’t miss it!

Now they have Jibril as their humble sexy servant. Sadly, after discovering that the information in the library was useless, Sora and Shiro decide to have a look at the late King’s will in a hidden part of the mansion. It was revealed that The Eastern Federation always use video games for their challenges! Talk about right up your alley! The first person multiplayer shooter game against Izuna Hatsuse was intense. With mystery, action and backstabbing, the plot takes you on a rollercoaster of emotions that makes you want to scream “I LOVE THIS ANIMEEEEE!!!!”. And you’ll probably be into Loli as well so don’t blame me lol.

Not only did Blank win back Elkia’s land, they decide to challenge the leader of the Eastern Federation Miko the sexy fox for the right to govern the Werebeasts. The game was a simple coin flip so I’ll leave you to see who wins in the end 😉 But wow season was already lit as hell, don’t forget to watch season 2 for more awesomeness!

 

Miko Waifu at your service! ❤

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The Seven Deadly Sins the Movie: Prisoners of the Sky

We all die someday, but as long as someone keeps a person’s wishes alive, they won’t really die.

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Welcome to the world of Nanatsu No Taizai or The Seven Deadly Sins, which is a tale about the medieval times. First, we’ll do a bit of introduction for the newbies so that you guys can catch up. Not only was this anime based on medieval times, the writers decided to throw in demons, angels and supernatural abilities in there too. Holy shit, this anime will keep you at the edge of your seats throughout the season. Both of them! lol

The main protagonist Meliodas, the sin of Wrath is not your typical boy. He’s actually a 3000-year-old Demon and is the son of Satan. That escalated quickly lol. He’s not as cute as he seems. He’s actually the captain of the Seven Deadly sins. And is also the biggest pervert in the anime lol. As you can see below, he enjoys grabbing big boobs and having a sneak peek at panties as a hobby.

For those of you know don’t know what the 7 sins are they compose of the following. Greed, Envy, Sloth, Wrath, Lust, Gluttony and Pride. Each member representing each sin corresponding to their characteristics and individual desires seen in the anime. Not sure why Meliodas wasn’t Lust but who am I to complain lol.

The story is set in a country called Liones, Britania. The seven deadly sins were considered the strongest of the holy knights. Ten years ago, there was a rumour that the seven deadly sins were planning to overthrow the kingdom. This was bullshit btw, they were framed. They had to disband the crew tried to keep a low profile. But thanks to Elizabeth who sets out to find the Seven Deadly Sins, they are now once again reunited.

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Elizabeth Liones, is the 4th Princess of the Liones Kingdom. She is a princess who has a benevolent and kind nature. Think of Hinata. Yeah, Waifu material lol. She is the 107th reincarnation of the super hottie Supreme Deity daughter Goddess Elizabeth and also the reincarnation of Liz who was Meilodas’s past lover.

And who can forget Hawk! The captain of the leftover knights! The strongest character in the anime (self-proclaimed). Hawk is a talking pig with the moral conscience to keep Meliodas in character. Oh and the Boar Hat is actually built on top of Hawk’s mum who is hugeeeee! Hawk can be uptight most of the time but I find him reliable, trustworthy and full of courage. His heart is definitely in the right place ❤

Now with all the introductions out of the way, let’s get into the movie.  Picking up from season 2, the fight with the 10 commandments was over but shit was still over the place so I don’t really know where this movie fits into the timeline but oh well. The movie starts off with each member gathering ingredients. It was revealed that the King of Liones’s birthday was coming up and they were going to have a BIG celebration.

Meliodas heard a rumour from somewhere that the meat of a sky fish is extremely delicious and he wanted to get some for his old friend the king. While the others have already finished their share of hunting-gathering, Meliodas has been slacking off as usual lol. He instead tries to cook an apple pie with Ban as the head chef and everything was looking as good as usual. However, nobody wanted to have a taste lol. The brave Escanor took up the challenge and boooooom, rainbow vomit everywhere!

Meliodas and Hawk decide to go wash off the skittle coloured vomit in a nearby pond. Melios takes a look and he sees something very unusual. It was a herd of Sky Fish!!! Meliosdas and Hawk decide to jump in and little did they know it was actually a portal to sky island! On the other hand, a Melioodas look-alike also popped out from the pond at the same time! His name is Solaad and he is a celestial with wings. They are the descendants of the goddess clan!

