Konosuba

Now I need something big and hard, or I just can’t endure it. Megumin- Explosion Magic

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Welcome to the world of Konosuba, where the traditional Isekai standards are thrown out the window and laughed upon for its normality. Humour, wild cards and sexy girls definitely make this anime ONE OF THE BEST that I’ve ever seen. The perfect combination of music, plot (and did I say hot girls?) all blended into one spectacular anime. Kinda like a delicious fruit smoothie on a hot summers day. SATISFYING.

Let’s start off with your average Isekai death ritual. We’ve got our NEET Kazuma who was walking back from his venture to the game store. With his R18+ game in hand, he saw his attractive boner inducing classmate about to get hit by a car. Being the stereotypical good guy at the wrong time, he decides to jump in and take the blow for her. In the end, the girl lived, the car was fine andddddd he died of an emotional shock. Even his parents laughed at the cause of death lol

In the afterlife, he meets this beautiful goddess named Aqua, who too laughed at his cause of death. Kazuma was given two very interest choices for his good deed. To be reincarnated into the human world once again, or to be reincarnated into an alternate world. He was permitted one wish which was to bring anything with him. A powerful sword, crazy psychic powers, incredible wealth but with a comedic turn of events due to Kazuma being butthurt, he pointed to the goddess and chose her instead. 

Off they go into a fantasy world. You would think that Kazuma is incredibly lucky to have such a hot goddess helping him out but you would be wrong. This goddess is not only physically THICC but mentally THICC in the head as well lol.  With literally 0 intelligence points, she uses her level up points on the only useful skill known to man. That’s right people, a skill that allows her to shoot up a minuscule stream of water from her fan to show off as a party trick. NATURE’S BEAUTY!

Kazuma gains a couple more girls into his harem. The 3rd member goes by the name of Megumin. The Arch Wizard who’s only one love and true desire is to blow shit up with explosion magic. However, after casting one, she becomes completely useless to the point where her teammates literally have to carry her lol. The 4th member is called Darkness. From the name who could probably deduce that she is a masochist who finds it pleasurable to get beaten up physically and mentally. Well tbh no one was expecting that but it sure as hell funny lol

They go many adventures together and by facing various challenges their friendship foster into something truly “unique”. Kazuma is the brains of the herd as you can probably see the others are pretty useless by themselves lol. Their ultimate goal is to defeat the Devil King but to be honest, they didn’t really get anywhere in the first season because due to a series of unfortunate events caused by Aqua. Credits to Aqua in the second season where she became a little more useful in the fights lol. 

If you’re wanting something lighthearted for the shits and gigs then this anime will be able to satisfy your 2am munchies. Do not try to search for any seriousness in the anime because everything they do or say is pretty much a joke. I thoroughly enjoyed the comedic plot as well as the jokes being thrown around. You’ll fall in love with the main characters as they are all “unique” in some way or another. Hopefully, they will announce a season 3 because this anime deserves more episodes 🙂

Megumin Loli Waifu ❤

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Digimon Tri

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Being a Digidestined means that sometimes you have to save the world, even if you’re the one who caused the problem.

Welcome to the world of Digimon Tri where the nostalgic part of your childhood has come back 20 years later to scream in your face, DIGIVOLUTIONNNNN! I’m sure that every Digimon fan is excited to see of original Digi-Destined all grown up right? Will Taichi and Yamato finally get along? Will Joe finally get a girlfriend? Will Koushiro finally grow a pair of balls to ask Mimi out? Without further ado lets cut to the chase!

The whole shebang is set 3 years after Digimon 02. The Digi-Destined are all teenagers now and man are they faced with some tough challenges. We’ve all been there and done that so this anime becomes extremely relatable as each one of them goes through their teenage drama phase. But I must say, the person who caught me most off guard was Takeru who turned out to be the biggest player out of the bunch lol.

It’s great to see all of them reunited once again! The Digimon and Digi-Destined are ecstatic as they haven’t seen each other in forever. The Digimon’s haven’t changed but the girls have if you know what I’m talking about huehuehuehue (Pervert mode activate). But no time for a sweet catch up because there’s a giant red beetle, Kuwagamon destroying everything in its path like a psycho maniac. 

