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Konosuba

Now I need something big and hard, or I just can’t endure it. Megumin- Explosion Magic

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Welcome to the world of Konosuba, where the traditional Isekai standards are thrown out the window and laughed upon for its normality. Humour, wild cards and sexy girls definitely make this anime ONE OF THE BEST that I’ve ever seen. The perfect combination of music, plot (and did I say hot girls?) all blended into one spectacular anime. Kinda like a delicious fruit smoothie on a hot summers day. SATISFYING.

Let’s start off with your average Isekai death ritual. We’ve got our NEET Kazuma who was walking back from his venture to the game store. With his R18+ game in hand, he saw his attractive boner inducing classmate about to get hit by a car. Being the stereotypical good guy at the wrong time, he decides to jump in and take the blow for her. In the end, the girl lived, the car was fine andddddd he died of an emotional shock. Even his parents laughed at the cause of death lol

In the afterlife, he meets this beautiful goddess named Aqua, who too laughed at his cause of death. Kazuma was given two very interest choices for his good deed. To be reincarnated into the human world once again, or to be reincarnated into an alternate world. He was permitted one wish which was to bring anything with him. A powerful sword, crazy psychic powers, incredible wealth but with a comedic turn of events due to Kazuma being butthurt, he pointed to the goddess and chose her instead. 

Off they go into a fantasy world. You would think that Kazuma is incredibly lucky to have such a hot goddess helping him out but you would be wrong. This goddess is not only physically THICC but mentally THICC in the head as well lol.  With literally 0 intelligence points, she uses her level up points on the only useful skill known to man. That’s right people, a skill that allows her to shoot up a minuscule stream of water from her fan to show off as a party trick. NATURE’S BEAUTY!

Kazuma gains a couple more girls into his harem. The 3rd member goes by the name of Megumin. The Arch Wizard who’s only one love and true desire is to blow shit up with explosion magic. However, after casting one, she becomes completely useless to the point where her teammates literally have to carry her lol. The 4th member is called Darkness. From the name who could probably deduce that she is a masochist who finds it pleasurable to get beaten up physically and mentally. Well tbh no one was expecting that but it sure as hell funny lol

They go many adventures together and by facing various challenges their friendship foster into something truly “unique”. Kazuma is the brains of the herd as you can probably see the others are pretty useless by themselves lol. Their ultimate goal is to defeat the Devil King but to be honest, they didn’t really get anywhere in the first season because due to a series of unfortunate events caused by Aqua. Credits to Aqua in the second season where she became a little more useful in the fights lol. 

If you’re wanting something lighthearted for the shits and gigs then this anime will be able to satisfy your 2am munchies. Do not try to search for any seriousness in the anime because everything they do or say is pretty much a joke. I thoroughly enjoyed the comedic plot as well as the jokes being thrown around. You’ll fall in love with the main characters as they are all “unique” in some way or another. Hopefully, they will announce a season 3 because this anime deserves more episodes 🙂

Megumin Loli Waifu ❤

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Goblin Slayer’s Face Revealed!

The Imagination is a weapon. Those who don’t use it die first.

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Welcome to the world of Goblin Slayer, where the main character is incredibly stoic and totally oblivious to all the hot chicks that are trying to get in his pants. The only thing our protagonist lives and breathes for is for the sole purpose of slaying goblins. That’s correct my friends. Eradicating, every, single, goblin. Although this anime seems pretty straightforward, the thrills of watching the team overcome challenges will give you goosebumps and leave your jaw stuck to the ground.

Beard Cutter, Orcborg, Pussy Slayer call him whatever you like but he only has one name and that’s Goblin Slayer, the silver-ranked adventurer that will destroy any goblins standing in his way. The guy doesn’t really talk that much but his actions definitely capture your heart. He’s a solo adventurer but that is soon to change until he comes across our national Waifu.