The winged people were there to greet the Meliodas and Hawk. They were trying to capture Solaad for running away from his soldier duties. So they mistakenly took Meliodas instead due to their facial similarities and well pretty everything about them was similar tbh. However, Hawk becomes an instant hero because he looks exactly like the great warrior Oshiro and pretty much gets worshipped. The Celestials are the protectors of a giant egg that has many demons sealed inside it from 3000 years ago.

And out of nowhere a demon group called the Six Knights of Black appeared and attacked Solaad and the Seven Deadly Sins at Liones. Their goal is to ultimately crack the big egg and unleash the ultimate evil from the inside. Solaad eventually convinces the Seven Deadly Sins to help out at the sky temple. However because Galla destroyed the pond portal, the crew had to take the long way there. That’s right team, Mama Hawk takes flight! 

As the big egg starts to crack, the rest of the Six Knights of Black are released. Their names aren’t important but they were all strong as hell. The leader of the group Bellion holds a 3000-year-old grudge against Meliodas. He has once declined entry into the 10 Commandments because at the time he was too weak. So he’s pretty much butthurt and takes his anger out on Meliodas. Meliodas was having quite a hard time fending off all of the Six Knights and he was pushed to the limits.

Reinforcements finally arrived after Meliodas got stabbed by the sacred Wing Sword which is a specialized anti-demon sword. Don’t worry guys our captain won’t die that easily. They manage to pull it out and the fight continues. The Seven Deadly Sins took out all of the Knights and there was just one left, their leader Bellion. He used his teammates’ souls to break the seal on the giant egg and booooom comes out the Indura of Retribution.  What will happen? Go watch it! 🙂

Definitely, recommend this anime/movie to all you guys who are into supernatural powers and fan service. There is actually a good easy to follow plot to this movie so don’t get discouraged if you haven’t seen season 1 or 2. The visuals are stunning and the mystery will keep you wondering even after the movie has finished 🙂

Merlin Waifu is the best ❤merlin

Goblin Slayer’s Face Revealed!

The Imagination is a weapon. Those who don’t use it die first.

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Welcome to the world of Goblin Slayer, where the main character is incredibly stoic and totally oblivious to all the hot chicks that are trying to get in his pants. The only thing our protagonist lives and breathes for is for the sole purpose of slaying goblins. That’s correct my friends. Eradicating, every, single, goblin. Although this anime seems pretty straightforward, the thrills of watching the team overcome challenges will give you goosebumps and leave your jaw stuck to the ground.

Beard Cutter, Orcborg, Pussy Slayer call him whatever you like but he only has one name and that’s Goblin Slayer, the silver-ranked adventurer that will destroy any goblins standing in his way. The guy doesn’t really talk that much but his actions definitely capture your heart. He’s a solo adventurer but that is soon to change until he comes across our national Waifu.

The Shrine Priestess (at this point you’ll probably realize that everyone doesn’t have a name) is definitely Waifu material. Her ass is a strong 10 and so is her age. She was asked to accompany an amateur team to take on a goblin quest. The rookies thought it would be a walk in the park but little did they know that goblins are very sneaky creatures. They go into the dark cave and then boom. Ambush from behind.  The girls were raped then tortured and eventually killed. However, for our damsel in distress, she was saved by our man Goblin Slayer.

We learn a little bit of Goblin Slayer and to why he only accepts quests regarding goblins. He is currently staying with his friend Cow Girl and her uncle. The two have been childhood friends and boy have they grown up………they have really grown (.)(.) His daily routine is to check the surrounding fence for any damages and check the ground for any footprints. If there are none, he’ll simply do some fence maintenance and go have breakfast. 

Goblin Slayer has really been through a lot. When he was a kid, a horde of goblins attacked his village. They were able to capture his sister and used her as a plaything. To make things worse, Goblin Slayer was hiding in the closet and was forced to watch his very own sister get raped and eventually killed off. From that they on, he swore vengeance to eradicate every single goblin from the earth.

The Shrine Priestess is forever thankful of Goblin Slayer for saving her life and decides to go on adventures with him. She is able to cast about 3 spells per day and can be very useful at times. However after that limit is up, she pretty much becomes dead weight. But because she’s cute we’ll forgive her because she’s willing to learn about various battle tactics and goblin psychology/mentality. 

As the Silver ranked adventurer gains more popularity,  there are even folklore and songs that spread far and wide across the land. A peculiar adventurer group consisting of High Elf Archer, Lizard Priest and Dwarf Shaman were trying to track down Goblin Slayer to help them get rid of some demons. Of course, he declined the offer but quickly accepted it once Lizard Priest said that there were Goblins involved. Super clickbait if you ask me lol.

