Goblin Slayer’s Face Revealed!

The Imagination is a weapon. Those who don’t use it die first.

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Welcome to the world of Goblin Slayer, where the main character is incredibly stoic and totally oblivious to all the hot chicks that are trying to get in his pants. The only thing our protagonist lives and breathes for is for the sole purpose of slaying goblins. That’s correct my friends. Eradicating, every, single, goblin. Although this anime seems pretty straightforward, the thrills of watching the team overcome challenges will give you goosebumps and leave your jaw stuck to the ground.

Beard Cutter, Orcborg, Pussy Slayer call him whatever you like but he only has one name and that’s Goblin Slayer, the silver-ranked adventurer that will destroy any goblins standing in his way. The guy doesn’t really talk that much but his actions definitely capture your heart. He’s a solo adventurer but that is soon to change until he comes across our national Waifu.

The Shrine Priestess (at this point you’ll probably realize that everyone doesn’t have a name) is definitely Waifu material. Her ass is a strong 10 and so is her age. She was asked to accompany an amateur team to take on a goblin quest. The rookies thought it would be a walk in the park but little did they know that goblins are very sneaky creatures. They go into the dark cave and then boom. Ambush from behind.  The girls were raped then tortured and eventually killed. However, for our damsel in distress, she was saved by our man Goblin Slayer.

We learn a little bit of Goblin Slayer and to why he only accepts quests regarding goblins. He is currently staying with his friend Cow Girl and her uncle. The two have been childhood friends and boy have they grown up………they have really grown (.)(.) His daily routine is to check the surrounding fence for any damages and check the ground for any footprints. If there are none, he’ll simply do some fence maintenance and go have breakfast. 

Goblin Slayer has really been through a lot. When he was a kid, a horde of goblins attacked his village. They were able to capture his sister and used her as a plaything. To make things worse, Goblin Slayer was hiding in the closet and was forced to watch his very own sister get raped and eventually killed off. From that they on, he swore vengeance to eradicate every single goblin from the earth.

The Shrine Priestess is forever thankful of Goblin Slayer for saving her life and decides to go on adventures with him. She is able to cast about 3 spells per day and can be very useful at times. However after that limit is up, she pretty much becomes dead weight. But because she’s cute we’ll forgive her because she’s willing to learn about various battle tactics and goblin psychology/mentality. 

As the Silver ranked adventurer gains more popularity,  there are even folklore and songs that spread far and wide across the land. A peculiar adventurer group consisting of High Elf Archer, Lizard Priest and Dwarf Shaman were trying to track down Goblin Slayer to help them get rid of some demons. Of course, he declined the offer but quickly accepted it once Lizard Priest said that there were Goblins involved. Super clickbait if you ask me lol.

The newly formed group enters a ruin infested by goblins that are led by a goblin shaman. Little did they know this was not the case. In fact, this horde of goblins was being led by an Ogre who is the direct servant of the demon lord himself…..well shittt…. The team try to take it down but he was tough as hell with his fire, rock, grass resistance bullshit with super strength and regeneration powers to top it off making way too OP. But do not fear, Goblin Slayer has a trick up his sleeve and that is a teleportation scroll that can kill the Ogre! You’ll understand when you see it 😉

The highlight of this anime is definitely when Goblin Slayer gets a personal request from the Sword-Maiden. This momma is a hottie I tell you. She was in the group that destroyed the demon lord long ago but is now retired after losing her eyesight. She informs the team that there has been a mass murder recently and she suspects it to be goblins who are coming from the sewage system. Once they got there, the goblins were actually riding on boats like Sinbad lol. This surprises Goblin Slayer because normally they are dumb as hell. I’ll leave this mystery for you to see 😉

Goblin Slayer is what you definitely call an expert in goblin slaying. He pretty much breathes goblins for oxygen lol. His experience definitely helps him out for the normal goblins but when he came across the Goblin Champion, he gets critically wounded from taking one too many hits and gets knocked out. The Goblin Champion was too OP and everyone was on the verge of death. The Priestess screamed for her life which caused Goblin Slayer to wake up, chug a revive potion and sprinted his ass towards the Goblin Champion and tears its right eye out. 