The Shrine Priestess (at this point you’ll probably realize that everyone doesn’t have a name) is definitely Waifu material. Her ass is a strong 10 and so is her age. She was asked to accompany an amateur team to take on a goblin quest. The rookies thought it would be a walk in the park but little did they know that goblins are very sneaky creatures. They go into the dark cave and then boom. Ambush from behind.  The girls were raped then tortured and eventually killed. However, for our damsel in distress, she was saved by our man Goblin Slayer.

We learn a little bit of Goblin Slayer and to why he only accepts quests regarding goblins. He is currently staying with his friend Cow Girl and her uncle. The two have been childhood friends and boy have they grown up………they have really grown (.)(.) His daily routine is to check the surrounding fence for any damages and check the ground for any footprints. If there are none, he’ll simply do some fence maintenance and go have breakfast. 

Goblin Slayer has really been through a lot. When he was a kid, a horde of goblins attacked his village. They were able to capture his sister and used her as a plaything. To make things worse, Goblin Slayer was hiding in the closet and was forced to watch his very own sister get raped and eventually killed off. From that they on, he swore vengeance to eradicate every single goblin from the earth.

The Shrine Priestess is forever thankful of Goblin Slayer for saving her life and decides to go on adventures with him. She is able to cast about 3 spells per day and can be very useful at times. However after that limit is up, she pretty much becomes dead weight. But because she’s cute we’ll forgive her because she’s willing to learn about various battle tactics and goblin psychology/mentality. 

As the Silver ranked adventurer gains more popularity,  there are even folklore and songs that spread far and wide across the land. A peculiar adventurer group consisting of High Elf Archer, Lizard Priest and Dwarf Shaman were trying to track down Goblin Slayer to help them get rid of some demons. Of course, he declined the offer but quickly accepted it once Lizard Priest said that there were Goblins involved. Super clickbait if you ask me lol.

The newly formed group enters a ruin infested by goblins that are led by a goblin shaman. Little did they know this was not the case. In fact, this horde of goblins was being led by an Ogre who is the direct servant of the demon lord himself…..well shittt…. The team try to take it down but he was tough as hell with his fire, rock, grass resistance bullshit with super strength and regeneration powers to top it off making way too OP. But do not fear, Goblin Slayer has a trick up his sleeve and that is a teleportation scroll that can kill the Ogre! You’ll understand when you see it 😉

The highlight of this anime is definitely when Goblin Slayer gets a personal request from the Sword-Maiden. This momma is a hottie I tell you. She was in the group that destroyed the demon lord long ago but is now retired after losing her eyesight. She informs the team that there has been a mass murder recently and she suspects it to be goblins who are coming from the sewage system. Once they got there, the goblins were actually riding on boats like Sinbad lol. This surprises Goblin Slayer because normally they are dumb as hell. I’ll leave this mystery for you to see 😉

Goblin Slayer is what you definitely call an expert in goblin slaying. He pretty much breathes goblins for oxygen lol. His experience definitely helps him out for the normal goblins but when he came across the Goblin Champion, he gets critically wounded from taking one too many hits and gets knocked out. The Goblin Champion was too OP and everyone was on the verge of death. The Priestess screamed for her life which caused Goblin Slayer to wake up, chug a revive potion and sprinted his ass towards the Goblin Champion and tears its right eye out. 

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Goblin Slayer wakes up in the temple of Law after being knocked out for 3 days. He wakes up next to the Shrine Priestess naked as she was using Resurrection of Miracle to heal him overnight 😉 Her ass is a 10 but so is her age lol.  The ultimate reveal of Goblin Slayers face. What will he look like? Tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. We only get a glimpse from the back and it’s revealed that he has long white hair. Kakashi is that you? lol

They return back to their hometown after the mission. Goblin Slayer discovers goblin footprints around his house and I shit you not, hundreds of them were coming to attack his village. This horde was being led by a Goblin Lord which is a very intelligent mutated goblin. He decides to ask for help from his guild but everyone was like pft hell no. But seeing how serious he was, they all decided to help him out. It was an all-out war but the adventurers were excited because for everyone goblin they kill they receive 1 piece of gold!

