Digimon Tri

DigiDestined

Being a Digidestined means that sometimes you have to save the world, even if you’re the one who caused the problem.

Welcome to the world of Digimon Tri where the nostalgic part of your childhood has come back 20 years later to scream in your face, DIGIVOLUTIONNNNN! I’m sure that every Digimon fan is excited to see of original Digi-Destined all grown up right? Will Taichi and Yamato finally get along? Will Joe finally get a girlfriend? Will Koushiro finally grow a pair of balls to ask Mimi out? Without further ado lets cut to the chase!

The whole shebang is set 3 years after Digimon 02. The Digi-Destined are all teenagers now and man are they faced with some tough challenges. We’ve all been there and done that so this anime becomes extremely relatable as each one of them goes through their teenage drama phase. But I must say, the person who caught me most off guard was Takeru who turned out to be the biggest player out of the bunch lol.

It’s great to see all of them reunited once again! The Digimon and Digi-Destined are ecstatic as they haven’t seen each other in forever. The Digimon’s haven’t changed but the girls have if you know what I’m talking about huehuehuehue (Pervert mode activate). But no time for a sweet catch up because there’s a giant red beetle, Kuwagamon destroying everything in its path like a psycho maniac. 

Emotional trauma slowly unravels as societal pressure and responsibilities weights down on the kids. This is evident from the get-go as we see our beloved Taichi turn from an upbeat fun loving boy into an anxious drama queen. However, it’s understandable given the circumstances of a life and death battle that takes place in the middle of Odaiba. TO BE FAIR he did a great job handling the situation and overcoming his fears. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE was having some sort issue and really had no idea what the hell they were doing. Sounds about right when you talk about teenagers lol. Congrats Toei for hitting the nail on the head for this concept because when I was a teenager, I had no clue what the hell I was doing either lol.

The animation was so no doubt LIT AF FAM. However after seeing the Digimon digivolve for the 6th time kinda makes you wonder why they didn’t put in warp digivolutions lol. Not gonna hate but if you ask me, the old digivolution scene still holds first place in my heart ❤ To be fair, I had really high expectations for this Digimon Tri, but the plot sorta fell through for me so, in reality, I was only watching it for the fights haha.

The whole story pretty much revolves around a new Digimon called Meicomon or commonly referred to as Mei-Chan by her partner Mei. 5 Star for name diversity lol. Mei-Chan is pretty much a cat Digimon which society anxiety issues. Mei joins the Digi-Destined as a new dandere member which I find to be pretty cute and balancing. Meicomon definitely be stealing a lot of hearts inside and outside of the anime with her cuteness. Yeah, it’s a girl Digimon, it took me about 10 episodes to finally get that memo. It’s a trapppppp lol.  

LONG STORY SHORT, Meicomon was an infected Digimon. This is not a spoiler because the very first scene of episode one hinted this so screw you haterrrrrrs. As Meicomon gets separated from Mei, her bad side comes out causing her to despise her partner and mutate into an evil form. So everyone had to run around back and forth between the real world and the digital world in order to find her.

To make things more complicated, they brought back Ken as an evil antagonist behind everything. However, we later discovered that it was actually Mr.Gennei??? Who isn’t really Mr.Gennei??? And this was all the plan of Yggdrasil the leader of the royal knights. Then they throw in some HOMEOSTASIS bullshit god of all Digimon and at this point, I don’t even know what the hell is going on anymore. But one thing for sure is that Jessmon was my all-time favourite Digimon in the series because of how cool he was ❤

It took about 26 episodes to finally defeat her, and during that time the Digimon lost their memories, Mr.Nishijima dies anddddd the Digi-Destined from 02 are found! To make the plot even worse Meicomon dies as Ken leaves us with a cliff hanger as to the next Digimon he’s going to infect. This is a genius way to promote the sequel but it sure as hell pissed off the majority of the viewers because practically nothing was explained lol. 

So my word of advice to you all is to watch Digimon Tri with an open mind. Digimon Tri is focused around the relationship of the Digi-Destined and their partners with the emphasis of GROWING UP compared to insane fights from 20 years ago. Lower your expectations and just enjoy the show like I did and you’ll be a lot happier in the end. The wave of nostalgia was cured after seeing all the cute Digimon and that was enough for me 🙂 

Digi-Destined Waifus are the best ❤

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Darling In The Franxx

I think I have taken a liking to you. Won’t you be my darling?

Welcome to Darling In The Franxx, where love triangles are abundant and the plot doesn’t really matter lol. You’ll experience first hand what it was like when Adam and Eve started out as the isolated children explore marriage and the arts of baby making. Throw in some huge alien robot fights and hot girls and you’ve got yourself an anime you’ll never forget!

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Darling is waiting for you to take her home ❤

In the not so distant future, humanity was invaded by the Kloxosaurs. This has driven humanity into living inside enclosed mobile pods that transverse the deserted plains of earth. Humanity has created Franxx’s, which are pretty much giant Gundams to fight against the Kloxosaurs. To make things interesting, you need a male and female pair called parasites working in unison to operate the Franxx otherwise the mental overload would be too great.