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Goblin Slayer wakes up in the temple of Law after being knocked out for 3 days. He wakes up next to the Shrine Priestess naked as she was using Resurrection of Miracle to heal him overnight 😉 Her ass is a 10 but so is her age lol.  The ultimate reveal of Goblin Slayers face. What will he look like? Tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. We only get a glimpse from the back and it’s revealed that he has long white hair. Kakashi is that you? lol

They return back to their hometown after the mission. Goblin Slayer discovers goblin footprints around his house and I shit you not, hundreds of them were coming to attack his village. This horde was being led by a Goblin Lord which is a very intelligent mutated goblin. He decides to ask for help from his guild but everyone was like pft hell no. But seeing how serious he was, they all decided to help him out. It was an all-out war but the adventurers were excited because for everyone goblin they kill they receive 1 piece of gold!

It was total bloodshed out there. However, due to Goblin Slayers expertise and advice, the tides of battle were instantly turned into a one-sided massacre as goblin Slayer was able to predict all their moves. Goblin Slayer went around the war to kill the Goblin Lord and I’m sure you can guess who won 😉 Luckily the Shrine Priestess was there to help him otherwise he would have been goblin food lol

The victory was secured for the village but there was one thing left on the agenda. The Shrine Priestess asked Goblin Slayer to take off his helmet as she couldn’t see very clearly last time. Everyone was super surprised to see his face for the first time. All the girls in the room were pretty much dripping wet at the sight of his handsome face even though we only got to see half of it. I’m sure in Season 2 we’ll be able to see his full face so stay tuned!

Screw it, they can all be Waifus today ❤

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Parasyte

Maybe humans are the closest thing to demons alive.

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Welcome to the unique world of Parasyte The Maxim, an anime that will leave you questioning humanities pretentious rights and how you have yet to be infected. The complexity and intricate plot will really shake your conscience, opening your eyes to the harsh reality typically unseen to the normal person. But tbh nobody is here for that, we just want to see some fighting and this anime definitely delivers!

Your main boy Shinichi Izumi was having a lonely night at home watching porn studying like a good high schooler. It was time to go to bed so that he could get up bright and early for school tomorrow morning. Some gooey worm-like creatures with little drills on their heads suddenly started to appear on earth, specifically in……. you guessed it, always Japan. Just look at these things, I could use some of these in my garden lol

The Parasytes are able to drill into the ears/nose of the human host and take over their brain. The green critter was trying to climb into Shinichi’s ears but he was wearing headphones. The next best place was his nose but the little critter failed because he sneezed lmao. Shinichi wakes up finding this green worm trying to borrow its way into his right arm. Doing everything in his power to stop the little shit, he grabs his headphone cable and ties it around his arm. Everything kinda went blank afterwards for Shinichi.

He wakes the next morning thinking that it was a bad dream and goes to school as usual. He notices very subtle changes in his body, like when he was about to get hit by a car, his right-hand transforms into a metal claw protecting him from imminent death. Yeah just the casual routine for everyone, no biggie. He goes home believing something is definitely wrong with his right hand and tries to stab it. And hello world, something very unusual appears!

Say hello to Migi! The Parasyte that Shinichi was able to prevent from travelling up to his brain has successfully fertilised his right hand lol. Shinichi was shocked as hell knowing that now his hand could talk back to him. And what’s worse the hand was able to materialize sharp metal blades that were able to cut through pretty much anything. I was genuinely surprised on how he didn’t piss his pants at this stage lol

Shinichi decides to call the Parasyte Migi which literally means right in Japanese. That is the most creative name I’ve ever heard. props to you Japan. The duo decides to share a mutualistic relationship as they both required each other to survive. Shinichi needed protection from other Parasytes while Migi needed Shinichi to be alive in order to survive. Migi starts reading books to obtain human knowledge and to become more fluent in Japanese which I found extremely cute.

