No Game No Life Season 1

This world is just… a crappy game.

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Welcome to the world of No Game No Life, an anime where brother-sister complexes are acceptable and games determine everything. This anime is within my favourite top three anime and I’m gonna try and bring you into the dark side as well ūüėČ Sit down, relax and bring your full undivided attention onto this screen to experience a world you’ve never seen before.¬†

It all starts off as a hobby of playing games. Either that or crippling social anxiety that causes one to stay cooped up in your room all day. Sora and Shiro are world renowned for their gaming abilities. With one exception. Nobody knows their true identity! They are known as Blank because they would often leave their usernames blank. Go figure lol. However, we can see their skills really are unparallel and nobody can beat them when they work together. 

One day after winning a world gaming tournament from their room, they receive a peculiar email. It was a game of chess which really took them a few hours to beat. Not only that, they accepted the fact of being sent to a world which only revolves around games as a joke. Annnnnnnnd they really did get sent to another world. Truth be told kids, if you don’t want to be sent to another world, don’t respond to spam emails.

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Detesting the social norms is a regular routine for most adolescents. A mutual understanding between the viewers and the protagonists can easily be established based on this normative concept. As they arrive in a world called Disboard, they become bound by the Ten Pledges spell that strictly forbids them to use any means of violence. That means EVERYTHING must be decided by games and the rules are there to enforce it. Right up in Blanks alley ūüėČ

The siblings travel to a nation called Elkia, and along the way, we can see them winning against various mountain bandits for clothes and money.¬† Decretion is advised and scamming people for their money is not recommended. Unless you’ve been transported to another world then, by all means, do whatever the hell you have to in order to survive lol.

Blank encounters our first Waifu, Stephanie Dola, the granddaughter of the deceased king. The girl was packing my brothers. Seeing that the nation was on a verge of becoming mincemeat to the other surrounding nations, Shiro and Sora decide to run for rulers themselves. The intricate plans and strategic manoeuvres used to exploit weaknesses in games was phenomenal. Brimming with potential and limitless possibilities, the first thing they did was make Stephanie fall in love with Shiro lol.

The gag comic style mixed with highly intelligent conversations and fan service galore will surely capture your attention. This is no ordinary anime, my friends because it’s ranked among the top god-tier animes that should forever be worshipped till the end of times. With good intentions, Sora and Shiro lead Elkia to the path of world domination (16 countries altogether) until they can challenge the god of games Tet.¬†

They encounter tough enemies along the way such as Kurami Zell, the flat is justice girl. The game was based on chess but with a twist. Sometimes the chess pieces do not respond to the commands properly and simply chose to ignore them. The players are able to directly influence the chess pieces. Sora takes the advantage when it comes to dirty tactics, turning the tide of battle into victory. 

Their next opponent is the horny fl√ľgel, Jibril. They were keen on retaking the library back so that they could research on the Eastern Federation, home of the Werebeasts.¬†They decided to play Shiritoti, but again with a twist! The spoken words will come to life or disappear depending on the player. One thing leads to another and the brother-sister complex gets out of hand……but they had to do it in order to secure a victory! The Hypernova scene at the end of the game was hella sick so don’t miss it!

Now they have Jibril as their humble sexy servant. Sadly, after discovering that the information in the library was useless, Sora and Shiro decide to have a look at the late King’s will in a hidden part of the mansion. It was revealed that The Eastern Federation always use video games for their challenges! Talk about right up your alley! The first person multiplayer shooter game against Izuna Hatsuse was intense. With mystery, action and backstabbing, the plot takes you on a rollercoaster of emotions that makes you want to scream “I LOVE THIS ANIMEEEEE!!!!”. And you’ll probably be into Loli as well so don’t blame me lol.

Not only did Blank win back Elkia’s land, they decide to challenge the leader of the Eastern Federation Miko the sexy fox for the right to govern the Werebeasts. The game was a simple coin flip so I’ll leave you to see who wins in the end ūüėČ But wow season was already lit as hell, don’t forget to watch season 2 for more awesomeness!

 

Miko Waifu at your service! ‚̧

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Goblin Slayer’s Face Revealed!

The Imagination is a weapon. Those who don’t use it die first.