Emotional trauma slowly unravels as societal pressure and responsibilities weights down on the kids. This is evident from the get-go as we see our beloved Taichi turn from an upbeat fun loving boy into an anxious drama queen. However, it’s understandable given the circumstances of a life and death battle that takes place in the middle of Odaiba. TO BE FAIR he did a great job handling the situation and overcoming his fears. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE was having some sort issue and really had no idea what the hell they were doing. Sounds about right when you talk about teenagers lol. Congrats Toei for hitting the nail on the head for this concept because when I was a teenager, I had no clue what the hell I was doing either lol.

The animation was so no doubt LIT AF FAM. However after seeing the Digimon digivolve for the 6th time kinda makes you wonder why they didn’t put in warp digivolutions lol. Not gonna hate but if you ask me, the old digivolution scene still holds first place in my heart ❤ To be fair, I had really high expectations for this Digimon Tri, but the plot sorta fell through for me so, in reality, I was only watching it for the fights haha.

The whole story pretty much revolves around a new Digimon called Meicomon or commonly referred to as Mei-Chan by her partner Mei. 5 Star for name diversity lol. Mei-Chan is pretty much a cat Digimon which society anxiety issues. Mei joins the Digi-Destined as a new dandere member which I find to be pretty cute and balancing. Meicomon definitely be stealing a lot of hearts inside and outside of the anime with her cuteness. Yeah, it’s a girl Digimon, it took me about 10 episodes to finally get that memo. It’s a trapppppp lol.  

LONG STORY SHORT, Meicomon was an infected Digimon. This is not a spoiler because the very first scene of episode one hinted this so screw you haterrrrrrs. As Meicomon gets separated from Mei, her bad side comes out causing her to despise her partner and mutate into an evil form. So everyone had to run around back and forth between the real world and the digital world in order to find her.

To make things more complicated, they brought back Ken as an evil antagonist behind everything. However, we later discovered that it was actually Mr.Gennei??? Who isn’t really Mr.Gennei??? And this was all the plan of Yggdrasil the leader of the royal knights. Then they throw in some HOMEOSTASIS bullshit god of all Digimon and at this point, I don’t even know what the hell is going on anymore. But one thing for sure is that Jessmon was my all-time favourite Digimon in the series because of how cool he was ❤

It took about 26 episodes to finally defeat her, and during that time the Digimon lost their memories, Mr.Nishijima dies anddddd the Digi-Destined from 02 are found! To make the plot even worse Meicomon dies as Ken leaves us with a cliff hanger as to the next Digimon he’s going to infect. This is a genius way to promote the sequel but it sure as hell pissed off the majority of the viewers because practically nothing was explained lol. 

So my word of advice to you all is to watch Digimon Tri with an open mind. Digimon Tri is focused around the relationship of the Digi-Destined and their partners with the emphasis of GROWING UP compared to insane fights from 20 years ago. Lower your expectations and just enjoy the show like I did and you’ll be a lot happier in the end. The wave of nostalgia was cured after seeing all the cute Digimon and that was enough for me 🙂 

Digi-Destined Waifus are the best ❤

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Goblin Slayer’s Face Revealed!

The Imagination is a weapon. Those who don’t use it die first.

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Welcome to the world of Goblin Slayer, where the main character is incredibly stoic and totally oblivious to all the hot chicks that are trying to get in his pants. The only thing our protagonist lives and breathes for is for the sole purpose of slaying goblins. That’s correct my friends. Eradicating, every, single, goblin. Although this anime seems pretty straightforward, the thrills of watching the team overcome challenges will give you goosebumps and leave your jaw stuck to the ground.

Beard Cutter, Orcborg, Pussy Slayer call him whatever you like but he only has one name and that’s Goblin Slayer, the silver-ranked adventurer that will destroy any goblins standing in his way. The guy doesn’t really talk that much but his actions definitely capture your heart. He’s a solo adventurer but that is soon to change until he comes across our national Waifu.

The Shrine Priestess (at this point you’ll probably realize that everyone doesn’t have a name) is definitely Waifu material. Her ass is a strong 10 and so is her age. She was asked to accompany an amateur team to take on a goblin quest. The rookies thought it would be a walk in the park but little did they know that goblins are very sneaky creatures. They go into the dark cave and then boom. Ambush from behind.  The girls were raped then tortured and eventually killed. However, for our damsel in distress, she was saved by our man Goblin Slayer.

