Parasyte

Maybe humans are the closest thing to demons alive.

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Welcome to the unique world of Parasyte The Maxim, an anime that will leave you questioning humanities pretentious rights and how you have yet to be infected. The complexity and intricate plot will really shake your conscience, opening your eyes to the harsh reality typically unseen to the normal person. But tbh nobody is here for that, we just want to see some fighting and this anime definitely delivers!

Your main boy Shinichi Izumi was having a lonely night at home watching porn studying like a good high schooler. It was time to go to bed so that he could get up bright and early for school tomorrow morning. Some gooey worm-like creatures with little drills on their heads suddenly started to appear on earth, specifically in……. you guessed it, always Japan. Just look at these things, I could use some of these in my garden lol

The Parasytes are able to drill into the ears/nose of the human host and take over their brain. The green critter was trying to climb into Shinichi’s ears but he was wearing headphones. The next best place was his nose but the little critter failed because he sneezed lmao. Shinichi wakes up finding this green worm trying to borrow its way into his right arm. Doing everything in his power to stop the little shit, he grabs his headphone cable and ties it around his arm. Everything kinda went blank afterwards for Shinichi.

He wakes the next morning thinking that it was a bad dream and goes to school as usual. He notices very subtle changes in his body, like when he was about to get hit by a car, his right-hand transforms into a metal claw protecting him from imminent death. Yeah just the casual routine for everyone, no biggie. He goes home believing something is definitely wrong with his right hand and tries to stab it. And hello world, something very unusual appears!

Say hello to Migi! The Parasyte that Shinichi was able to prevent from travelling up to his brain has successfully fertilised his right hand lol. Shinichi was shocked as hell knowing that now his hand could talk back to him. And what’s worse the hand was able to materialize sharp metal blades that were able to cut through pretty much anything. I was genuinely surprised on how he didn’t piss his pants at this stage lol

Shinichi decides to call the Parasyte Migi which literally means right in Japanese. That is the most creative name I’ve ever heard. props to you Japan. The duo decides to share a mutualistic relationship as they both required each other to survive. Shinichi needed protection from other Parasytes while Migi needed Shinichi to be alive in order to survive. Migi starts reading books to obtain human knowledge and to become more fluent in Japanese which I found extremely cute.

The dynamic duo is faced with many dangerous Parasytes that are trying to kill them. Luckily for Shinichi, Migi is a super genius and all ways come up with solid solutions to get them both out of trouble. Like this one time, my boy Migi devised a plan to kill this Parasyte who broke into the school. Migi got Shinichi to stab a hole in the enemy and boom. Game over. One thing leads to another the duo bumps into another Parasyte called Yuko Tachikawa and learnt that Parasytes only kill only Parasytes for survival. 

Shinichi has a hot best friend Satomi Murano. He “accidentally” groped her the day before and decides to apologize for it. Migi is a pervert confirmed. He takes her out for a pancake date and the two have a great time. Afterwards, on their walk home, Satomi notices something strange about her childhood friend. He somewhat looks hotter after stopping three thugs from bullying a cat. At this point, we can confirm that Satomi was moist lol.

The story can’t be that smooth for Satomi right? They decided to throw in this super hottie Kana Kimishima into the love triangle just for kicks. Migi was able to tell that this waifu was able to detect Parasyte wavelengths making her one of a kind. Too bad she wasn’t there to tell him that his mum was infected as he came home and was stabbed in the chest. How would you feel if your mum has been missing for months, decides to return and tries to kill you? What a great surprise because you find out that she killed your dad as well……..

Don’t worry Shinichi could never die! Migi comes to the rescue and seals the hole in his chest for him. Because of this psychological change, Shinichi becomes an emotional pit of despair, pretty much on par as a Parasyte. Migi becomes increasingly tired and can only be active for about 4 hours per day or something lol. He literally becomes oblivious to other girls hitting on him and is able to kill living beings without a shred of empathy. His heightened sense of skills with Migi scythe allows him to face his mum without a problem. With the help of a new friend, he was able to take down his mum successfully with a surprise attack. 

There were so many great fights in this anime and it will be hard to mention them all. The highlight of the series will have to be when Shinichi was able to kill Hideo by throwing a rock from about a kilometre away, piercing Hideos chest and killing him. This was the most insane scene I’ve ever seen! The ultimate fight between Gotou is something that will leave you questioning the fundamental principles of humanity. Are Parasytes really the treat or are humans the toxic beings that are destroying the earth?