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Welcome to the world of Goblin Slayer, where the main character is incredibly stoic and totally oblivious to all the hot chicks that are trying to get in his pants. The only thing our protagonist lives and breathes for is for the sole purpose of slaying goblins. That’s correct my friends. Eradicating, every, single, goblin. Although this anime seems pretty straightforward, the thrills of watching the team overcome challenges will give you goosebumps and leave your jaw stuck to the ground.

Beard Cutter, Orcborg, Pussy Slayer call him whatever you like but he only has one name and that’s Goblin Slayer, the silver-ranked adventurer that will destroy any goblins standing in his way. The guy doesn’t really talk that much but his actions definitely capture your heart. He’s a solo adventurer but that is soon to change until he comes across our national Waifu.

The Shrine Priestess (at this point you’ll probably realize that everyone doesn’t have a name) is definitely Waifu material. Her ass is a strong 10 and so is her age. She was asked to accompany an amateur team to take on a goblin quest. The rookies thought it would be a walk in the park but little did they know that goblins are very sneaky creatures. They go into the dark cave and then boom. Ambush from behind.¬† The girls were raped then tortured and eventually killed. However, for our damsel in distress, she was saved by our man Goblin Slayer.

We learn a little bit of Goblin Slayer and to why he only accepts quests regarding goblins. He is currently staying with his friend Cow Girl and her uncle. The two have been childhood friends and boy have they grown up………they have really grown (.)(.) His daily routine is to check the surrounding fence for any damages and check the ground for any footprints. If there are none, he’ll simply do some fence maintenance and go have breakfast.¬†

Goblin Slayer has really been through a lot. When he was a kid, a horde of goblins attacked his village. They were able to capture his sister and used her as a plaything. To make things worse, Goblin Slayer was hiding in the closet and was forced to watch his very own sister get raped and eventually killed off. From that they on, he swore vengeance to eradicate every single goblin from the earth.

The Shrine Priestess is forever thankful of Goblin Slayer for saving her life and decides to go on adventures with him. She is able to cast about 3 spells per day and can be very useful at times. However after that limit is up, she pretty much becomes dead weight. But because she’s cute we’ll forgive her because she’s willing to learn about various battle tactics and goblin psychology/mentality.¬†

As the Silver ranked adventurer gains more popularity,  there are even folklore and songs that spread far and wide across the land. A peculiar adventurer group consisting of High Elf Archer, Lizard Priest and Dwarf Shaman were trying to track down Goblin Slayer to help them get rid of some demons. Of course, he declined the offer but quickly accepted it once Lizard Priest said that there were Goblins involved. Super clickbait if you ask me lol.

The newly formed group enters a ruin infested by goblins that are led by a goblin shaman. Little did they know this was not the case. In fact, this horde of goblins was being led by an Ogre who is the direct servant of the demon lord himself…..well shittt…. The team try to take it down but he was tough as hell with his fire, rock, grass resistance bullshit with super strength and regeneration powers to top it off making way too OP. But do not fear, Goblin Slayer has a trick up his sleeve and that is a teleportation scroll that can kill the Ogre! You’ll understand when you see it ūüėČ

The highlight of this anime is definitely when Goblin Slayer gets a personal request from the Sword-Maiden. This momma is a hottie I tell you. She was in the group that destroyed the demon lord long ago but is now retired after losing her eyesight. She informs the team that there has been a mass murder recently and she suspects it to be goblins who are coming from the sewage system. Once they got there, the goblins were actually riding on boats like Sinbad lol. This surprises Goblin Slayer because normally they are dumb as hell. I’ll leave this mystery for you to see ūüėČ

Goblin Slayer is what you definitely call an expert in goblin slaying. He pretty much breathes goblins for oxygen lol. His experience definitely helps him out for the normal goblins but when he came across the Goblin Champion, he gets critically wounded from taking one too many hits and gets knocked out. The Goblin Champion was too OP and everyone was on the verge of death. The Priestess screamed for her life which caused Goblin Slayer to wake up, chug a revive potion and sprinted his ass towards the Goblin Champion and tears its right eye out. 