We learn a little bit of Goblin Slayer and to why he only accepts quests regarding goblins. He is currently staying with his friend Cow Girl and her uncle. The two have been childhood friends and boy have they grown up………they have really grown (.)(.) His daily routine is to check the surrounding fence for any damages and check the ground for any footprints. If there are none, he’ll simply do some fence maintenance and go have breakfast. 

Goblin Slayer has really been through a lot. When he was a kid, a horde of goblins attacked his village. They were able to capture his sister and used her as a plaything. To make things worse, Goblin Slayer was hiding in the closet and was forced to watch his very own sister get raped and eventually killed off. From that they on, he swore vengeance to eradicate every single goblin from the earth.

The Shrine Priestess is forever thankful of Goblin Slayer for saving her life and decides to go on adventures with him. She is able to cast about 3 spells per day and can be very useful at times. However after that limit is up, she pretty much becomes dead weight. But because she’s cute we’ll forgive her because she’s willing to learn about various battle tactics and goblin psychology/mentality. 

As the Silver ranked adventurer gains more popularity,  there are even folklore and songs that spread far and wide across the land. A peculiar adventurer group consisting of High Elf Archer, Lizard Priest and Dwarf Shaman were trying to track down Goblin Slayer to help them get rid of some demons. Of course, he declined the offer but quickly accepted it once Lizard Priest said that there were Goblins involved. Super clickbait if you ask me lol.

The newly formed group enters a ruin infested by goblins that are led by a goblin shaman. Little did they know this was not the case. In fact, this horde of goblins was being led by an Ogre who is the direct servant of the demon lord himself…..well shittt…. The team try to take it down but he was tough as hell with his fire, rock, grass resistance bullshit with super strength and regeneration powers to top it off making way too OP. But do not fear, Goblin Slayer has a trick up his sleeve and that is a teleportation scroll that can kill the Ogre! You’ll understand when you see it 😉

The highlight of this anime is definitely when Goblin Slayer gets a personal request from the Sword-Maiden. This momma is a hottie I tell you. She was in the group that destroyed the demon lord long ago but is now retired after losing her eyesight. She informs the team that there has been a mass murder recently and she suspects it to be goblins who are coming from the sewage system. Once they got there, the goblins were actually riding on boats like Sinbad lol. This surprises Goblin Slayer because normally they are dumb as hell. I’ll leave this mystery for you to see 😉

Goblin Slayer is what you definitely call an expert in goblin slaying. He pretty much breathes goblins for oxygen lol. His experience definitely helps him out for the normal goblins but when he came across the Goblin Champion, he gets critically wounded from taking one too many hits and gets knocked out. The Goblin Champion was too OP and everyone was on the verge of death. The Priestess screamed for her life which caused Goblin Slayer to wake up, chug a revive potion and sprinted his ass towards the Goblin Champion and tears its right eye out. 

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Goblin Slayer wakes up in the temple of Law after being knocked out for 3 days. He wakes up next to the Shrine Priestess naked as she was using Resurrection of Miracle to heal him overnight 😉 Her ass is a 10 but so is her age lol.  The ultimate reveal of Goblin Slayers face. What will he look like? Tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. We only get a glimpse from the back and it’s revealed that he has long white hair. Kakashi is that you? lol

They return back to their hometown after the mission. Goblin Slayer discovers goblin footprints around his house and I shit you not, hundreds of them were coming to attack his village. This horde was being led by a Goblin Lord which is a very intelligent mutated goblin. He decides to ask for help from his guild but everyone was like pft hell no. But seeing how serious he was, they all decided to help him out. It was an all-out war but the adventurers were excited because for everyone goblin they kill they receive 1 piece of gold!

It was total bloodshed out there. However, due to Goblin Slayers expertise and advice, the tides of battle were instantly turned into a one-sided massacre as goblin Slayer was able to predict all their moves. Goblin Slayer went around the war to kill the Goblin Lord and I’m sure you can guess who won 😉 Luckily the Shrine Priestess was there to help him otherwise he would have been goblin food lol

The victory was secured for the village but there was one thing left on the agenda. The Shrine Priestess asked Goblin Slayer to take off his helmet as she couldn’t see very clearly last time. Everyone was super surprised to see his face for the first time. All the girls in the room were pretty much dripping wet at the sight of his handsome face even though we only got to see half of it. I’m sure in Season 2 we’ll be able to see his full face so stay tuned!