The dynamic duo is faced with many dangerous Parasytes that are trying to kill them. Luckily for Shinichi, Migi is a super genius and all ways come up with solid solutions to get them both out of trouble. Like this one time, my boy Migi devised a plan to kill this Parasyte who broke into the school. Migi got Shinichi to stab a hole in the enemy and boom. Game over. One thing leads to another the duo bumps into another Parasyte called Yuko Tachikawa and learnt that Parasytes only kill only Parasytes for survival. 

Shinichi has a hot best friend Satomi Murano. He “accidentally” groped her the day before and decides to apologize for it. Migi is a pervert confirmed. He takes her out for a pancake date and the two have a great time. Afterwards, on their walk home, Satomi notices something strange about her childhood friend. He somewhat looks hotter after stopping three thugs from bullying a cat. At this point, we can confirm that Satomi was moist lol.

The story can’t be that smooth for Satomi right? They decided to throw in this super hottie Kana Kimishima into the love triangle just for kicks. Migi was able to tell that this waifu was able to detect Parasyte wavelengths making her one of a kind. Too bad she wasn’t there to tell him that his mum was infected as he came home and was stabbed in the chest. How would you feel if your mum has been missing for months, decides to return and tries to kill you? What a great surprise because you find out that she killed your dad as well……..

Don’t worry Shinichi could never die! Migi comes to the rescue and seals the hole in his chest for him. Because of this psychological change, Shinichi becomes an emotional pit of despair, pretty much on par as a Parasyte. Migi becomes increasingly tired and can only be active for about 4 hours per day or something lol. He literally becomes oblivious to other girls hitting on him and is able to kill living beings without a shred of empathy. His heightened sense of skills with Migi scythe allows him to face his mum without a problem. With the help of a new friend, he was able to take down his mum successfully with a surprise attack. 

There were so many great fights in this anime and it will be hard to mention them all. The highlight of the series will have to be when Shinichi was able to kill Hideo by throwing a rock from about a kilometre away, piercing Hideos chest and killing him. This was the most insane scene I’ve ever seen! The ultimate fight between Gotou is something that will leave you questioning the fundamental principles of humanity. Are Parasytes really the treat or are humans the toxic beings that are destroying the earth?

Shinichi was able to defeat Goto and the expense of Migi becoming dormant forever. A year later, Shinichi was having dreams about Migi who was bidding him farewell. The romance that blossoms between Shinichi and Satomi is a beautiful one as he saves her countless times from impending death. With the help of an old friend of course 😉 The combination of plot, music and animation definitely puts Parasyte on the top-tier animes. Heck, it was so good that they decided to make a live action movie out of it lol.

Satomi Waifu is secretly packing ❤

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Tokyo Ghoul Re:2 Episode 7 Kaneki And Touka Finally Got Married

“Why should I apologize for being a monster? Has anyone ever apologized for turning me into one?”

If you’ve never heard of Tokyo Ghoul then you’ve probably been living under a rock. A rock that has isolated you from the glorious sunshine consisting of 3 seasons worth of soul nourishment. Tokyo Ghoul revolves around Ghouls who are living repressed lives in Tokyo. Ghouls are really no different from human beings apart from the fact that they cannot eat human food and that they have Kakunaes which are deadly AF.

Despite not being able to eat anything apart from human flesh, they do settle for a nice cup of coffee every now and then. You can see in Season 1 our homeboy Kaneki Ken works at Anteiku which is the best coffee shop around the block. Kaneki Ken was just your typical shy high school boy who happens to land a date with Rize, the hottest bitch on the block. Their little coffee date was good until their walk home. Rize revealed that she was a ghoul and was ready to devour Keneki.

Luckily for our boy, a bunch of steel beams fell on her saving our boy in the process. He woke up in the hospital where the doctor had transplanted organs and shit from Rize in order to save his life. Malpractice to the highest level but in the anime world nobody gives a F. Now Kaneki is pretty much put through hell. Constantly fighting for his life against CGG, Aogiri Tree and a bunch of other Ghouls would are desperate to eat him *cough cough Tsukiyama. Although not all is bad, he meets a girl called Touka and a bunch of friendly ghouls at Anteiku who helps him adjust to his new life.

