Goblin Slayer’s Face Revealed!

The Imagination is a weapon. Those who don’t use it die first.

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Welcome to the world of Goblin Slayer, where the main character is incredibly stoic and totally oblivious to all the hot chicks that are trying to get in his pants. The only thing our protagonist lives and breathes for is for the sole purpose of slaying goblins. That’s correct my friends. Eradicating, every, single, goblin. Although this anime seems pretty straightforward, the thrills of watching the team overcome challenges will give you goosebumps and leave your jaw stuck to the ground.

Beard Cutter, Orcborg, Pussy Slayer call him whatever you like but he only has one name and that’s Goblin Slayer, the silver-ranked adventurer that will destroy any goblins standing in his way. The guy doesn’t really talk that much but his actions definitely capture your heart. He’s a solo adventurer but that is soon to change until he comes across our national Waifu.

The Shrine Priestess (at this point you’ll probably realize that everyone doesn’t have a name) is definitely Waifu material. Her ass is a strong 10 and so is her age. She was asked to accompany an amateur team to take on a goblin quest. The rookies thought it would be a walk in the park but little did they know that goblins are very sneaky creatures. They go into the dark cave and then boom. Ambush from behind.  The girls were raped then tortured and eventually killed. However, for our damsel in distress, she was saved by our man Goblin Slayer.

We learn a little bit of Goblin Slayer and to why he only accepts quests regarding goblins. He is currently staying with his friend Cow Girl and her uncle. The two have been childhood friends and boy have they grown up………they have really grown (.)(.) His daily routine is to check the surrounding fence for any damages and check the ground for any footprints. If there are none, he’ll simply do some fence maintenance and go have breakfast. 

Goblin Slayer has really been through a lot. When he was a kid, a horde of goblins attacked his village. They were able to capture his sister and used her as a plaything. To make things worse, Goblin Slayer was hiding in the closet and was forced to watch his very own sister get raped and eventually killed off. From that they on, he swore vengeance to eradicate every single goblin from the earth.

The Shrine Priestess is forever thankful of Goblin Slayer for saving her life and decides to go on adventures with him. She is able to cast about 3 spells per day and can be very useful at times. However after that limit is up, she pretty much becomes dead weight. But because she’s cute we’ll forgive her because she’s willing to learn about various battle tactics and goblin psychology/mentality. 

As the Silver ranked adventurer gains more popularity,  there are even folklore and songs that spread far and wide across the land. A peculiar adventurer group consisting of High Elf Archer, Lizard Priest and Dwarf Shaman were trying to track down Goblin Slayer to help them get rid of some demons. Of course, he declined the offer but quickly accepted it once Lizard Priest said that there were Goblins involved. Super clickbait if you ask me lol.

The newly formed group enters a ruin infested by goblins that are led by a goblin shaman. Little did they know this was not the case. In fact, this horde of goblins was being led by an Ogre who is the direct servant of the demon lord himself…..well shittt…. The team try to take it down but he was tough as hell with his fire, rock, grass resistance bullshit with super strength and regeneration powers to top it off making way too OP. But do not fear, Goblin Slayer has a trick up his sleeve and that is a teleportation scroll that can kill the Ogre! You’ll understand when you see it 😉

The highlight of this anime is definitely when Goblin Slayer gets a personal request from the Sword-Maiden. This momma is a hottie I tell you. She was in the group that destroyed the demon lord long ago but is now retired after losing her eyesight. She informs the team that there has been a mass murder recently and she suspects it to be goblins who are coming from the sewage system. Once they got there, the goblins were actually riding on boats like Sinbad lol. This surprises Goblin Slayer because normally they are dumb as hell. I’ll leave this mystery for you to see 😉

Goblin Slayer is what you definitely call an expert in goblin slaying. He pretty much breathes goblins for oxygen lol. His experience definitely helps him out for the normal goblins but when he came across the Goblin Champion, he gets critically wounded from taking one too many hits and gets knocked out. The Goblin Champion was too OP and everyone was on the verge of death. The Priestess screamed for her life which caused Goblin Slayer to wake up, chug a revive potion and sprinted his ass towards the Goblin Champion and tears its right eye out. 

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Goblin Slayer wakes up in the temple of Law after being knocked out for 3 days. He wakes up next to the Shrine Priestess naked as she was using Resurrection of Miracle to heal him overnight 😉 Her ass is a 10 but so is her age lol.  The ultimate reveal of Goblin Slayers face. What will he look like? Tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. We only get a glimpse from the back and it’s revealed that he has long white hair. Kakashi is that you? lol

They return back to their hometown after the mission. Goblin Slayer discovers goblin footprints around his house and I shit you not, hundreds of them were coming to attack his village. This horde was being led by a Goblin Lord which is a very intelligent mutated goblin. He decides to ask for help from his guild but everyone was like pft hell no. But seeing how serious he was, they all decided to help him out. It was an all-out war but the adventurers were excited because for everyone goblin they kill they receive 1 piece of gold!