Screw it, they can all be Waifus today ❤

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Parasyte

Maybe humans are the closest thing to demons alive.

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Welcome to the unique world of Parasyte The Maxim, an anime that will leave you questioning humanities pretentious rights and how you have yet to be infected. The complexity and intricate plot will really shake your conscience, opening your eyes to the harsh reality typically unseen to the normal person. But tbh nobody is here for that, we just want to see some fighting and this anime definitely delivers!

Your main boy Shinichi Izumi was having a lonely night at home watching porn studying like a good high schooler. It was time to go to bed so that he could get up bright and early for school tomorrow morning. Some gooey worm-like creatures with little drills on their heads suddenly started to appear on earth, specifically in……. you guessed it, always Japan. Just look at these things, I could use some of these in my garden lol

The Parasytes are able to drill into the ears/nose of the human host and take over their brain. The green critter was trying to climb into Shinichi’s ears but he was wearing headphones. The next best place was his nose but the little critter failed because he sneezed lmao. Shinichi wakes up finding this green worm trying to borrow its way into his right arm. Doing everything in his power to stop the little shit, he grabs his headphone cable and ties it around his arm. Everything kinda went blank afterwards for Shinichi.

He wakes the next morning thinking that it was a bad dream and goes to school as usual. He notices very subtle changes in his body, like when he was about to get hit by a car, his right-hand transforms into a metal claw protecting him from imminent death. Yeah just the casual routine for everyone, no biggie. He goes home believing something is definitely wrong with his right hand and tries to stab it. And hello world, something very unusual appears!

Say hello to Migi! The Parasyte that Shinichi was able to prevent from travelling up to his brain has successfully fertilised his right hand lol. Shinichi was shocked as hell knowing that now his hand could talk back to him. And what’s worse the hand was able to materialize sharp metal blades that were able to cut through pretty much anything. I was genuinely surprised on how he didn’t piss his pants at this stage lol

Shinichi decides to call the Parasyte Migi which literally means right in Japanese. That is the most creative name I’ve ever heard. props to you Japan. The duo decides to share a mutualistic relationship as they both required each other to survive. Shinichi needed protection from other Parasytes while Migi needed Shinichi to be alive in order to survive. Migi starts reading books to obtain human knowledge and to become more fluent in Japanese which I found extremely cute.

The dynamic duo is faced with many dangerous Parasytes that are trying to kill them. Luckily for Shinichi, Migi is a super genius and all ways come up with solid solutions to get them both out of trouble. Like this one time, my boy Migi devised a plan to kill this Parasyte who broke into the school. Migi got Shinichi to stab a hole in the enemy and boom. Game over. One thing leads to another the duo bumps into another Parasyte called Yuko Tachikawa and learnt that Parasytes only kill only Parasytes for survival. 

Shinichi has a hot best friend Satomi Murano. He “accidentally” groped her the day before and decides to apologize for it. Migi is a pervert confirmed. He takes her out for a pancake date and the two have a great time. Afterwards, on their walk home, Satomi notices something strange about her childhood friend. He somewhat looks hotter after stopping three thugs from bullying a cat. At this point, we can confirm that Satomi was moist lol.

The story can’t be that smooth for Satomi right? They decided to throw in this super hottie Kana Kimishima into the love triangle just for kicks. Migi was able to tell that this waifu was able to detect Parasyte wavelengths making her one of a kind. Too bad she wasn’t there to tell him that his mum was infected as he came home and was stabbed in the chest. How would you feel if your mum has been missing for months, decides to return and tries to kill you? What a great surprise because you find out that she killed your dad as well……..

Don’t worry Shinichi could never die! Migi comes to the rescue and seals the hole in his chest for him. Because of this psychological change, Shinichi becomes an emotional pit of despair, pretty much on par as a Parasyte. Migi becomes increasingly tired and can only be active for about 4 hours per day or something lol. He literally becomes oblivious to other girls hitting on him and is able to kill living beings without a shred of empathy. His heightened sense of skills with Migi scythe allows him to face his mum without a problem. With the help of a new friend, he was able to take down his mum successfully with a surprise attack. 