It was total bloodshed out there. However, due to Goblin Slayers expertise and advice, the tides of battle were instantly turned into a one-sided massacre as goblin Slayer was able to predict all their moves. Goblin Slayer went around the war to kill the Goblin Lord and I’m sure you can guess who won 😉 Luckily the Shrine Priestess was there to help him otherwise he would have been goblin food lol

The victory was secured for the village but there was one thing left on the agenda. The Shrine Priestess asked Goblin Slayer to take off his helmet as she couldn’t see very clearly last time. Everyone was super surprised to see his face for the first time. All the girls in the room were pretty much dripping wet at the sight of his handsome face even though we only got to see half of it. I’m sure in Season 2 we’ll be able to see his full face so stay tuned!

Screw it, they can all be Waifus today ❤

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Parasyte

Maybe humans are the closest thing to demons alive.

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Welcome to the unique world of Parasyte The Maxim, an anime that will leave you questioning humanities pretentious rights and how you have yet to be infected. The complexity and intricate plot will really shake your conscience, opening your eyes to the harsh reality typically unseen to the normal person. But tbh nobody is here for that, we just want to see some fighting and this anime definitely delivers!

Your main boy Shinichi Izumi was having a lonely night at home watching porn studying like a good high schooler. It was time to go to bed so that he could get up bright and early for school tomorrow morning. Some gooey worm-like creatures with little drills on their heads suddenly started to appear on earth, specifically in……. you guessed it, always Japan. Just look at these things, I could use some of these in my garden lol

The Parasytes are able to drill into the ears/nose of the human host and take over their brain. The green critter was trying to climb into Shinichi’s ears but he was wearing headphones. The next best place was his nose but the little critter failed because he sneezed lmao. Shinichi wakes up finding this green worm trying to borrow its way into his right arm. Doing everything in his power to stop the little shit, he grabs his headphone cable and ties it around his arm. Everything kinda went blank afterwards for Shinichi.

He wakes the next morning thinking that it was a bad dream and goes to school as usual. He notices very subtle changes in his body, like when he was about to get hit by a car, his right-hand transforms into a metal claw protecting him from imminent death. Yeah just the casual routine for everyone, no biggie. He goes home believing something is definitely wrong with his right hand and tries to stab it. And hello world, something very unusual appears!

Say hello to Migi! The Parasyte that Shinichi was able to prevent from travelling up to his brain has successfully fertilised his right hand lol. Shinichi was shocked as hell knowing that now his hand could talk back to him. And what’s worse the hand was able to materialize sharp metal blades that were able to cut through pretty much anything. I was genuinely surprised on how he didn’t piss his pants at this stage lol

Shinichi decides to call the Parasyte Migi which literally means right in Japanese. That is the most creative name I’ve ever heard. props to you Japan. The duo decides to share a mutualistic relationship as they both required each other to survive. Shinichi needed protection from other Parasytes while Migi needed Shinichi to be alive in order to survive. Migi starts reading books to obtain human knowledge and to become more fluent in Japanese which I found extremely cute.

The dynamic duo is faced with many dangerous Parasytes that are trying to kill them. Luckily for Shinichi, Migi is a super genius and all ways come up with solid solutions to get them both out of trouble. Like this one time, my boy Migi devised a plan to kill this Parasyte who broke into the school. Migi got Shinichi to stab a hole in the enemy and boom. Game over. One thing leads to another the duo bumps into another Parasyte called Yuko Tachikawa and learnt that Parasytes only kill only Parasytes for survival. 

Shinichi has a hot best friend Satomi Murano. He “accidentally” groped her the day before and decides to apologize for it. Migi is a pervert confirmed. He takes her out for a pancake date and the two have a great time. Afterwards, on their walk home, Satomi notices something strange about her childhood friend. He somewhat looks hotter after stopping three thugs from bullying a cat. At this point, we can confirm that Satomi was moist lol.