Shinichi was able to defeat Goto and the expense of Migi becoming dormant forever. A year later, Shinichi was having dreams about Migi who was bidding him farewell. The romance that blossoms between Shinichi and Satomi is a beautiful one as he saves her countless times from impending death. With the help of an old friend of course 😉 The combination of plot, music and animation definitely puts Parasyte on the top-tier animes. Heck, it was so good that they decided to make a live action movie out of it lol.

Satomi Waifu is secretly packing ❤

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Dragon Ball Super! Goku Super Saiyan God Form+Ultra Instincts!

It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach.

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AAAHHHHHHHHH, SUPER SAIYANNNNNNNNN! I’m sure all the Dragon Ball fans have tried to go Super Saiyan before. Nope? No one? So it was just me……… Welcome to the world of Dragon Ball Super! If you’re wondering where this one fits in, it sits right between Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT. Someone decided it would be cool to fill in the missing gap and from the bottom of our hearts, we cannot thank you enough.

Debatably the most popular character in the anime universe is Goku! Ever since the start of Dragonball in 1986, Goku was from the Saiyan race but was raised on earth. He was a bit of a rebel to his grandfather Gohan who raised him. One night on a full moon, Goku transformed into a giant ape that destroyed everything in its path. What a naughty boy lol

Goku has come a long way. He had a change of heart and became a kind and loving person. Despite that, it doesn’t subdue his natural instincts and love for fighting. He trained under his first sensei Master Roshi the perverted turtle hermit. Master Roshi was always looking for ways to hit on Bulma, this OG pervert that sets the bar for every other anime is truly legendary. Goku later goes on to compete in the world martial arts tournament. I can’t remember if he “officially” won any of them though. Either something interrupted or some bullshit happened lol.

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Although the plot is pretty much the same, the hype for Dragon Ball Super is as high as ever!  There’s just something about Goku never giving up and growing stronger during each battle. That or everyone just wants to see him blasting his Kamehameha wave at evil villains and knocking them out of this world. Regardless, the action, adventure and comedy in the series will make sure you’re in for a ride!

In Dragon Ball Super, The God of Destruction Berus sets out to destroy the earth out of sheer boredom. He was searching for someone strong to fight and ends up on earth. In desperation to fight the god of destruction, the crew finds all means to get stronger. And what better way to do this??? SUMMON SHENRON FOR THE 83rd TIME!!!!! I’m sure that dragon is getting sick of everyone’s shit lol.

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Shenron being the useless dragon that he is,  couldn’t grant Goku’s his wish to be transformed into a Super Saiyan God. But after seeing Berus in the crowd, he became scared shitless and spills all the beans. The ritual to transform a Saiyan into a Saiyan God required 5 pure Saiyan souls. Then he disappeared into the Dragon Balls and scattered across earth once again.

So what did they do? They stood in a circle and transferred their powers to Goku. It looked pretty much like a rain dance to me. It took about 3 episodes for him to transform like it usually does lol. His crimson red aura was hella fire and it looks epic! He even gave Beerus a run for his money as well!

Due to sibling rivalry, Beerus and Champa decided to have a fighting tournament. They would pick their representatives and send them out to fight each other. The winning prize wall Dragon Balls. BUT WAIT! THIS TIME THEY ARE THE SUPER DRAGON BALLS! EACH BALL IS THE SIZE OF A PLANET! OMGERDDDDDD. Look at them balls lol

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Sadly the tournament was interrupted by none other than the supreme being, the most OP character in the whole universe, Zeno Samaaaaaaa. That’s right move aside the king is here you lowly peasants. Naturally, Goku made friends with Zen chan and suggested that they have a big battle against all the 8 universes. Little did he know it would become a sudden knockout when all 10 representatives from a universe are eliminated, their universe will disapear……..shit’s getting real lol

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Now fast forward a few episodes, the whole universe finds themselves in a knockout battle royal. Here is the line up for Universe 7 team up top. Sorry Yamcha, you didn’t make the cut LMAO. You all are probably wondering why Frieza is in here. Well to put it simply……. it was either him or Yamcha……. yeah easy pick lol.

Let me just talk about possibly the best anime scene in the whole history anime before we get to the greatest fight of all time. Holy shit this scene caught everybody off guard and I’m sure you know which of I’m talking about. The fight between Kefla and Ultra instincts Goku. NEVER in the history of Dragonball, Dragonball Z or Dragonball GT have we ever seen something like this. Goku charging his Kamehameha jumped onto someone else’s ki blast and delivers the finishing blow. I mean Wow, OH MY GOD. Give the animators for this scene a Nobel prize for anime or some shit because this was just out of the blue and frickking amazing! Props to you Japan, good shit.