There were so many great fights in this anime and it will be hard to mention them all. The highlight of the series will have to be when Shinichi was able to kill Hideo by throwing a rock from about a kilometre away, piercing Hideos chest and killing him. This was the most insane scene I’ve ever seen! The ultimate fight between Gotou is something that will leave you questioning the fundamental principles of humanity. Are Parasytes really the treat or are humans the toxic beings that are destroying the earth?

Shinichi was able to defeat Goto and the expense of Migi becoming dormant forever. A year later, Shinichi was having dreams about Migi who was bidding him farewell. The romance that blossoms between Shinichi and Satomi is a beautiful one as he saves her countless times from impending death. With the help of an old friend of course 😉 The combination of plot, music and animation definitely puts Parasyte on the top-tier animes. Heck, it was so good that they decided to make a live action movie out of it lol.

Satomi Waifu is secretly packing ❤

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Black Clover Episode 63 Asta’s Demon Form Revealed!

As you live, you lose reasons and hope. But as you keep going, you pick up new reasons and hope.

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With possibly the most awesome intro opening GuessWho Is Back that immediately captures your attention, get your daughters pregnant and makes you jizz your pants all within 4 seconds of the opening tune. Combined with comedy, crisp animations and very interesting characters (some to the point of cringe-worthy), Black Clover has definitely taken the spotlight by storm. Foreshadowed since the very first episode, Asta received a 5 leaf clover grimoire. With the dark aura enveloping the shit out of that book, there’s no way you couldn’t tell Asta will be one badass mofo. Fast forward a year and to episode 49, we can see the Black Bulls are having an all-out brawl against the Eye of the Midnight Sun Vetto. As you can see in the above picture, Vetto is shitting his pants against my boy Asta.

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Vanessa along with Finral combined their magic to produce a multi-dimensional sling-shot with Asta at the end of it. As cool as that sounds, everyone was pretty much distracted by Vanessa’s rack lol.  As Asta was flung across the portals, he got closer and closer to inflicting damage and finally was able to stick his big black dick demon sword into the hairy beast. But of course, with animal instincts of Vetto, he smacked the shit out of Asta like he was a fly.  Long story short, Asta’sdemon form got triggered leading to the victory of the fight. Not giving up on his dreams and having flashbacks of his longtime lover Yuno, he gets back up with 2 broken arms (tough as fuck) to finally put an end to all the fight.

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Because Vetto is an absolute tank (not even taking severe blood loss into consideration), gets up for the 4th fucking time after being knocked down. Not having to do with any more of this bullshit, Captain Yami decides to surpass his limits and bust out of the dimensional prison that he was in. He came to the fight, praising everyone for their efforts and revealed that he’s ganna finish Vetto of by himself. YOU LOST TO HIM LAST TIME YOU TWAT, is what everyone had in mind but this time he whips out his DARK CLOAKED DIMENSION SLASH and mutilated Vetto in a “split” second. See what I did there? Probably not, go watch it. LMAO

Now we’re up to episode 63 where the Witches forest is under attack from the Diamond Kingdom + Eye of The Midnight Sun. Asta recently got his arms healed by the Queen of Witches in exchange for protecting the forest. He’s was battling with Fana who has the Salamander Nature Spirit. She was pretty batshit crazy but our boy Asta used the slingshot Bull Thrust Technique to defeat her!

He was able to make friends with his former enemy Mars of the diamond kingdom guy with diamond magic. But now he’s up against a formidable opponent Lardos who has an absorption/release magic and its hella difficult to defeat. Asta was trying his best to defeat him but his body has taken a toll from the fight with Fana. Lardos was being disrespectful as hell and was bragging that he would kill all of Asta’s friends once he’s done disposing of him.

Now, this is the long-awaited moment, this dark sensation causing goosebumps that will forever change the history of anime forever! Asta’s demon form got released once again but this time he was able to control it! The animation and music combination was on point making viewers at home screaming out loud with pure satisfaction! It was literally that amazing my friends and it’s an episode you do not want to miss!

This was made possible due to the Witch Queen’s blood transfusion into Asta, the demon power was able to be accelerated and increased output. Now you can see Asta taking flight and fighting on par with Lardos. Some of the scenes were a bit disappointing and looked a bit childish but nonetheless, the finishing move Black Meteorite made up for it! 🙂 Even though Asta looks like a demon, he still had his usual stupid personality which I’m sure everyone will be glad to hear. 