The newly formed group enters a ruin infested by goblins that are led by a goblin shaman. Little did they know this was not the case. In fact, this horde of goblins was being led by an Ogre who is the direct servant of the demon lord himself…..well shittt…. The team try to take it down but he was tough as hell with his fire, rock, grass resistance bullshit with super strength and regeneration powers to top it off making way too OP. But do not fear, Goblin Slayer has a trick up his sleeve and that is a teleportation scroll that can kill the Ogre! You’ll understand when you see it 😉

The highlight of this anime is definitely when Goblin Slayer gets a personal request from the Sword-Maiden. This momma is a hottie I tell you. She was in the group that destroyed the demon lord long ago but is now retired after losing her eyesight. She informs the team that there has been a mass murder recently and she suspects it to be goblins who are coming from the sewage system. Once they got there, the goblins were actually riding on boats like Sinbad lol. This surprises Goblin Slayer because normally they are dumb as hell. I’ll leave this mystery for you to see 😉

Goblin Slayer is what you definitely call an expert in goblin slaying. He pretty much breathes goblins for oxygen lol. His experience definitely helps him out for the normal goblins but when he came across the Goblin Champion, he gets critically wounded from taking one too many hits and gets knocked out. The Goblin Champion was too OP and everyone was on the verge of death. The Priestess screamed for her life which caused Goblin Slayer to wake up, chug a revive potion and sprinted his ass towards the Goblin Champion and tears its right eye out. 

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Goblin Slayer wakes up in the temple of Law after being knocked out for 3 days. He wakes up next to the Shrine Priestess naked as she was using Resurrection of Miracle to heal him overnight 😉 Her ass is a 10 but so is her age lol.  The ultimate reveal of Goblin Slayers face. What will he look like? Tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. We only get a glimpse from the back and it’s revealed that he has long white hair. Kakashi is that you? lol

They return back to their hometown after the mission. Goblin Slayer discovers goblin footprints around his house and I shit you not, hundreds of them were coming to attack his village. This horde was being led by a Goblin Lord which is a very intelligent mutated goblin. He decides to ask for help from his guild but everyone was like pft hell no. But seeing how serious he was, they all decided to help him out. It was an all-out war but the adventurers were excited because for everyone goblin they kill they receive 1 piece of gold!

It was total bloodshed out there. However, due to Goblin Slayers expertise and advice, the tides of battle were instantly turned into a one-sided massacre as goblin Slayer was able to predict all their moves. Goblin Slayer went around the war to kill the Goblin Lord and I’m sure you can guess who won 😉 Luckily the Shrine Priestess was there to help him otherwise he would have been goblin food lol

The victory was secured for the village but there was one thing left on the agenda. The Shrine Priestess asked Goblin Slayer to take off his helmet as she couldn’t see very clearly last time. Everyone was super surprised to see his face for the first time. All the girls in the room were pretty much dripping wet at the sight of his handsome face even though we only got to see half of it. I’m sure in Season 2 we’ll be able to see his full face so stay tuned!

Screw it, they can all be Waifus today ❤

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My Hero Academia Two Heroes Movie

If you feel yourself hitting up against your limit, remember for what cause you clench your fists! Remember why you started down this path, and let that memory carry you beyond your limit!

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Welcome to the review of the most anticipated movie of the year. MY HERO ACADEMIA TWO HEREOS!!!!!! The origin of All Might during his youth will make you want to scream out PLUS ULTRA when he Detroit Smashes the shit out of villains. I know I’m a little late to the party but here you go!

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Don’t forget to take Bakugo home with you! ❤

Our movie starts off with two eagles soaring through the endless sky symbolising the freedom and friendship this movie will portray between All Might and his friend David Shield. We see All Might and Deku in a private jet flying to I Island to attend the grand opening. I can’t remember the exact order so don’t give me shit about it please lol.

All Might was dreaming about his glory days. This was the time he was a transfer student studying overseas in America. We open up with a bank heist with a villain who goes by the name of…... he wasn’t important enough for a name so nobody really cares.  He’s riding this ugly ass toad village with 3 or so arms. They stole a bunch of money and are trying to get away from the cops. Oh, that’s cool sayonara bro.