Our main boy protagonist Hiro was feeling depressed as he had just failed his Franxx exam. He was having compatibility issues with his partner Naomi and both of them were about to be deported to rejection town. On his walk of shame, Hiro was walking past a lake and notices a pair of clothing hanging off a branch. Our little pervert decides to have a look at who it was. To his disappointment he didn’t see anyone…..or so he thought!

There was a girl doing the backstroke in the middle of the lake. His little virgin eyes couldn’t handle it so he looked away. He decides to get another peek in for the memory picture and then boom, she was gone? Thinking that the girl has drowned, Hiro rushes in to save her. The beautiful girl with pink hair, fully butt naked breaks through the water surface with a fish in her mouth. She was bewitching as her red horns pillared through her hair as water was dripping off her curves leaving Hiro with her pink underwear in his hand. Yes, you read that right, Hiro is a pervert lol.

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I think you would look great in this 😉

Hiro’s classmates were attending the graduation ceremony to become official Franxx pilots. During the middle of the ceremony, a Class Mohorovicic (I don’t even know what that means) Klaxosaur attacks and ruins the whole ceremony. Zero Two, the girl you just saw naked, deployed her Franxx Sterlizia with her partner in order to defend the base. She is the infamous partner killer who ends up killing her partner as nobody has any decent compatibility with her.

Hiro sees this as a redemption opportunity (practically last chance before he’s sent off to god knows where). Zero Two takes a liking to Hiro, asking him to be her Darling and kisses him. This activates Strelitzia’s true form that takes down the giant Klaxosaur even before I had time to finish my hot chocolate. By the way for anyone who is confused, Zero Two is a human-klaxosaur hybrid and a hot one at that 😉

After the battle, Hiro’s childhood friend Ichigo was concerned about the whole event and his safety. Since Hiro had no recollection of the battle, many people were sceptical about the whole incident. The leaders of APE decided to put together a mock battle to see if Hiro was the real deal, this time he wasn’t allowed to pair up with darling Zero Two. He was teamed up with Ichigo in Delphinium which didn’t really go so well, but hey at least he got to first base again lol. 

To make the love triangles a bit easy for you guys to understand, I shall try to attempt a half-assed version of explaining it. So Hiro and Zero Two like each other, but Ichigo is in love with Hiro and Goro is secretly in love with Ichigo. Oh and I forgot to mention that Ikuno is lesbian for Ichigo. Now Futoshi is madly in love with Kokoro but she’s got the hots for Mitsuru. Miku and Zorome both had a thing for each other but never ended up being together and just remained friends (with benefits?).  And just to throw my two cents in there, Nana and Dr Franxx were probably around the 3rd base with each other.

Long story short Mitsuru wanted to prove that he was the better pilot and one up Hiro by partnering up with Zero Two. He got a mental breakdown afterwards and yeah….. from then on Zero Two and Hiro were officially darlings that nobody fucked with. However, Hiro does not go unscratched either. After riding with Zero two a blue tumour started to grow on his chest and his health declined considerably. But when push comes to shove, he gets over it and recovers with the help from Zero Two.

Childish elements were incorporated into the anime which made it entertaining. The guys and girls had a week of disagreement with each other where the girls set a line across the dorm to prevent the boys from entering their side. Zero Two, however, didn’t give a shit and went to see Hiro as she pleases lol. However, there were moments which unified all of them together again and I believe that was a beautiful portrayal of friendship. A lot of jealousy, anger and disagreements were seen but were trumped by hopes of dreams as everybody united their strengths.

Flashbacks of Hiro’s and Zero Two’s past were truly tragic and fuzzy because their memories got erased. Once they both remembered their promise to each other, their love and bond strengthened to the maxxxx. Zero Two is so BAE. Their relationship had lots of ups and downs and definitely filled with drama like most relationships which made the anime seem super realistic. They had to battle through hardship, learning responsibilities and enjoying experiences such as cleaning, cooking and baby making….. 😉 The wedding ceremony was pretty damn cute as well 🙂

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I’m not ganna go into this too much detail but Dr Franxx was able to meet the first Kloxosaur Princess 001 when he was younger. His arm was torn off in the battle but was able to obtain a sample of her hair to create our waifu Zero Two! Turns out the Kloxasures were not actually the bad people but the VIRM were. What a plot twist finding out the VIRM’s were disguised as Papa and his comrades. Hiro was not taking any of this shit, took Zero Two into the Star Entity and transforms it into a giant Strelitzia Apus to defeat the invaders.

Now Hiro, Zero Two and the Klaxosaurs takes off into space to put an end to the VIRM race. They go through a warp gate carrying a bomb and headed towards the VIRM base which took about 2 years to reach. Meanwhile, the remaining parasites rebuild humanity on earth by having children with each other. Who will win, you guys have to find out for yourselves 😉 Sadly Hiro and Zero two did not survive but their souls were able to return to earth and were reincarnated a thousand years later. They met each other as a pair of children and lived happily ever after ❤

Who is your favourite Waifu out of all these stunners? ❤

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Pokemon Origins!

Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Pokemon!

Hello, hello, helllooooo everyone. If you came here to read about Ash Ketchum, then fuck off  please let me enlighten you on someone better. Pokemon Origins is a story about Red. Red is the original character from the Japanese manga.

Ash Ketchum is the character that was created for the younger viewers. I’ll admit that he’s the better protagonist for the TV shows but his pokemon training skills are overrated. In fact, it’s shit tbh. OH YES, I AM DEFINITELY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE. I LOVE POKEMON BUT ASH is just……no words to describe *coma.

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Now we have Red. He is actually what you call a Pokemon MASTER. He has actually caught them all, unlike bitch ass Ash who only caught around 30 pokemon in the Kanto region. Red has only been defeated once and that was by his rival Blue. Red took down the whole Team Rocket Corporation single-handedly. Ash is still battling Jessie and James every day. Although watching Ash can be entertaining, I feel Red does a better job of Catching them all LOL.

Now Red starts off at Pallet Town and chooses Charmander as his starting pokemon. His rival Blue chooses a Squirtle. They both set off vowing to each other that they will complete the Pokedex first. The journey begins and Red encounters a wild Pidgey. Unlike Ash, he actually captures successfully the first time. Red was able to capture all 150 pokemon in the Kanto region. Here is a list of his favourite rotation 🙂

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His first and most significant gym battle was with Brock, who taught him the true meaning of Pokemon Battles. The level of synchronization and trust that Red builts with his pokemon is legendary. We can see the growth and evolution of Charmander all the way to Charizard pretty early on in the journey. This really puts an emphasis on the trust that his Charizard has for him and this will be critical for the final battle against Mewtwo.

Out of frustration, Red barges into the Silph Company where Team Rocket had taken over. Ash seeks Giovani for his evil doings. He was able to free all of the scientists and pokemon that were kept as hostages in the building. He was able to catch Giovanni before he made his escape. They had a mini battle but once Ash’s first pokemon was knocked out, Giovani made an escape like a little biatchhhhh. The good thing about this raid was that Ash received a Lapras as a thank you present so it all works out lol.

Red obtains badge number 7 heads to Viridian City to obtain his final badge. To his surprise, Giovani is the last gym leader! Shit just got real here. Giovani first sent out his Rhyhorn which wipes the floor with 4 of Red’s pokemon. Out of the blue, Red sends manages to get a double knockout with his Hitmonlee. Have you guys ever played the first gen game? That shit is pretty impressive! Finally sending out Charizard to the final fight against another Rhydon. Giovani had a wave of nostalgia as he sees Red’s passion and determination as he beats his pokemon. Earing the respect of Giovani, He awards Red with the final badge and decides to disband Team Rocket as a whole.

And now Red arrives at the Indigo Plateau and takes down the Elite Four in a breeze. He just makes everyone look like shit. I mean, I spent at least half a day to beat them haha. Turns out blue has already beaten the Elite Four before and was waiting for Red. No surprises there…….. So they battle and it all comes down to their very first starter Pokemons. Charizard vs Blastoise. Punches were being thrown, it was a slugfest none the least. Flamethrower here and hydro pump there and boom. Charizard wins lmao.

After winning, Red continues his quest to capture them all.  He returns to Pallet town after managing to catch 149 pokemon. He comes home and Blue bed-ridden after getting his ass whooped by a not so mysterious pokemon called Mewtwo. Prof. Oak gave Red the evolution stones with a few shitty advice like “You can not ride your bike indoors” and he set off once again.

Red rushes to the legendary cave to capture Mewtwo. He sends out his Gengar and Articuno but that shit was useless against Mewtwo lol. Finally Red sends out his trusty partner Charizard or Lizadon to fight Mewtwo. But they were both no math and was knocked into the water lol.

Legend has it, if a bond between a Charizard and its human partner is strong enough, a great force of power will build up. The evolution stone started glowing reacting to their bond resulting in MEGA EVOLUTIONNNNNN. And thus Mega Charizard X was born. With increased speed, strength and good looks, Mega Charizard, Mega Punched Mewtwo into a wall. Red throws an ultra ball and captures Mewtwo successfully. Not sure why he didn’t use the master ball like the manga to avoid this whole fight lol

Pokemon Origins was concluded in only 4 episodes. The whole Kanto journey was pretty rushed. Red manages to get all 8 badges in the blink of an eye and supposedly beat the whole game in 35 hours lol. I like Red because he’s a cool an intelligent guy. Unlike Ash who always asking “What pokemon is that?” every time he encounters something new. There was very little room for character development. We didn’t see his struggles but a lot of emphases was put into his achievements which I personally think is fine. I believe that Ash is the better protagonist but Red is the better trainer. However, I still love both of the animes I will keep watching them regardless of other peoples opinions.

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Meanwhile back Pallet Town, Red saw Mew flying across his window. Realising that there was still Mew left to be captured he becomes fully determined to complete his Pokedex once and for all 😉

Cynthia Waifu, calm, beautiful and has the skills to match her looks ❤

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