The real sauce is between Goku and Jiren. Stronger than the god of destruction, and obviously a tank, Jiren single-handedly took on multiple enemies himself. I mean shit, he didn’t even need his teammates lol. However, he was no match for Universe 7 and Goku’s awakened Ultra instincts.

That’s right Ultra Instincts is as cool as it sounds. Like the name suggests, it’s a state where the fighter has heightened abilities and sensitivities to their natural stimulus. This allows them to move according to their instincts bypassing the brains electrical signals to produce faster movements. Even the god of destructions said that they would have a hard time obtaining it.

Judging from his white aura and heightened abilities, this would make this transformation stronger than the Super Saiyan Blue form. I still have doubts about it being stronger in terms of strength than the Super Saiyan 4 transformation. If we’re talking about dodging abilities then ultra instincts easily take the cake lol. He be dodging Jiren like me dodging questions in math class lol.

After disappearing for like 20 episodes, Frieza decides to show up and help Goku take down Jiren. He was actually quite helpful despite his annoying personality. And then Android 17, after everyone else thought he blew up comes back into the fight. So many WTF moments I swear it will give you a headache lol

In the end, Android 17 was the only one left standing in the ring. He was granted 1 wish from Super Shenron. What would be the most morally ethical wish? That’s right, a boat cruise around the world. I wish lol. He decided to wish for all the universes that were eliminated to be restored once again. What a nice guy. But it turns out, if anything other than that was wished, Zeno Sama would have erased every universe for being so selfish. Damn midget, talk about attitude lol.

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That concludes the story of Dragon Ball Super. Keep an eye out for the movie Broly, which is a continuation of the story. I wonder how long my free promotions will go on for before they get noticed lol. It will be lit my bros. And for anyone knows interested in watching Dragon Ball Super, don’t give it a second thought. It’s a great anime that I grew up with and it has never disappointed me. Apart from when Yamcha didn’t die permanently lol.

Android 21 Waifu from Dragon Ball Fighter Z Game ❤

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Darling In The Franxx

I think I have taken a liking to you. Won’t you be my darling?

Welcome to Darling In The Franxx, where love triangles are abundant and the plot doesn’t really matter lol. You’ll experience first hand what it was like when Adam and Eve started out as the isolated children explore marriage and the arts of baby making. Throw in some huge alien robot fights and hot girls and you’ve got yourself an anime you’ll never forget!

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Darling is waiting for you to take her home ❤

In the not so distant future, humanity was invaded by the Kloxosaurs. This has driven humanity into living inside enclosed mobile pods that transverse the deserted plains of earth. Humanity has created Franxx’s, which are pretty much giant Gundams to fight against the Kloxosaurs. To make things interesting, you need a male and female pair called parasites working in unison to operate the Franxx otherwise the mental overload would be too great.

Our main boy protagonist Hiro was feeling depressed as he had just failed his Franxx exam. He was having compatibility issues with his partner Naomi and both of them were about to be deported to rejection town. On his walk of shame, Hiro was walking past a lake and notices a pair of clothing hanging off a branch. Our little pervert decides to have a look at who it was. To his disappointment he didn’t see anyone…..or so he thought!

There was a girl doing the backstroke in the middle of the lake. His little virgin eyes couldn’t handle it so he looked away. He decides to get another peek in for the memory picture and then boom, she was gone? Thinking that the girl has drowned, Hiro rushes in to save her. The beautiful girl with pink hair, fully butt naked breaks through the water surface with a fish in her mouth. She was bewitching as her red horns pillared through her hair as water was dripping off her curves leaving Hiro with her pink underwear in his hand. Yes, you read that right, Hiro is a pervert lol.

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I think you would look great in this 😉

Hiro’s classmates were attending the graduation ceremony to become official Franxx pilots. During the middle of the ceremony, a Class Mohorovicic (I don’t even know what that means) Klaxosaur attacks and ruins the whole ceremony. Zero Two, the girl you just saw naked, deployed her Franxx Sterlizia with her partner in order to defend the base. She is the infamous partner killer who ends up killing her partner as nobody has any decent compatibility with her.