I think the hell not! All Might comes to the rescue. The villain had like missiles and shit and he was going ballistic with them. However, All Might’s Carolina Smash left him unfazed and unscratched from those deadly missiles. And yeah we all know who wins the fight and on that day, it was revealed that All Might wanted to become the symbol of hope.

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Deku’s mug is so cute! ❤

I Island was the paradise of everyone’s dreams. Latest technology, sexy girls, great food, SEXY girls, splendid weather, SEXY GIRLS. Alright, I’ll stop being Mineta for a bit lol. All Might and Deku come across this sexy blonde teenager on a pogo stick. It turns out the blonde bombshell she was Melissa Shields, the daughter of the great scientist David Shield and former partner in crime of All Might. At this point nobody was really focusing on the pogo stick anymore if you know what I mean 00( (.)(.) )00 <—-Minetta.

Deku was shown around the island by Melissa leaving All Might to talk privately with David. It was a cute little date with Deku being the little nerdy fanboy as usual. Everything was going well and the two were enjoying themselves until a cold breeze suddenly glides over his shoulders. What is this sudden familiar ominous feeling he thought…….Just Uraraka staring over him with raging jealousy lol. 

To put it simply the whole of Class 1-A was on I Island either through a direct invite or there as a plus one. But to be honest, I was only looking forward to seeing Yaoyorozu and Todoroki because those two are my absolute favourite ❤ I love Todoroki because of his quirks and hairstyle and I love Yaoyorozu for obvious reasons lol. I was hoping to see a little development in their relationship but this movie fell short on that aspect. Booooo.

Who could forget U.A’s greatest secret shame Bakugou! Of course, we see him wrecking up a storm on the action trial course gaining the top place with the fastest time. The best part was the whole of Class A trying to subdue Bakugo after Todoroki steals the spotlight from him in a blink of an eye. I’m certain that everyone in Class 1-A is ashamed of his attitude but has his back regardless. Much love Bakugou ❤

They all get invited the opening ceremony.  The boys were all dressed up spick and span and the girls were looking totally kawaii. I quote Mineta “The main course has arrived” as Mellisa was wearing a V-cut dress revealing her amazing body. Jailbait alert folks. However because they were late to the party, the whole island went into maximum security mode. David and Sam were taken to the top vault by the villains in order to obtain a mysterious item.

Just kidding. The whole Island went into lockdown due to a terrorist attack. All Might was giving a speech at the banquet and then booooom, the party crashers suddenly came through the front door and restrained all the pro heroes in the room. The villains snuck into the security room and got full control of the island. The ringleader goes by the name of Wolfram with a metal manipulation quirk. 

Now it was up to our crew Deku, Melissa, Todoroki, Jiro, Uraraka, Mineta, Iida and Kaminari to gain back control of the security system on the 200th floor. That’s a lot of running lol. Bakugou and Kirishima were lost trying to find their way to the party stumbling their way to the 80th floor without being aware of the security breach lol. They team up on the 80th floor to take down the 2 villains while the others fight their way through the sentry robots to reach the top. MVP award goes to Mineta for using his Harem dream to overcome his fear of heights. HAREM HAREM HAREM!!!!

Once the kids reached the top floor, it was revealed that David and Sam set up the whole hi-jack incident. They decided to hire a bunch of actors so that they could retrieve David’s greatest invention back after it was taken away by the government. The item was a headset that maximises one’s quirk without any drawbacks to the user. David wanted the item back because he knew of All MIght’s decreasing power and wanted his friend to maintain the symbol of peace. Before anyone calls him an asshole, his reasons were justified.

All hell broke loose and Wolfram reveals that they were not actors but real villains. Big surprise there…… Deku jumps in trying to save everyone but Sam and David still got shot regardless lol. The fighting continues until they reach the rooftop, and Deku was at his wits end on what to do next as Wolfram took David as a hostage and was escaping in a helicopter. Luckily All Might jumps into the rescue and then booooooom saves David in time. RIP helicopter. All that was going on and Melissa was able to retain control over the security system!

Wolfram somehow gets his hands on the amplifier and starts doing some crazy shit with his powers. All Might was already getting tired from his 3-hour limit and it was revealed that Wolfram received more quirks from ALL FOR ONE. Deku with his new support gear from Melissa was able to unleash his full potential. The student and Teacher released a final blow, the DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH which smashes Wolfram into smithereens. 