I’ll take this time to explain what the hell it is that sprouts out of the ghoul’s body. Ghouls have this sac like thing in their body called a Kakuhou that stores specific Rc Cells. These cells are released at will to form Kagune which we can see as those freaky weapons that they use to kill each other with. The shape size and form depends entirely upon the constitution of the RC cells and the users’ creativity. Our boy Kaneki just grows tails like the nine tail fox lmao.

Fast forward to Season 4 Which is Tokyo Ghoul Re:2. A bunch of shit has happened. The coffee shop owner dies, Kaneki loses his memory then gains it back, Arima is dead and Eto is surprisingly pretty hot. Don’t get me started on all the additional characters that nobody can really remember when they appeared or what they did a couple of seasons ago.

The fight between master and student was pretty emotional. Kaneki was able to release his Kakunja after being pushed to the limits by Arima. After having 2 of his weapons broken, Kishou Arima decides it was pointless to continue and commits Seppuku on his own throat and boom. He ded. His god damn pride was so high that it was actually commendable. But we learn that he was already dying anyway due to a very huge secret!

The season where Arima dies and Kaneki and Touka finally have sex, what a time to be alive lol. Touka was being straightforward as F asking if Kaneki was a virgin and telling him that if it really came down to it she would let him do it with her. I mean if that wasn’t dropping enough hints for ya then you’re probably too innocent for this world lol. Fast forward maybe 5 minutes they finally start going at it.

The mood was set folks, the two of them in a dark room staring into each other’s eyes with some baby making music in the background. Touka takes her shirt off revealing a massive pair of DD Oppais. HOLY SHIT, they were the most perfect pair of melons I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m so glad they were given time to grow for 4 seasons because if she whipped them out in season 1, I’m sure as hell a lot of viewers would have been disappointed lol.

This sex scene was actually pretty softcore but very enjoyable to watch. A lot of flashbacks of their times together and no butt clapping sounds. Just pure romantic love making like its suppose to be between two lovers. I thoroughly appreciated the freeze frames highlighting their 2-minute session to be blissful and heavenly. Oh, and Touka got pregnant after this. Them Ghoul sperm but be super strong swimmers lol.

As the new generation do it, they decide to have sex before marriage. Nothing wrong with testing out the waters before getting yourself into a lifetime commitment. Kaneki and Touka decide to hold their wedding underground. The wedding planner was probably someone we all know cough cough and he did a pretty decent job too. The two looked very good together I must say and I hope they live happily ever after with their soon to be born daughter :p

I feel like at this point I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore. I’ve been watching for the fights and I’m not even mad. However, I was surprised and glad to see Amon again! Really made my week knowing that he’s not dead! Tokyo Ghoul has been my all time favourite anime with its high pitch opening and its beacon of light on racial discrimination that parallels our own world.

Touka Waifu is packing<3

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Megalo Box

If you’re a cheapskate, you bet on dogs. But if you’ve got a bit of cash to spare…..you bet on people.

If you love underdogs achieving major recognition and eternal glory, you’ve come to the right place. Megalo Box will fuel your fighting spirit and make you walk out the door to call out Connor McGregor to a fist fight. Well, maybe not that that extreme but you get what I mean. This slugfest of an anime will deliver as promised some brutal beatings that will leave you speechless with possibly a dislocated jaw, nosebleed and a black eye afterwards.

Underground fights are the easiest way to make money when times are tough. Our main protagonist goes by the name of Junk Dog who fights not because he wants to, but because he has to. It was either this or prostitution so I think he chose the right option to bring food to the table. But damn, he really was floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bitch bee.

One day our boy wanted to go see the city lights so he took his motorcycle and went broom-broom into the city. However, he was riding into some restricted areas and nearly rode into our supper hottie CEO Yukiko Shirato and screws up his bike for the 50th time. I feel sorry for the uncle who has to fix it all the time. At this stage, I feel like Joe was looking for a way to escape his shitty life but suicide was not an option he was willing to take.