The fight ended on a good note and everything was going well….until the queen arrived. She used her Blood Controlling Magic to restrain everyone and took control of Asta’s body in order to use him for her future fights. Now Asta has been ordered to kill everyone :/ I really hate the Queen of Witches atm. What will happen next? You’ll have to find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. lol

I  have to admit that up till this point Noel did a great job getting over her fears of hurting people. The no longer useless Noel has gone as far as learning a new spell Roar of the Sea Dragon that absolutely not only overwhelmed Vetto and Fana in strength! Definitely most improved and wife material close second to Hinata from Naruto. The team-up of Vanessa, Finral and Asta was truthfully unexpected but somehow effective. It only took like 40+ episodes to finally reveal that Vanessa used string magic and that Grey was actually a chick. Wait, Grey was a chick all along?!?!?!?! Nonetheless, she’s pretty cute and shy so it’s understandable.

Grey Waifu, who would have thought you were this cute ❤

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Dragon Ball Super! Goku Super Saiyan God Form+Ultra Instincts!

It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach.

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AAAHHHHHHHHH, SUPER SAIYANNNNNNNNN! I’m sure all the Dragon Ball fans have tried to go Super Saiyan before. Nope? No one? So it was just me……… Welcome to the world of Dragon Ball Super! If you’re wondering where this one fits in, it sits right between Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT. Someone decided it would be cool to fill in the missing gap and from the bottom of our hearts, we cannot thank you enough.

Debatably the most popular character in the anime universe is Goku! Ever since the start of Dragonball in 1986, Goku was from the Saiyan race but was raised on earth. He was a bit of a rebel to his grandfather Gohan who raised him. One night on a full moon, Goku transformed into a giant ape that destroyed everything in its path. What a naughty boy lol

Goku has come a long way. He had a change of heart and became a kind and loving person. Despite that, it doesn’t subdue his natural instincts and love for fighting. He trained under his first sensei Master Roshi the perverted turtle hermit. Master Roshi was always looking for ways to hit on Bulma, this OG pervert that sets the bar for every other anime is truly legendary. Goku later goes on to compete in the world martial arts tournament. I can’t remember if he “officially” won any of them though. Either something interrupted or some bullshit happened lol.

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Although the plot is pretty much the same, the hype for Dragon Ball Super is as high as ever!  There’s just something about Goku never giving up and growing stronger during each battle. That or everyone just wants to see him blasting his Kamehameha wave at evil villains and knocking them out of this world. Regardless, the action, adventure and comedy in the series will make sure you’re in for a ride!

In Dragon Ball Super, The God of Destruction Berus sets out to destroy the earth out of sheer boredom. He was searching for someone strong to fight and ends up on earth. In desperation to fight the god of destruction, the crew finds all means to get stronger. And what better way to do this??? SUMMON SHENRON FOR THE 83rd TIME!!!!! I’m sure that dragon is getting sick of everyone’s shit lol.

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Shenron being the useless dragon that he is,  couldn’t grant Goku’s his wish to be transformed into a Super Saiyan God. But after seeing Berus in the crowd, he became scared shitless and spills all the beans. The ritual to transform a Saiyan into a Saiyan God required 5 pure Saiyan souls. Then he disappeared into the Dragon Balls and scattered across earth once again.

So what did they do? They stood in a circle and transferred their powers to Goku. It looked pretty much like a rain dance to me. It took about 3 episodes for him to transform like it usually does lol. His crimson red aura was hella fire and it looks epic! He even gave Beerus a run for his money as well!

Due to sibling rivalry, Beerus and Champa decided to have a fighting tournament. They would pick their representatives and send them out to fight each other. The winning prize wall Dragon Balls. BUT WAIT! THIS TIME THEY ARE THE SUPER DRAGON BALLS! EACH BALL IS THE SIZE OF A PLANET! OMGERDDDDDD. Look at them balls lol

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Sadly the tournament was interrupted by none other than the supreme being, the most OP character in the whole universe, Zeno Samaaaaaaa. That’s right move aside the king is here you lowly peasants. Naturally, Goku made friends with Zen chan and suggested that they have a big battle against all the 8 universes. Little did he know it would become a sudden knockout when all 10 representatives from a universe are eliminated, their universe will disapear……..shit’s getting real lol

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Now fast forward a few episodes, the whole universe finds themselves in a knockout battle royal. Here is the line up for Universe 7 team up top. Sorry Yamcha, you didn’t make the cut LMAO. You all are probably wondering why Frieza is in here. Well to put it simply……. it was either him or Yamcha……. yeah easy pick lol.