It was total bloodshed out there. However, due to Goblin Slayers expertise and advice, the tides of battle were instantly turned into a one-sided massacre as goblin Slayer was able to predict all their moves. Goblin Slayer went around the war to kill the Goblin Lord and I’m sure you can guess who won 😉 Luckily the Shrine Priestess was there to help him otherwise he would have been goblin food lol

The victory was secured for the village but there was one thing left on the agenda. The Shrine Priestess asked Goblin Slayer to take off his helmet as she couldn’t see very clearly last time. Everyone was super surprised to see his face for the first time. All the girls in the room were pretty much dripping wet at the sight of his handsome face even though we only got to see half of it. I’m sure in Season 2 we’ll be able to see his full face so stay tuned!

Screw it, they can all be Waifus today ❤

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Fairy Tail Season 9 Episode 1

Breaking things is a specialty of everyone in Fairy Tail

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Magic, fighting, booze and hot chicks. The perfect combination that has kept Fairy Tail going for 10 years. Still, as strong and popular as ever, the 9th season has been released. What has been happening for the last 8 seasons you may ask. All I can say is that Lucy’s rack has gotten bigger and that’s pretty much it lol

We have our favourite guild FAIRY TAILLLLLLLLL *crowd goes wild. These guys are the ultimatum of carefree, bad-tempered and overpowered guild in all of Fiore. The strange combination of characters somehow come together to create a sense of harmony and balance that allows trust and friendship to foster.

We’ve got our boy, the main protagonist, know as a dragon slayer, Natsu Dragneel. Shit even his last name sounds like a dragon. Well, that’s because he was raised by a dragon! Expert in Fire dragon slaying magic, he is by far one of the strongest fire users in the anime. With his cheeky, fun-loving personality it’s hard not to fall in love with him!

And we’ve got out the main female hottie, Lucy. She first started out as a stranger who was looking for a way to join Fairy Tail. She was looking for the famous Salamander (Natsu) and with very good luck, found him at a street brawl lol. Spoiler alert, she’ll eventually fall in love with him but he will never notice lol.

Lucy is what you call a summoner. She is collecting all the keys for her Zodiac summons. Her best friend is Aquarius the hottie with a bad temper lol. She was taken back to the guild and everyone pretty much accepted her off the bat. Must have been the big boobs lol. And now she gets teamed up with Natsu and they pretty much go everywhere together.

Recapping at Season 8, Fairy Tail goes into war with Tartaros the dark guild. The battles were lit as we saw everyone surpass their limits. Along the way, they discovered what E.N.D was not just a book but the strongest demon created by Zeref so that it could end his own life. Zeref isn’t really a bad person, he’s just a bag full of contradictions. Oh, Zeref and Mavis had a thing for each other in the past which is kinda cute as hell.

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We found out that the dragons were residing in the bodies of the dragon slayers. THEY WERE THERE ALL ALONG?!?! WTFFFFF. Ahem. Don’t be mad guys there was a good reason for this. The dragons did this to prevent the children from undergoing dragonification. This shit was sadddddd, because the dragons had so little time left before they had to go. Natsu was balling his eyes out as he had so many things to tell his dad but couldn’t. Natsu promised Igneel to avenge his death by destroying the black dragon Acnologia.

There were so many fights and revelations going on in this ARC and it was crazy. Grey found his dad Silver, Minerva gets revived, the dragons came back, Fairy Tail disbandment was announced, Natsu leaves on a 1-year journey. Holy shit, it would be nearly impossible to some up everything in this post. It would be easier if you guys go and watch it. I guarantee that you’ll be kept entertained throughout the entire series with comedy, adventure and huge tits apart from wendy lol.

NOW. SEASON 9! 1 year has passed and Natsu returns from his training with Gildarts. He’s noticeably A LOT buffer and with longer hair. You can tell this kid went through some serious shit. The two decide to reunite Fairy Tail by gathering all the members. They will be facing a group of evil called Avatar. TBH from reading the manga, this was like the foreplay that led to the best ARC of the whole entire Fairy Tail world. The Alverez kingdom. The final fight between Fairy Tail and Zereff.

In Episode 278, the first episode of season 9 Natsu and Lucy set off on an adventure. Natsu is nostalgic about the old days where the guild was chaotic and was very much disappointed with the lack of action since his return. The two decided to his a sparring match to see how much they have grown in terms of strength. But after seeing Natsu beat up a gang of bandits, Lucy was like nahhhh I’ll be alright lol.

They head off to Margaret Town and they see a performance by the guild Lamia Scale. They saw Wendy who is now a member of Lamia Scale on stage dancing with Sherria in their Thanksgiving parade. Natsu being shocked that Wendy moved to the dark side, he was determined to get his friend back to Fairy Tail. Well, it was only natural that after the disbandment, everyone went to other guilds to find work. Happy and Carla reunites and it was the cutest thing haha.

Orochi Head was watching the performance and was planning an assault on the town by releasing a horde of monsters. The most notable fight was with Natsu and Bluenote. Poor Bluenote getting off on the wrong foot at the start on the season lol. Natsu whips out his Fire Dragons Roar and one hit KO’s the shit out of him. The rest of Orochi Heads’ gang member admits defeat after witnessing the absolute defeat. Oh, Wendy and Sherria did well too I guess.

I’m not really sure why this is called the final season? I mean so much more shit will happen and I hope they make it all the way to the fight with Zereff. Throw in a spin-off like Boruto and no one will be mad lol. Either way, 2 years was way too long and I’m really glad to see the adventure continue. Can’t wait to see the new graphics and fight scenes!

Mirajane Waifu being sexy by the seaside ❤

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