A mad staredown occurs between our boy and his rival Yuri big boy number 1 Megalo boxer. Joe throws major shade at both of them and long story short they got butthurt. And that my friends, was the start of a beautiful rivalry between an underdog and the pinnacle of the sporting society. With a sudden 180 degrees turn of interest, Junk Dog creates a fake I.D calling himself Joe and decides to enter the Megalo box championship to take down Yuri.

What do you have to do before any big fight? You have to train of course. Coach Nanbu to the rescue. This dodgy one eye mofo is the most trustworthy and loyal coach anyone can ask for. Although due to losing 1 eye and being a bit crippled in his leg, he’s not the most popular coach around the young boxers. Nonetheless, this guy would sacrifice his other eye for Joe in a heartbeat. BIG SPOILER.

The exoskeletal gears that boxers wear help to improve their power, durability and stamina. One punch from those things can render anyone useless in a matter of seconds. Imagine getting hit by a truck in the face. Some have Artificial Intelligence embedded into them to help predict the opponents’ next move which is pretty much cheating in a way. Nonetheless, they look cool as hell giving the anime a sense of freshness that has never been seen before.

Started from the bottom and now we’re here. Joe starts out at spot 257 to be exact. The thing that really makes this anime stand out from the rest is that Joe was fighting his opponents without any gear. Why? Because he broke them and couldn’t afford a new one lol. This gives the viewers a thrill of excitement everytime Joe enters the ring. Will he win, or will he lose against all odds are the two inevitable questions that pop into the viewers’ minds making it truly addicting.

Gearless Joe is now born. With the peculiar name and offensive fighting style, he attracts major attention from the media. Coach Nanbu aims to take Joe to the top within only 5 fights which sounds pretty nuts. However, Joe is a total beast in the ring whipping out wins out of nowhere. Joe is super humble about his skills. He trains harder than any of the boxers in the series and it’s super inspiring to see. This anime gives a subliminal message to the viewers that they should put in hard work consistently and over time life will award you.

Inspired by Joe’s amazing determination to win, Yuri decides to remove his integrated gear so that they could have a fair fight. Uppercuts, haymakers, jabs you name it, they did it all. Down to round 13 and they decided to finish the match on a single blow. ONE PUNCH SQUARE TO THE FACE AND BOOOOOM. Everything turned white. You guys can find out for yourself what happened by watching the anime 😉

Megalo Box has an indie feel to it. If you enjoy animes such as Cowboy Bebop, Afro Samurai and Akira then you’ll definitely love this anime. The striking visuals, upbeat music and epic plot are inspiring making it a legendary anime that will forever remain in the hearts of many otakus. If I had to chose then Megalo Box takes the top anime of 2018!

Yukiko Waifu has style and elegance. Still sexy without showing most of her big boobs ❤

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Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World

When you said that you hate yourself, it made me want to tell you all the wonderful things I know about you.

Welcome to Re:Zero, the anime where the main protagonist is realistically pathetic.  If you’ve come here expecting an over-powered badass protagonist then turn yo ass right back to One Punch Man or Dragon Ball Z lol. However, if you’re here to see best girl Rem and Ram then I highly advise you screenshot their pictures for hands-on academic purposes and pleasurable learning experience.

We have our usual otaku Natsuki Subaru. You would think he was the heir to the Subaru automobile company but you would be very disappointed. One night Subaru got the munchies and decided to visit his local Konbini (pretty much a 7-Eleven). On his way back to his apartment, he got hit by a car and boom, into another world he goes.

He gets transported to your typical RPG world in medieval times. He runs into some thieves and tries to fight them. Being the complete noob, he gets stabs and dies. THE END. Can’t be that easy right? He somehow respawns at the same starting place prior to the fight. Being as confused as the viewers at home, Subaru decides to test it out again. And to our surprise, the same thing happened. Using his limited brain cells, he was able to comprehend and concluded his ability to be “Return By Death“. Kinda like a save point on your Pokémon game.