Hiro sees this as a redemption opportunity (practically last chance before he’s sent off to god knows where). Zero Two takes a liking to Hiro, asking him to be her Darling and kisses him. This activates Strelitzia’s true form that takes down the giant Klaxosaur even before I had time to finish my hot chocolate. By the way for anyone who is confused, Zero Two is a human-klaxosaur hybrid and a hot one at that 😉

After the battle, Hiro’s childhood friend Ichigo was concerned about the whole event and his safety. Since Hiro had no recollection of the battle, many people were sceptical about the whole incident. The leaders of APE decided to put together a mock battle to see if Hiro was the real deal, this time he wasn’t allowed to pair up with darling Zero Two. He was teamed up with Ichigo in Delphinium which didn’t really go so well, but hey at least he got to first base again lol. 

To make the love triangles a bit easy for you guys to understand, I shall try to attempt a half-assed version of explaining it. So Hiro and Zero Two like each other, but Ichigo is in love with Hiro and Goro is secretly in love with Ichigo. Oh and I forgot to mention that Ikuno is lesbian for Ichigo. Now Futoshi is madly in love with Kokoro but she’s got the hots for Mitsuru. Miku and Zorome both had a thing for each other but never ended up being together and just remained friends (with benefits?).  And just to throw my two cents in there, Nana and Dr Franxx were probably around the 3rd base with each other.

Long story short Mitsuru wanted to prove that he was the better pilot and one up Hiro by partnering up with Zero Two. He got a mental breakdown afterwards and yeah….. from then on Zero Two and Hiro were officially darlings that nobody fucked with. However, Hiro does not go unscratched either. After riding with Zero two a blue tumour started to grow on his chest and his health declined considerably. But when push comes to shove, he gets over it and recovers with the help from Zero Two.

Childish elements were incorporated into the anime which made it entertaining. The guys and girls had a week of disagreement with each other where the girls set a line across the dorm to prevent the boys from entering their side. Zero Two, however, didn’t give a shit and went to see Hiro as she pleases lol. However, there were moments which unified all of them together again and I believe that was a beautiful portrayal of friendship. A lot of jealousy, anger and disagreements were seen but were trumped by hopes of dreams as everybody united their strengths.

Flashbacks of Hiro’s and Zero Two’s past were truly tragic and fuzzy because their memories got erased. Once they both remembered their promise to each other, their love and bond strengthened to the maxxxx. Zero Two is so BAE. Their relationship had lots of ups and downs and definitely filled with drama like most relationships which made the anime seem super realistic. They had to battle through hardship, learning responsibilities and enjoying experiences such as cleaning, cooking and baby making….. 😉 The wedding ceremony was pretty damn cute as well 🙂

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I’m not ganna go into this too much detail but Dr Franxx was able to meet the first Kloxosaur Princess 001 when he was younger. His arm was torn off in the battle but was able to obtain a sample of her hair to create our waifu Zero Two! Turns out the Kloxasures were not actually the bad people but the VIRM were. What a plot twist finding out the VIRM’s were disguised as Papa and his comrades. Hiro was not taking any of this shit, took Zero Two into the Star Entity and transforms it into a giant Strelitzia Apus to defeat the invaders.

Now Hiro, Zero Two and the Klaxosaurs takes off into space to put an end to the VIRM race. They go through a warp gate carrying a bomb and headed towards the VIRM base which took about 2 years to reach. Meanwhile, the remaining parasites rebuild humanity on earth by having children with each other. Who will win, you guys have to find out for yourselves 😉 Sadly Hiro and Zero two did not survive but their souls were able to return to earth and were reincarnated a thousand years later. They met each other as a pair of children and lived happily ever after ❤

Who is your favourite Waifu out of all these stunners? ❤

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Assassination Classroom

Whether a fish lives in a clear stream or a water ditch, so long as it continues swimming forward, it will grow up beautifully.

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Welcome to the world of Assassination Classroom. An anime about a group of teenagers who are tasked with the duty of killing their perverted octopus homeroom teacher. Gotta give it to Japan on this one because nothing will top that shit off lol. If you think this anime is going to be about octopus hentai then you’re absolutely fucking correct going to be mildly disappointed lol. Please do not try to assassinate your teachers in real life, because they may actually die lol.

Let’s talk about the Octopus in the room first. Koro-Sensei is an intelligent, perverted and extremely fast yellow ball of slime that loves snacks. This yellow octopus has one goal, and that is to destroy the earth by March next year. You’re probably thinking, what the hell can a yellow octopus do? WELL. Look at what he did to the frikken moon! He claimed to have destroyed 70% of the moon’s surface just from farting sneezing. Now that shit is permanently in a crescent shape lol

Koro-Sensei enjoys a challenge. All of the governments attempt to assassinate him have failed. Guns, missiles, nuclear you name it, he’s indestructible. In my opinion, they should have used Naruto’s sexy jutsu lol.  He with one of the most ridiculous offers that I’ve ever heard. He will specifically teach at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class E and allow ONLY his students to kill him. By doing so, he promised to extend the deadline of earth’s destruction.