Let me just talk about possibly the best anime scene in the whole history anime before we get to the greatest fight of all time. Holy shit this scene caught everybody off guard and I’m sure you know which of I’m talking about. The fight between Kefla and Ultra instincts Goku. NEVER in the history of Dragonball, Dragonball Z or Dragonball GT have we ever seen something like this. Goku charging his Kamehameha jumped onto someone else’s ki blast and delivers the finishing blow. I mean Wow, OH MY GOD. Give the animators for this scene a Nobel prize for anime or some shit because this was just out of the blue and frickking amazing! Props to you Japan, good shit.

The real sauce is between Goku and Jiren. Stronger than the god of destruction, and obviously a tank, Jiren single-handedly took on multiple enemies himself. I mean shit, he didn’t even need his teammates lol. However, he was no match for Universe 7 and Goku’s awakened Ultra instincts.

That’s right Ultra Instincts is as cool as it sounds. Like the name suggests, it’s a state where the fighter has heightened abilities and sensitivities to their natural stimulus. This allows them to move according to their instincts bypassing the brains electrical signals to produce faster movements. Even the god of destructions said that they would have a hard time obtaining it.

Judging from his white aura and heightened abilities, this would make this transformation stronger than the Super Saiyan Blue form. I still have doubts about it being stronger in terms of strength than the Super Saiyan 4 transformation. If we’re talking about dodging abilities then ultra instincts easily take the cake lol. He be dodging Jiren like me dodging questions in math class lol.

After disappearing for like 20 episodes, Frieza decides to show up and help Goku take down Jiren. He was actually quite helpful despite his annoying personality. And then Android 17, after everyone else thought he blew up comes back into the fight. So many WTF moments I swear it will give you a headache lol

In the end, Android 17 was the only one left standing in the ring. He was granted 1 wish from Super Shenron. What would be the most morally ethical wish? That’s right, a boat cruise around the world. I wish lol. He decided to wish for all the universes that were eliminated to be restored once again. What a nice guy. But it turns out, if anything other than that was wished, Zeno Sama would have erased every universe for being so selfish. Damn midget, talk about attitude lol.

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That concludes the story of Dragon Ball Super. Keep an eye out for the movie Broly, which is a continuation of the story. I wonder how long my free promotions will go on for before they get noticed lol. It will be lit my bros. And for anyone knows interested in watching Dragon Ball Super, don’t give it a second thought. It’s a great anime that I grew up with and it has never disappointed me. Apart from when Yamcha didn’t die permanently lol.

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Darling In The Franxx

I think I have taken a liking to you. Won’t you be my darling?

Welcome to Darling In The Franxx, where love triangles are abundant and the plot doesn’t really matter lol. You’ll experience first hand what it was like when Adam and Eve started out as the isolated children explore marriage and the arts of baby making. Throw in some huge alien robot fights and hot girls and you’ve got yourself an anime you’ll never forget!

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Darling is waiting for you to take her home ❤

In the not so distant future, humanity was invaded by the Kloxosaurs. This has driven humanity into living inside enclosed mobile pods that transverse the deserted plains of earth. Humanity has created Franxx’s, which are pretty much giant Gundams to fight against the Kloxosaurs. To make things interesting, you need a male and female pair called parasites working in unison to operate the Franxx otherwise the mental overload would be too great.

Our main boy protagonist Hiro was feeling depressed as he had just failed his Franxx exam. He was having compatibility issues with his partner Naomi and both of them were about to be deported to rejection town. On his walk of shame, Hiro was walking past a lake and notices a pair of clothing hanging off a branch. Our little pervert decides to have a look at who it was. To his disappointment he didn’t see anyone…..or so he thought!

There was a girl doing the backstroke in the middle of the lake. His little virgin eyes couldn’t handle it so he looked away. He decides to get another peek in for the memory picture and then boom, she was gone? Thinking that the girl has drowned, Hiro rushes in to save her. The beautiful girl with pink hair, fully butt naked breaks through the water surface with a fish in her mouth. She was bewitching as her red horns pillared through her hair as water was dripping off her curves leaving Hiro with her pink underwear in his hand. Yes, you read that right, Hiro is a pervert lol.