The story can’t be that smooth for Satomi right? They decided to throw in this super hottie Kana Kimishima into the love triangle just for kicks. Migi was able to tell that this waifu was able to detect Parasyte wavelengths making her one of a kind. Too bad she wasn’t there to tell him that his mum was infected as he came home and was stabbed in the chest. How would you feel if your mum has been missing for months, decides to return and tries to kill you? What a great surprise because you find out that she killed your dad as well……..

Don’t worry Shinichi could never die! Migi comes to the rescue and seals the hole in his chest for him. Because of this psychological change, Shinichi becomes an emotional pit of despair, pretty much on par as a Parasyte. Migi becomes increasingly tired and can only be active for about 4 hours per day or something lol. He literally becomes oblivious to other girls hitting on him and is able to kill living beings without a shred of empathy. His heightened sense of skills with Migi scythe allows him to face his mum without a problem. With the help of a new friend, he was able to take down his mum successfully with a surprise attack. 

There were so many great fights in this anime and it will be hard to mention them all. The highlight of the series will have to be when Shinichi was able to kill Hideo by throwing a rock from about a kilometre away, piercing Hideos chest and killing him. This was the most insane scene I’ve ever seen! The ultimate fight between Gotou is something that will leave you questioning the fundamental principles of humanity. Are Parasytes really the treat or are humans the toxic beings that are destroying the earth?

Shinichi was able to defeat Goto and the expense of Migi becoming dormant forever. A year later, Shinichi was having dreams about Migi who was bidding him farewell. The romance that blossoms between Shinichi and Satomi is a beautiful one as he saves her countless times from impending death. With the help of an old friend of course 😉 The combination of plot, music and animation definitely puts Parasyte on the top-tier animes. Heck, it was so good that they decided to make a live action movie out of it lol.

Satomi Waifu is secretly packing ❤

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My Hero Academia Two Heroes Movie

If you feel yourself hitting up against your limit, remember for what cause you clench your fists! Remember why you started down this path, and let that memory carry you beyond your limit!

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Welcome to the review of the most anticipated movie of the year. MY HERO ACADEMIA TWO HEREOS!!!!!! The origin of All Might during his youth will make you want to scream out PLUS ULTRA when he Detroit Smashes the shit out of villains. I know I’m a little late to the party but here you go!

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Don’t forget to take Bakugo home with you! ❤

Our movie starts off with two eagles soaring through the endless sky symbolising the freedom and friendship this movie will portray between All Might and his friend David Shield. We see All Might and Deku in a private jet flying to I Island to attend the grand opening. I can’t remember the exact order so don’t give me shit about it please lol.

All Might was dreaming about his glory days. This was the time he was a transfer student studying overseas in America. We open up with a bank heist with a villain who goes by the name of…... he wasn’t important enough for a name so nobody really cares.  He’s riding this ugly ass toad village with 3 or so arms. They stole a bunch of money and are trying to get away from the cops. Oh, that’s cool sayonara bro.

I think the hell not! All Might comes to the rescue. The villain had like missiles and shit and he was going ballistic with them. However, All Might’s Carolina Smash left him unfazed and unscratched from those deadly missiles. And yeah we all know who wins the fight and on that day, it was revealed that All Might wanted to become the symbol of hope.

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Deku’s mug is so cute! ❤

I Island was the paradise of everyone’s dreams. Latest technology, sexy girls, great food, SEXY girls, splendid weather, SEXY GIRLS. Alright, I’ll stop being Mineta for a bit lol. All Might and Deku come across this sexy blonde teenager on a pogo stick. It turns out the blonde bombshell she was Melissa Shields, the daughter of the great scientist David Shield and former partner in crime of All Might. At this point nobody was really focusing on the pogo stick anymore if you know what I mean 00( (.)(.) )00 <—-Minetta.

Deku was shown around the island by Melissa leaving All Might to talk privately with David. It was a cute little date with Deku being the little nerdy fanboy as usual. Everything was going well and the two were enjoying themselves until a cold breeze suddenly glides over his shoulders. What is this sudden familiar ominous feeling he thought…….Just Uraraka staring over him with raging jealousy lol. 