As the morning sun was rising, All Might and David become immersed in Deku’s awesomeness. They believe that even with All Might’s power disappearing, they are able to trust the future in the hands of the next generation. Awesome fight scenes, storyline and music are what you can expect from the movie. Definitely stole the hearts of many fans who are waiting in anticipation for the next film. PLUS ULTRA!!!

Who is your favourite waifu? ❤

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Tokyo Ghoul Re:2 Episode 7 Kaneki And Touka Finally Got Married

“Why should I apologize for being a monster? Has anyone ever apologized for turning me into one?”

If you’ve never heard of Tokyo Ghoul then you’ve probably been living under a rock. A rock that has isolated you from the glorious sunshine consisting of 3 seasons worth of soul nourishment. Tokyo Ghoul revolves around Ghouls who are living repressed lives in Tokyo. Ghouls are really no different from human beings apart from the fact that they cannot eat human food and that they have Kakunaes which are deadly AF.

Despite not being able to eat anything apart from human flesh, they do settle for a nice cup of coffee every now and then. You can see in Season 1 our homeboy Kaneki Ken works at Anteiku which is the best coffee shop around the block. Kaneki Ken was just your typical shy high school boy who happens to land a date with Rize, the hottest bitch on the block. Their little coffee date was good until their walk home. Rize revealed that she was a ghoul and was ready to devour Keneki.

Luckily for our boy, a bunch of steel beams fell on her saving our boy in the process. He woke up in the hospital where the doctor had transplanted organs and shit from Rize in order to save his life. Malpractice to the highest level but in the anime world nobody gives a F. Now Kaneki is pretty much put through hell. Constantly fighting for his life against CGG, Aogiri Tree and a bunch of other Ghouls would are desperate to eat him *cough cough Tsukiyama. Although not all is bad, he meets a girl called Touka and a bunch of friendly ghouls at Anteiku who helps him adjust to his new life.

I’ll take this time to explain what the hell it is that sprouts out of the ghoul’s body. Ghouls have this sac like thing in their body called a Kakuhou that stores specific Rc Cells. These cells are released at will to form Kagune which we can see as those freaky weapons that they use to kill each other with. The shape size and form depends entirely upon the constitution of the RC cells and the users’ creativity. Our boy Kaneki just grows tails like the nine tail fox lmao.

Fast forward to Season 4 Which is Tokyo Ghoul Re:2. A bunch of shit has happened. The coffee shop owner dies, Kaneki loses his memory then gains it back, Arima is dead and Eto is surprisingly pretty hot. Don’t get me started on all the additional characters that nobody can really remember when they appeared or what they did a couple of seasons ago.

The fight between master and student was pretty emotional. Kaneki was able to release his Kakunja after being pushed to the limits by Arima. After having 2 of his weapons broken, Kishou Arima decides it was pointless to continue and commits Seppuku on his own throat and boom. He ded. His god damn pride was so high that it was actually commendable. But we learn that he was already dying anyway due to a very huge secret!

The season where Arima dies and Kaneki and Touka finally have sex, what a time to be alive lol. Touka was being straightforward as F asking if Kaneki was a virgin and telling him that if it really came down to it she would let him do it with her. I mean if that wasn’t dropping enough hints for ya then you’re probably too innocent for this world lol. Fast forward maybe 5 minutes they finally start going at it.

The mood was set folks, the two of them in a dark room staring into each other’s eyes with some baby making music in the background. Touka takes her shirt off revealing a massive pair of DD Oppais. HOLY SHIT, they were the most perfect pair of melons I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m so glad they were given time to grow for 4 seasons because if she whipped them out in season 1, I’m sure as hell a lot of viewers would have been disappointed lol.

This sex scene was actually pretty softcore but very enjoyable to watch. A lot of flashbacks of their times together and no butt clapping sounds. Just pure romantic love making like its suppose to be between two lovers. I thoroughly appreciated the freeze frames highlighting their 2-minute session to be blissful and heavenly. Oh, and Touka got pregnant after this. Them Ghoul sperm but be super strong swimmers lol.

As the new generation do it, they decide to have sex before marriage. Nothing wrong with testing out the waters before getting yourself into a lifetime commitment. Kaneki and Touka decide to hold their wedding underground. The wedding planner was probably someone we all know cough cough and he did a pretty decent job too. The two looked very good together I must say and I hope they live happily ever after with their soon to be born daughter :p

I feel like at this point I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore. I’ve been watching for the fights and I’m not even mad. However, I was surprised and glad to see Amon again! Really made my week knowing that he’s not dead! Tokyo Ghoul has been my all time favourite anime with its high pitch opening and its beacon of light on racial discrimination that parallels our own world.