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Goblin Slayer wakes up in the temple of Law after being knocked out for 3 days. He wakes up next to the Shrine Priestess naked as she was using Resurrection of Miracle to heal him overnight ūüėČ Her ass is a 10 but so is her age lol.¬† The ultimate reveal of Goblin Slayers face. What will he look like? Tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. We only get a glimpse from the back and it’s revealed that he has long white hair. Kakashi is that you? lol

They return back to their hometown after the mission. Goblin Slayer discovers goblin footprints around his house and I shit you not, hundreds of them were coming to attack his village. This horde was being led by a Goblin Lord which is a very intelligent mutated goblin. He decides to ask for help from his guild but everyone was like pft hell no. But seeing how serious he was, they all decided to help him out. It was an all-out war but the adventurers were excited because for everyone goblin they kill they receive 1 piece of gold!

It was total bloodshed out there. However, due to Goblin Slayers expertise and advice, the tides of battle were instantly turned into a one-sided massacre as goblin Slayer was able to predict all their moves. Goblin Slayer went around the war to kill the Goblin Lord and I’m sure you can guess who won ūüėČ Luckily the Shrine Priestess was there to help him otherwise he would have been goblin food lol

The victory was secured for the village but there was one thing left on the agenda. The Shrine Priestess¬†asked Goblin Slayer to take off his helmet as she couldn’t see very clearly last time. Everyone was super surprised to see his face for the first time. All the girls in the room were pretty much dripping wet at the sight of his handsome face even though we only got to see half of it. I’m sure in Season 2 we’ll be able to see his full face so stay tuned!

Screw it, they can all be Waifus today ‚̧

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Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World

When you said that you hate yourself, it made me want to tell you all the wonderful things I know about you.

Welcome to Re:Zero, the anime where the main protagonist is realistically pathetic.¬† If you’ve come here expecting an over-powered badass protagonist then turn yo ass right back to One Punch Man or Dragon Ball Z lol. However, if you’re here to see best girl Rem and Ram then I highly advise you screenshot their pictures for¬†hands-on academic purposes and pleasurable learning experience.

We have our usual otaku Natsuki Subaru. You would think he was the heir to the Subaru automobile company but you would be very disappointed. One night Subaru got the munchies and decided to visit his local Konbini (pretty much a 7-Eleven). On his way back to his apartment, he got hit by a car and boom, into another world he goes.

He gets transported to your typical RPG world in medieval times. He runs into some thieves and tries to fight them. Being the complete noob, he gets stabs and dies. THE END.¬†Can’t be that easy right? He somehow respawns at the same starting place prior to the fight. Being as confused as the viewers at home, Subaru decides to test it out again. And to our surprise, the same thing happened. Using his limited brain cells, he was able to comprehend and concluded his ability to be “Return By Death“. Kinda like a save point on your Pok√©mon game.

He awkwardly meets a silver-haired half-elf cuttie called Emilia and her spirit companion Puck. Subaru was bewitched by her beauty because she was packing bro. His gaze was stuck on her like a piece of gum under a car tyre. She was searching for her “insignia” badge like thing for her royalty selection. Subaru agrees to help her find it after she saved him the ass whooping in the alley.

After a few trails and error and dying about 30 times, Subaru was able to track down the whereabouts of the insignia but was stuck with the almost impossible mission. Killing a super sexy oppai assassin Elsa whos moves are nearly as good as her curves. However, with the help of his friend Reinhart, Subaru was able to protect Emelia from her imminent death. Oh, and Loli cat girl Felt decides to return the stolen insignia to the rightful owner.

Subaru later finds himself in a super king size bed in the Roswaal mansion. At the end of the bed past his huge morning wood  dick, he sees super babe twin Rem and Ram. Rem is the sea breeze blue hair chick with the D cups while Ram is the candy floss pink hair chick who is a flat is justice candidate. Life can be unfair.

Being the broke as that Subaru is, he convinces Roswaal to hire him as a butler. After spending 3 days at the mansion, learning the ways with the twins, he mysteriously dies. After returning from death, he investigates the possible causes which all in disappointment took about 5 deaths until finally learning that it was a puny dog that bit him and gave him a curse.

It turns out multiple children in the village were also affected! Most of them wandered into the forest at night, supposedly sleepwalking and were in dangered on getting eaten by the Mabeasts. Subaru and best girl Rem decides to enter the forest to save them all. Subaru was able to distract most of the mabeasts while Rem finished them off with her kinky flail weapon. If she doesn’t make you moist then I don’t know what will. Eventually, with the help of Roswaal, they defeated all the mabeast and Rem falls in love with Subaru for saving her. Boob contact was noted. Super jealous.