To put it simply the whole of Class 1-A was on I Island either through a direct invite or there as a plus one. But to be honest, I was only looking forward to seeing Yaoyorozu and Todoroki because those two are my absolute favourite ❤ I love Todoroki because of his quirks and hairstyle and I love Yaoyorozu for obvious reasons lol. I was hoping to see a little development in their relationship but this movie fell short on that aspect. Booooo.

Who could forget U.A’s greatest secret shame Bakugou! Of course, we see him wrecking up a storm on the action trial course gaining the top place with the fastest time. The best part was the whole of Class A trying to subdue Bakugo after Todoroki steals the spotlight from him in a blink of an eye. I’m certain that everyone in Class 1-A is ashamed of his attitude but has his back regardless. Much love Bakugou ❤

They all get invited the opening ceremony.  The boys were all dressed up spick and span and the girls were looking totally kawaii. I quote Mineta “The main course has arrived” as Mellisa was wearing a V-cut dress revealing her amazing body. Jailbait alert folks. However because they were late to the party, the whole island went into maximum security mode. David and Sam were taken to the top vault by the villains in order to obtain a mysterious item.

Just kidding. The whole Island went into lockdown due to a terrorist attack. All Might was giving a speech at the banquet and then booooom, the party crashers suddenly came through the front door and restrained all the pro heroes in the room. The villains snuck into the security room and got full control of the island. The ringleader goes by the name of Wolfram with a metal manipulation quirk. 

Now it was up to our crew Deku, Melissa, Todoroki, Jiro, Uraraka, Mineta, Iida and Kaminari to gain back control of the security system on the 200th floor. That’s a lot of running lol. Bakugou and Kirishima were lost trying to find their way to the party stumbling their way to the 80th floor without being aware of the security breach lol. They team up on the 80th floor to take down the 2 villains while the others fight their way through the sentry robots to reach the top. MVP award goes to Mineta for using his Harem dream to overcome his fear of heights. HAREM HAREM HAREM!!!!

Once the kids reached the top floor, it was revealed that David and Sam set up the whole hi-jack incident. They decided to hire a bunch of actors so that they could retrieve David’s greatest invention back after it was taken away by the government. The item was a headset that maximises one’s quirk without any drawbacks to the user. David wanted the item back because he knew of All MIght’s decreasing power and wanted his friend to maintain the symbol of peace. Before anyone calls him an asshole, his reasons were justified.

All hell broke loose and Wolfram reveals that they were not actors but real villains. Big surprise there…… Deku jumps in trying to save everyone but Sam and David still got shot regardless lol. The fighting continues until they reach the rooftop, and Deku was at his wits end on what to do next as Wolfram took David as a hostage and was escaping in a helicopter. Luckily All Might jumps into the rescue and then booooooom saves David in time. RIP helicopter. All that was going on and Melissa was able to retain control over the security system!

Wolfram somehow gets his hands on the amplifier and starts doing some crazy shit with his powers. All Might was already getting tired from his 3-hour limit and it was revealed that Wolfram received more quirks from ALL FOR ONE. Deku with his new support gear from Melissa was able to unleash his full potential. The student and Teacher released a final blow, the DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH which smashes Wolfram into smithereens. 

As the morning sun was rising, All Might and David become immersed in Deku’s awesomeness. They believe that even with All Might’s power disappearing, they are able to trust the future in the hands of the next generation. Awesome fight scenes, storyline and music are what you can expect from the movie. Definitely stole the hearts of many fans who are waiting in anticipation for the next film. PLUS ULTRA!!!

Who is your favourite waifu? ❤

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Fairy Tail Season 9 Episode 1

Breaking things is a specialty of everyone in Fairy Tail

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Magic, fighting, booze and hot chicks. The perfect combination that has kept Fairy Tail going for 10 years. Still, as strong and popular as ever, the 9th season has been released. What has been happening for the last 8 seasons you may ask. All I can say is that Lucy’s rack has gotten bigger and that’s pretty much it lol

We have our favourite guild FAIRY TAILLLLLLLLL *crowd goes wild. These guys are the ultimatum of carefree, bad-tempered and overpowered guild in all of Fiore. The strange combination of characters somehow come together to create a sense of harmony and balance that allows trust and friendship to foster.