He awkwardly meets a silver-haired half-elf cuttie called Emilia and her spirit companion Puck. Subaru was bewitched by her beauty because she was packing bro. His gaze was stuck on her like a piece of gum under a car tyre. She was searching for her “insignia” badge like thing for her royalty selection. Subaru agrees to help her find it after she saved him the ass whooping in the alley.

After a few trails and error and dying about 30 times, Subaru was able to track down the whereabouts of the insignia but was stuck with the almost impossible mission. Killing a super sexy oppai assassin Elsa whos moves are nearly as good as her curves. However, with the help of his friend Reinhart, Subaru was able to protect Emelia from her imminent death. Oh, and Loli cat girl Felt decides to return the stolen insignia to the rightful owner.

Subaru later finds himself in a super king size bed in the Roswaal mansion. At the end of the bed past his huge morning wood  dick, he sees super babe twin Rem and Ram. Rem is the sea breeze blue hair chick with the D cups while Ram is the candy floss pink hair chick who is a flat is justice candidate. Life can be unfair.

Being the broke as that Subaru is, he convinces Roswaal to hire him as a butler. After spending 3 days at the mansion, learning the ways with the twins, he mysteriously dies. After returning from death, he investigates the possible causes which all in disappointment took about 5 deaths until finally learning that it was a puny dog that bit him and gave him a curse.

It turns out multiple children in the village were also affected! Most of them wandered into the forest at night, supposedly sleepwalking and were in dangered on getting eaten by the Mabeasts. Subaru and best girl Rem decides to enter the forest to save them all. Subaru was able to distract most of the mabeasts while Rem finished them off with her kinky flail weapon. If she doesn’t make you moist then I don’t know what will. Eventually, with the help of Roswaal, they defeated all the mabeast and Rem falls in love with Subaru for saving her. Boob contact was noted. Super jealous.

The royal selection came around and Subaru escorted Emelia to the capital. We can see the royal candidates Emelia, Priscilla, Crusch, Anastasia and Felt. They are all banging in their own ways ❤ Subaru was being a huge dick in front of embarrassing not Emelia but himself. He got into some beef with the royal knights club and got his ass whooped by Julius, the top knight. This kinda gave Subaru and Emelia bad blood and made things hella awkward. Subaru at this point looks a like a madman on steroids with all his emotional bullshit that’s he was spouting.

After recovering who his beef with Julius, Subaru trains with Wilhelm in the art of sword fighting to get stronger. Rem got a telepathy message that Ram was in distress so the two decided to travel back to the mansion. Once they got there, Subaru saw a sea of dead bodies including Ram and Emelia. Just a bit late there buddy lol. After dying a few more times, he discovered that the Witch’s Cult was responsible. Betelgeuse was the fucked up mad villain of this series and he will seriously give you goosebumps.

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During his journey, he runs into a huggggeeeee mabeast called the White Whale. I couldn’t think of a better description because that’s really what it was lol. Rem sacrificed herself so that Subaru could escape. Barusu was able to get to the mansion but and now nobody can remember best girl Rem. Subaru confessed his return to death ability and Emelia dies. Great. Puck got pissed off, transformed into a huge wolf and kills everyone including the Witch’s Cult. After respawning, Subaru nearly gives up and plans to run away with best girl Rem to get married but was rejected.

Subaru decides to ask for help from the fellow royal candidates to defeat the White Whale. Crusch and Anastasia join the battle after a lot of negotiations. Wilhelm poked his sword into the white whale and kills it. YAY! After that Subaru was able to defeat Betelgeuse 10 times with the help of Julius. He was a stubborn one. Making up with Emelia, Subaru confessed his love to her and with no response, it plays it cool like it didn’t hurt lol.

Re:Zero has an amazingly pathetic protagonist but what I loved about this anime because it was realistic. Anyone who was thrown into a situation like that would more or less end up doing the same as Subaru. I really appreciate the storyline but making Subaru less of a useless character would have been better haha.

Rem and Ram Waifu sexy nerd cosplay. Tough decision ❤

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