The royal selection came around and Subaru escorted Emelia to the capital. We can see the royal candidates Emelia, Priscilla, Crusch, Anastasia and Felt. They are all banging in their own ways ‚̧ Subaru was being a huge dick in front of embarrassing not Emelia but himself. He got into some beef with the royal knights club and got his ass whooped by Julius, the top knight. This kinda gave Subaru and Emelia bad blood and made things hella awkward. Subaru at this point looks a like a madman on steroids with all his emotional bullshit that’s he was spouting.

After recovering who his beef with Julius, Subaru trains with Wilhelm in the art of sword fighting to get stronger. Rem got a telepathy message that Ram was in distress so the two decided to travel back to the mansion. Once they got there, Subaru saw a sea of dead bodies including Ram and Emelia. Just a bit late there buddy lol. After dying a few more times, he discovered that the Witch’s Cult was responsible. Betelgeuse was the fucked up mad villain of this series and he will seriously give you goosebumps.

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During his journey, he runs into a huggggeeeee mabeast called the White Whale. I couldn’t think of a better description because that’s really what it was lol. Rem sacrificed herself so that Subaru could escape. Barusu was able to get to the mansion but and now nobody can remember best girl Rem. Subaru confessed his return to death ability and Emelia dies. Great. Puck got pissed off, transformed into a huge wolf and kills everyone including the Witch’s Cult. After respawning, Subaru nearly gives up and plans to run away with best girl Rem to get married but was rejected.

Subaru decides to ask for help from the fellow royal candidates to defeat the White Whale. Crusch and Anastasia join the battle after a lot of negotiations. Wilhelm poked his sword into the white whale and kills it. YAY! After that Subaru was able to defeat Betelgeuse 10 times with the help of Julius. He was a stubborn one. Making up with Emelia, Subaru confessed his love to her and with no response, it plays it cool like it didn’t hurt lol.

Re:Zero has an amazingly pathetic protagonist but what I loved about this anime because it was realistic. Anyone who was thrown into a situation like that would more or less end up doing the same as Subaru. I really appreciate the storyline but making Subaru less of a useless character would have been better haha.

Rem and Ram Waifu sexy nerd cosplay. Tough decision ‚̧

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Mob Psycho 100

The truth behind one’s charm is kindness. Become a good person. That is all.

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Let me take you on an adrenaline-packed ride, powered by 4 cans of Red Bull as I splurge my emotions into this post. I know what you’re thinking. Another high school anime with superpowers how lame! Well MOB PSYCHO 100 get’s 100 points from me. Dry comedy has always been my favourite and if you loved One Punch Man, this will satisfy your munchies more than any pot brownie can.

We’ve got our buddy Mob. His real name is Shigeo Kageyama but who the hell wants to call him that. From his fragile physical appearance and pale complexion, you’ll be convinced that he’s either a malnourished Ethiopian boy or a starving vampire. But don’t let that fool you, my friend, Mob has a secret that he’s been hiding. Mob has an enormous¬†dick psychic potential that can mop the floor with anyone he faces.

He is your typical middle school student at Salt Middle School.¬† His main interests are the Body Improvement club and his side job as an exorcist. What a mix lol. If I had to summarize the character in 2 words, it would be a nervous wreck. He’s socially awkward to the point that I feel awkward just watching him haha. However, under all that social awkwardness lies a hidden apathetic monster that’s¬†ready to unleash chaos to the world. But that’s only when his emotions reach 100% so don’t worry.

His master,¬†Arataka Reigen is the best psychic in the whole entire world! (Self-proclaimed). Owner of Spirits and Such Consultation Office, you can see Reigen take advantage of clients and scam them for money on the get-go. What’s more hilarious is that Reigen himself doesn’t even have any psychic powers, just cheap tricks and bandwagoning off Mob’s powers to get the job done. Nonetheless, people actually believe him and Mob looks up to him as an idol.

With all the cheapskate talk about him out of the way, Reigen is actually a decent human being. He has a lot of principles making him a walking bag of contradictions. However, the good thing about that is he believes that hurting others is wrong. Mob is often reminded so with a display of moral lessons and shady side business from his master.