We’ve got our boy, the main protagonist, know as a dragon slayer, Natsu Dragneel. Shit even his last name sounds like a dragon. Well, that’s because he was raised by a dragon! Expert in Fire dragon slaying magic, he is by far one of the strongest fire users in the anime. With his cheeky, fun-loving personality it’s hard not to fall in love with him!

And we’ve got out the main female hottie, Lucy. She first started out as a stranger who was looking for a way to join Fairy Tail. She was looking for the famous Salamander (Natsu) and with very good luck, found him at a street brawl lol. Spoiler alert, she’ll eventually fall in love with him but he will never notice lol.

Lucy is what you call a summoner. She is collecting all the keys for her Zodiac summons. Her best friend is Aquarius the hottie with a bad temper lol. She was taken back to the guild and everyone pretty much accepted her off the bat. Must have been the big boobs lol. And now she gets teamed up with Natsu and they pretty much go everywhere together.

Recapping at Season 8, Fairy Tail goes into war with Tartaros the dark guild. The battles were lit as we saw everyone surpass their limits. Along the way, they discovered what E.N.D was not just a book but the strongest demon created by Zeref so that it could end his own life. Zeref isn’t really a bad person, he’s just a bag full of contradictions. Oh, Zeref and Mavis had a thing for each other in the past which is kinda cute as hell.

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We found out that the dragons were residing in the bodies of the dragon slayers. THEY WERE THERE ALL ALONG?!?! WTFFFFF. Ahem. Don’t be mad guys there was a good reason for this. The dragons did this to prevent the children from undergoing dragonification. This shit was sadddddd, because the dragons had so little time left before they had to go. Natsu was balling his eyes out as he had so many things to tell his dad but couldn’t. Natsu promised Igneel to avenge his death by destroying the black dragon Acnologia.

There were so many fights and revelations going on in this ARC and it was crazy. Grey found his dad Silver, Minerva gets revived, the dragons came back, Fairy Tail disbandment was announced, Natsu leaves on a 1-year journey. Holy shit, it would be nearly impossible to some up everything in this post. It would be easier if you guys go and watch it. I guarantee that you’ll be kept entertained throughout the entire series with comedy, adventure and huge tits apart from wendy lol.

NOW. SEASON 9! 1 year has passed and Natsu returns from his training with Gildarts. He’s noticeably A LOT buffer and with longer hair. You can tell this kid went through some serious shit. The two decide to reunite Fairy Tail by gathering all the members. They will be facing a group of evil called Avatar. TBH from reading the manga, this was like the foreplay that led to the best ARC of the whole entire Fairy Tail world. The Alverez kingdom. The final fight between Fairy Tail and Zereff.

In Episode 278, the first episode of season 9 Natsu and Lucy set off on an adventure. Natsu is nostalgic about the old days where the guild was chaotic and was very much disappointed with the lack of action since his return. The two decided to his a sparring match to see how much they have grown in terms of strength. But after seeing Natsu beat up a gang of bandits, Lucy was like nahhhh I’ll be alright lol.

They head off to Margaret Town and they see a performance by the guild Lamia Scale. They saw Wendy who is now a member of Lamia Scale on stage dancing with Sherria in their Thanksgiving parade. Natsu being shocked that Wendy moved to the dark side, he was determined to get his friend back to Fairy Tail. Well, it was only natural that after the disbandment, everyone went to other guilds to find work. Happy and Carla reunites and it was the cutest thing haha.

Orochi Head was watching the performance and was planning an assault on the town by releasing a horde of monsters. The most notable fight was with Natsu and Bluenote. Poor Bluenote getting off on the wrong foot at the start on the season lol. Natsu whips out his Fire Dragons Roar and one hit KO’s the shit out of him. The rest of Orochi Heads’ gang member admits defeat after witnessing the absolute defeat. Oh, Wendy and Sherria did well too I guess.