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I think you would look great in this 😉

Hiro’s classmates were attending the graduation ceremony to become official Franxx pilots. During the middle of the ceremony, a Class Mohorovicic (I don’t even know what that means) Klaxosaur attacks and ruins the whole ceremony. Zero Two, the girl you just saw naked, deployed her Franxx Sterlizia with her partner in order to defend the base. She is the infamous partner killer who ends up killing her partner as nobody has any decent compatibility with her.

Hiro sees this as a redemption opportunity (practically last chance before he’s sent off to god knows where). Zero Two takes a liking to Hiro, asking him to be her Darling and kisses him. This activates Strelitzia’s true form that takes down the giant Klaxosaur even before I had time to finish my hot chocolate. By the way for anyone who is confused, Zero Two is a human-klaxosaur hybrid and a hot one at that 😉

After the battle, Hiro’s childhood friend Ichigo was concerned about the whole event and his safety. Since Hiro had no recollection of the battle, many people were sceptical about the whole incident. The leaders of APE decided to put together a mock battle to see if Hiro was the real deal, this time he wasn’t allowed to pair up with darling Zero Two. He was teamed up with Ichigo in Delphinium which didn’t really go so well, but hey at least he got to first base again lol. 

To make the love triangles a bit easy for you guys to understand, I shall try to attempt a half-assed version of explaining it. So Hiro and Zero Two like each other, but Ichigo is in love with Hiro and Goro is secretly in love with Ichigo. Oh and I forgot to mention that Ikuno is lesbian for Ichigo. Now Futoshi is madly in love with Kokoro but she’s got the hots for Mitsuru. Miku and Zorome both had a thing for each other but never ended up being together and just remained friends (with benefits?).  And just to throw my two cents in there, Nana and Dr Franxx were probably around the 3rd base with each other.

Long story short Mitsuru wanted to prove that he was the better pilot and one up Hiro by partnering up with Zero Two. He got a mental breakdown afterwards and yeah….. from then on Zero Two and Hiro were officially darlings that nobody fucked with. However, Hiro does not go unscratched either. After riding with Zero two a blue tumour started to grow on his chest and his health declined considerably. But when push comes to shove, he gets over it and recovers with the help from Zero Two.

Childish elements were incorporated into the anime which made it entertaining. The guys and girls had a week of disagreement with each other where the girls set a line across the dorm to prevent the boys from entering their side. Zero Two, however, didn’t give a shit and went to see Hiro as she pleases lol. However, there were moments which unified all of them together again and I believe that was a beautiful portrayal of friendship. A lot of jealousy, anger and disagreements were seen but were trumped by hopes of dreams as everybody united their strengths.

Flashbacks of Hiro’s and Zero Two’s past were truly tragic and fuzzy because their memories got erased. Once they both remembered their promise to each other, their love and bond strengthened to the maxxxx. Zero Two is so BAE. Their relationship had lots of ups and downs and definitely filled with drama like most relationships which made the anime seem super realistic. They had to battle through hardship, learning responsibilities and enjoying experiences such as cleaning, cooking and baby making….. 😉 The wedding ceremony was pretty damn cute as well 🙂

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I’m not ganna go into this too much detail but Dr Franxx was able to meet the first Kloxosaur Princess 001 when he was younger. His arm was torn off in the battle but was able to obtain a sample of her hair to create our waifu Zero Two! Turns out the Kloxasures were not actually the bad people but the VIRM were. What a plot twist finding out the VIRM’s were disguised as Papa and his comrades. Hiro was not taking any of this shit, took Zero Two into the Star Entity and transforms it into a giant Strelitzia Apus to defeat the invaders.

Now Hiro, Zero Two and the Klaxosaurs takes off into space to put an end to the VIRM race. They go through a warp gate carrying a bomb and headed towards the VIRM base which took about 2 years to reach. Meanwhile, the remaining parasites rebuild humanity on earth by having children with each other. Who will win, you guys have to find out for yourselves 😉 Sadly Hiro and Zero two did not survive but their souls were able to return to earth and were reincarnated a thousand years later. They met each other as a pair of children and lived happily ever after ❤

Who is your favourite Waifu out of all these stunners? ❤

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