Kunugigaoka Junior High School minding its own business is about to get thrown into this unexpected mess. Now we have Class-E, the rejects of the school who are pretty much delinquents with bad grades. With that said, they are my favourite class in the school because of how nice they actually are. The class is located behind the main school on a hill and Koro-Sensei comes busting through the roof or door I can’t remember lol.

If they succeed in killing him, the government will award them with 10 billion yen or 100 million USD! Now the kids in Class E were like wtf? As easy as it may sound to kill a yellow perverted octopus, they couldn’t even get close. Super intelligence, Mach 20 speed and a lewd sense of humour this makes for a perverted comedy anime. Koro-Sensei is teaching the students regular subjects, but he is also teaching them the ways of assassination. Tbh he’s such a good teacher and he really cares about his students helping each individual improve their grades and skills for their future.

Regular guns and bombs and stuff aren’t effective against Koro-Sensei. They just can’t hurt his slimy gooey body. The government have devolved special weapons called Anti Sensei Weapons which are made of some rubber material that’s effective against his anti-matter body. Harmless against a human but slices through Koro-sensei like tofu. They are usually green or pink in colour and comes in many forms such as knives, grenades, bullets etc.

We have the main characters Nagisa and Karma. The red and blue hair duo are rivals and sort of like Naruto and Sasuke. They don’t exactly get along that well but it’s enough for them to be cooperative. Nagisa doesn’t have any particular skills but utilises what he has to his advantage making him the best assassin as the story goes on. Karma has the brains, looks and strength to beat the shit out of anyone he comes across. According to Nagisa, Karma has a violent nature and loves to fight. That’s why he’s been shifted to many schools and now ended up in class E.

Later on, there was an addition of Karasuma and Irina aka Bitch Sensei as the students called her lol. These two low key have a thing for each other and they fall for each other at the end of the anime lol. Karasuma the strictest teacher you’ll ever come across in your life but also glad that he’s on your side. It’s also funny how Bitch Sensei is always hitting on him but gets curved everytime lol.

As the series continues, shit pretty much hits the fan. Many assassins come after Koro-Senseis life for the reward and ultimately the kids get caught up in it too. However, you can see the development of the kid’s teamwork and personal growth as they overcome challenges. Nagisa receives the most improved award due to his hard work and death clap. He also has a list of Koro-Senseis weakness that comes in handy for the whole class as they try to assassinate him every day.

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UP to this point, you’re probably asking why Class-E at this specific high school???? And why did the most powerful creature on earth become a teacher? Wellllll. Believe it or not, Koro-Sensei was actually a human not so long ago. He was a part of an experiment for antimatter and was tested on for years. There he met a quirky lab assistant named Aguri Yukimura, the former teacher of Class-E. She was kind, funny and smart. Everyone is Class-E loved her. However, she was killed trying to protect Koro-Sensei as he was escaping the lab.

Koro-Sensei honoured her last dying wish and decided to become a teacher himself. You can see that he got his human characteristics and values of teaching from Aguri. And asking permission to teach in class E and threatening to destroy earth was the only way he could look after them. DEBUNKING the myth that he destroyed the moon, it was actually a lab rat that had undergone the same antimatter experiments that blew up the moon as its decreased lifespan came to an end. This means that Koro-Sensei’s death was inevitable from the start. Very sad when I found this out.

Koro-Sensei actually was the best assassin in the word known as the God of Death or Shinigami. He had an apprentice who backstabbed him during a prison break and handed Koro-Sensei to Shiro for the antimatter experiments. You’ll see them fighting in the final battle and it was pretty intense. BUT the saddest part of it was that Koro-Sensei instructed the class to kill him before his time was up. EVERYONE STARTED CRYING AND BALLING THEIR FUCKING EYES OUT BRO. I mean their beloved teacher asked them to end his life was probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. In the end, it was Nagisa would perform the assassination and said the last goodbye.

If you’re a teacher or a shitty delinquent looking for some inspiration, I’m pretty sure you can find it in this anime. The Koro-Sensei everyone loved sacrificed himself to the very ends to see his students. Although he wasn’t there to congratulate them on their graduation, he remained in their hearts till the very end.  The amount of dedication and protection will tug all your heartstrings and make you cry a few waterfalls. Loads of respect for the writers of this anime ❤

Aguri Waifu trying on a new tank top ❤

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