Touka Waifu is packing<3

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Prison School

Miracles don’t happen by just sitting around. We have to make them happen ourselves.

Welcome to Hachimitsu Academy, an all-girls high school until a recent change. What do you think would happen when perverted horny boys are permitted to enrol into the system? This anime explores the adventure of adolescence mixed with machinist draconian punishments govern by the R18+ underground school council. Freedom has never tasted so sweet, or has it? 😉

 

We’ve got our light of hope Kiyoshi Fujino who is the backbone of this whole story. Gakuto, Joe, Andre and Shingo are pretty unique in their own ways each representing a fetish or form of sexual desire. I mean, self-control can be a bit hard to find when you’re surrounded by a thousand eye candies with a school selection process that goes by physical appearances. They be packing homies lol. #theonly2lettersiseeareDD’s

One day the boys decided to take a sneak peek and record heaven with a video camera. That’s right people, peeping into the girl’s showers. I shit you not, the curves on those girls will leave you wondering if they were angels sent from heaven or their curves belonged on a racetrack. At some point in a boy’s life, we get curious about the opposite gender and being a male I found this highly relatable. But not to the point where I would disguise my self as a girl and go into the bathing room haha.

However, all good things come to an end and the boys were caught. Their highly commendable but perverted philosophy of “all for one and one for all” lands the boys a month in the schools’ prison. Due to all of their masochist nature, the punishments given by the super hot supervisors turns into a blissful experience they’ve all been longing since puberty. Heck, I’ll be happy to stay for a year lol.

President, Mari Kurihara. Vice-President Meiko Shiraki and secretary Hana Midorikawa, are the pillars of the Underground Student Council. These 3 girls were kinky in their own respective ways. I believe they truly represent the repressed desires of women in society to an overwhelming and highly graphic extent. Society eyes are always judging so they try to maintain their innocent and justice appearance to avoid discrimination and slut shaming. It’s ok girls, we know your true natures, no need to hide it 😉

Being a woman can be hard when it comes to urinating in public. It becomes even harder when you’ve been drinking a ton of water and you’re busting to go. Hana was the fortunate candidate for this misfortune. She decides to go deep into the trees to secure a more private location. Our good boy Kiyoshi was saving a baby crow in the trees but falls down due to a series of unfortunate events. And he lands straight between Hana’s legs as she was enjoying her yellow water expulsion. The whole situation will develop into a golden shower as you keep watching ;). It’s safe to say that this is Kiyoshi’s first time seeing a stray pussy in the forest.

Freedom is a precious intangible quality that every human longs for. The give and take relationships between the 5 friends were quite something. Cooperating despite their differences to achieve a common goal can turn any enemies into friends quicker than a piece of shit hitting the toilet water. Oh, that was the excuse used by Gakuto when Kiyoshi broke out to go on a date. Yeah, he had haemorrhoids lol. This “hole” story reminds me of Shawshank Redemption when Andy was secretly digging an escape hole. Yes, that was a spoiler.

The boys are forced to go manual labour in order to gain redemption and food. Every so often they would test their escape hole and one day to their surprise, they found the principal burying his pornography. The principle was Mari’s father as well so you could probably see why she hates these sorts of stuff. But deep down, we know she’s a freak 😉 And hole was then closed off by the principal himself as regular goodwill maintenance lol. Not all hope is lost, the boys never gave up in their quest for freedom!

Fights between friends become common when you’re put under extreme pressure. I mean what do you expect when you put a bunch of horny guys together that haven’t polished their rockets for a while. Backstabbing, betrayals and narking were all the pitty consequences of solitary confinement. However, the boys were able to foster a beautiful friendship at the end of all of it.

Deception, trust and a ton of fanservice were what made this anime humourous, and enjoyable to watch. The underground school council were then exposed for their torturous methods and were sent to the prison instead. But hell they looked super sexy in their prison outfits. Although the boys and girls were opposite sides of the same coin, each had a common purpose of fighting for what they believed in.