I’m not really sure why this is called the final season? I mean so much more shit will happen and I hope they make it all the way to the fight with Zereff. Throw in a spin-off like Boruto and no one will be mad lol. Either way, 2 years was way too long and I’m really glad to see the adventure continue. Can’t wait to see the new graphics and fight scenes!

Mirajane Waifu being sexy by the seaside ❤

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Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?

In the end, guilt is just the question of whether you’re capable of forgiving yourself or not. If you’ve really changed, then prove it with your actions.

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Adventure, magic, sexy girls this anime has it all. Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? The simple answer is no lol. However, if you’re in a cave filled with crazy monsters attacking you, you’re probably not going to have time hitting up hot chicks. BAKA don’t underestimate my abilities.

Bell Cranel, the protagonist of the anime. Good looking, strong and a lady’s magnet, he’s got it all set for him. In the town of Orario, the gods have come down from the heavens to start their own little competition. You’ve got your big shot gods like Apolo, Loki, Hermes blah blah. Then you’ve got Hestia, goddess of the fireplace…….at least she’s got a big rack. Plus 10 points there.

So we’ve got this tower in the middle here is called the dungeon. You can find all sorts of shit in there like minotaurs, goblins and occasionally dragons if you’re unlucky lol. For some reason, these monsters drop items or crystal shards and can be exchanged for money or made into powerful weapons.

Adventurers are required to join a Familia. These are groups of people who serve under a deity who look after them. Our boy Bell got into the famous Hestia Familia. These gods are able to grant power and skills through blessings to the adventurers that they like. Hestia Familia, population 1 person. The poor kid is really just trying to make ends meet and feed himself and his goddess.

One day, Bell goes into the dungeon on a solo mission. He was like, oh yeah I can handle a level 4 solo mission, why the heck not. Once he got there he was faced with a Minotaur that had escaped from level 40 or some shit. Needless to say, he was scared shitless and ran for his life.

Luckily our princess Ais Wallenstein, a high-level adventurer and powerful swordsman comes to the rescue. He instantly gets a crush for her. She carries him out of the dungeon and both went their separate ways. It’s funny how clueless he is about all the other girls who develop crushes for him, especially Hestia who’s thirsty as hell.

Bell being clueless as usual, gained the ability Realis Phrase that allows him to level up rapidly. The speed relies on his feelings during each fight. We can see the kid go from holding a knife to doing firebolt blasts in like 7 episodes lol. Because of this ability, Hestia keeps it a secret from the other gods so that they don’t steal him away from her.

Hestia wasn’t all bad. Although very clingy and overprotective, she loves Bell very much and would do anything for him. Keeping this a secret, she goes off to Hephaistos the God of Smiths and begs her to make a weapon, Tanto for Bell. About one episode later, he got to use the knife against a big ass silverback gorilla that got lose. Because being a super expensive weapon, this raises his stats dramatically. Saving the day like an absolute bowse, he making Hestia and Ais fall in love with him even more ❤

He later goes on to read a magic book and learns the spell Firebolt. Because he’s a noob, he tries it out too many times and passes out. Our super hottie Ais finds him and puts his head on her lap. Upon waking up he realises that his biggest crush was so close to his face, gets very embarrassed and literally rolls away. Ais has a thing for him as well but is confused as to why he’s always running away from her lol

The most notable fighting scene was either the minotaur or the last fight with Goliath. This time Bell really pushed himself to the limits. You’ll be immersed with the music, determination and the crystal clear scenes. SO much that you’ll be cheering for Bell in no time. I know someone who did. >.> 🙂 hehe

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? has a light novel called Sword Oratoria. This time it’s from Ais perspective! It’s really amazing to see how she got so strong and some of the backstories behind the events that were happening in the first season. There’s also a movie Arrow of the Orion and the second season coming out next year so DO NOT MISS THAT BECAUSE IT WILL BE LIT FAM!!!

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Sexy Ais Waifu is packing underneath ❤

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