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Why are you staring at my Chiyo waifu? ❤

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Zatch Bell

Since you’re a horse and I think you’re a freak, your name will be Horse Freak

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What’s more fun than watching little demonic kids with supernatural powers battle each other? NOTHING. Welcome to the world of Zatch Bell, the worldwide battle to become Mamodo King. What is a Mamodo you may ask? Think of it as a child from the demon realm. Every thousand years, a new Mamodo king is selected. Around a hundred or so chosen mamodo candidates are selected to take part in the “Battle to decide the Mamodo King Tournament” what a long ass name. And as you guessed, whoever wins will become the Mamodo King!

Our main protagonist is Zatch Bell. This kid right here, he’s the son of the current Mamodo King. No biggie lol. He was sent to the human world alongside his brother Zeno to compete for the throne. This anime is sort of a rip off from Pokemon. The Mamodo’s all have their own spell book. However, they require a human partner to bring out their full potentials.

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So what is the first thing that Zatch does? He goes looking for a partner! But does that happen right away? No! Because that will be too straightforward! Zatch runs into his brother Zeno who wipes him of his memories. That’s better! So now with his memory gone, he has no clue what he’s doing and becomes lost in some forest in England.

Luckily this mysterious man (who shall be revealed later mwhahaha) found this kid lying in a forest and decides to send him to his son back in Tokyo. Buying a plane ticket for the boy would be too mainstream so he gave him an eagle to ride his way there LMAO.

Not long after, Zatch crashes through Kiyo’s window with a big yellowfin tuna attached to his back. This little midget introduces himself and somehow they get along fine lol. I love how Kiyo becomes immersed in the letter from his father while Zatch downs a giant Yellowfin Tuna like a bowse.

Soon, the dynamic duo got into some serious trouble as other candidates started tracking them down. Kiyo being the smart boy with an IQ of 180 that he is, was able to discover the potential of Zatch’s spell book. He drew the power from the book and was able to cast the first spell “Zaker” that lets Zatch shoot a bolt of lightning from his mouth.

I had enough patience to actually finish reading the manga but never finished watching the anime. I’m not even sure the anime ever finished either lol. Plus I heard that the anime deviated from the manga so fuck that shit. I can tell you now that Zatch Bell Manga is better than the Naruto storyline. There is no side story bullshit or filers and it gets straight to the point which I find very amusing.

 

Zatch is pretty much a kid who gets bored a lot of the time. To counter this, Kiyo builds the Volcan 300! This is possibly one of the best toys I’ve ever seen. The craftsmanship of Kiyo is beyond level 9000. The amusement that Zatch gets from this toy is over a million LMAO.

The most notable characters are Brago and Sherry. These two are off the bat OP AF. I mean they are able to defeat their opponents with ease and elegance. Then there’s Ponygon or was going to be named Horse Freak, who is a Mamodo who was having a hard time finding a partner. He was so useless at the start at the start but then easily became one of the most useful characters in the anime/manga. Konchome is another character with a set of useless skills but just wait until you read the manga. He obtains this spell which flips the table on all the Mamodo’s even beating Zatch with his strongest spells.

Their adventure brings them across Japan and even overseas to England! They face many foes along the way getting stronger while learning new spells. Zatch has the ability to turn foes into friends which is one of the qualities I love about him. He also never gives up on his friends and its so heartwarming to see.

One thing leads to another, Zatch was finally able to battle his brother Zeno. This was the most anticipated fight of the century. Zeno was not the smartest character but it was actually his partner Dufort who has the amazing ability called ANSWER TALKER.  The original Renegan, this power manifests as circular rings in the eyes. This allows the user to just know the solution to any question or situation that they come across. I have no idea how the anime ended so I won’t spout nonsense. The ability, however, was super helpful for Kiyo, who rapidly learns 3 new spells after being resurrected from the dead in the manga,

The final battle in the manga was against you guessed it, Zatch and Bragoooooo. This time it’s an all-out brawl, spells were being thrown here and there and finally, Zatch pulls out his ultimate trump card the Shin Beruwan Baou Zakeruga. HOLY SHIT if you thought the Bao Zakega was badass, check this beast out. When Brago saw this coming he was like fuck this shit lol.

Zatch ended up winning the Mamodo battle. Because of his kind personality, he decided to resurrect everyone who was killed during the competition in the human world.  He decides to go back to school in the Mamodo world like a Bowse lol.

This is a relatively old anime/manga but I would highly suggest giving it a chance. My shitty review does not do it justice and it deserves so much more credit and popularity than it has gotten.  If you ask me, fuck the anime and read the manga ❤

Li-en Waifu, get her mad and she’ll punch you with her cute Kung-Fu<3

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