A rollercoaster full of vivid colours will get projectile vomited into your face as mob unleashes his psychic powers. From the first episode as Mob is called in as a backup to get rid of an evil spirit in an infamous tunnel. Just throw some salt on them you say. Well, that’s what Reigen did but instead, it was table salt so it didn’t do shit lol. After witnessing a display of powerful talk and no bite, Mob takes down the spirit without any shred of mercy.

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The comedy in the anime is pure class lads. The Telepathy club at Mobs high school was at a risk of being disbanded by the principal due to a lack of numbers. They were going to be replaced by the Body Improvement Club. The obvious choice would be for Mob to join the Telepathy club and help out right? The sudden unexpected decisions make this anime legendary and no fucks were given when mob chose the Body Improvement Club as he reflected back on his life. 

And of course, it wouldn’t be a supernatural, action anime without some fights, right? Salt Middle school got into some beef with Black Vinegar Middle School. Mob somehow gets kidnapped by the Black Vinegar delinquents and all hell breaks loose as his senpai goes to rescue him. Now steps out another psychic, Teru who brings down the senpais in a flash.

Noticing Mob’s powers, Teru challenges him to a duel of psychic abilities. Mob being a soft bitch refuses to fight back as it goes against his morals. Chairs and ki blasts were being thrown at Mob with increasing ferocity. Mob blocks them all with ease. Teru got closer to him and pinned him to a wall. Mob emotional percentage was rising towards 100%. He sticks to his moral and refuses to fight and passes out due to anaphylaxis. This awakens the ???% form that has never been seen before and blasts Teru butt naked into the sky. Bye bye, bald naked boy.

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Oh, I almost forgot to mention the most useless important character in the whole anime Dimple! He is an upper-class spirit with red cheeks who excels at possessing humans. He was able to start a cult LOL but was dissolved by Mob. Dimple then becomes harmless and actually joins Mob in his adventures waiting for the opportunity to possess the psychic genius. He only got as far as possessing Ritsu and awakened his psychic powers following his brothers’ footsteps.¬†

Mob attracted the attention on of evil organisation Claw. These guys were the real deal psychic/esper threat. I’ll give you snippets of the fight against¬†Megumu Koyama who was probably the only person who gave Mob the hardest time. His special ability was Telekinesis Hex which involves him condensing his psychic powers to his fight allowing him to break through psychic barriers. Nonetheless, Mob pulls through with his awakening but looses due to a cheap trick of knockout gas. THIS SCENE MADE ME SO ANGRY ARGRGRGRGRGRG. Koyama has it coming anyway.

The BEST fight in the anime was when Reigen fights with the Claw members. Mob somehow was able to transfer his powers to Reigen. Being the master that Mob looks up to, he finally shows his true potential and protects his student from danger. I cannot express how happy I was in this scene, it was pure bliss to finally see Reigen talk the talk for once with his weird attacks. Anxiously waiting for season 2 because the whole Claw organisation has not been crushed yet!

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Tsubomi Waifu in her virgin killer sweater ‚̧

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Assassination Classroom

Whether a fish lives in a clear stream or a water ditch, so long as it continues swimming forward, it will grow up beautifully.

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Welcome to the world of Assassination Classroom. An anime about a group of teenagers who are tasked with the duty of killing their perverted octopus homeroom teacher. Gotta give it to Japan on this one because nothing will top that shit off lol. If you think this anime is going to be about octopus hentai then you’re absolutely fucking correct going to be mildly disappointed lol. Please do not try to assassinate your teachers in real life, because they may actually die lol.

Let’s talk about the Octopus in the room first. Koro-Sensei is an intelligent, perverted and extremely fast yellow ball of slime that loves snacks. This yellow octopus has one goal, and that is to destroy the earth by March next year. You’re probably thinking, what the hell can a yellow octopus do? WELL. Look at what he did to the frikken moon! He claimed to have destroyed 70% of the moon’s surface just from farting¬†sneezing. Now that shit is permanently in a crescent shape lol

Koro-Sensei enjoys a challenge. All of the governments attempt to assassinate him have failed. Guns, missiles, nuclear you name it, he’s indestructible. In my opinion, they should have used Naruto’s sexy jutsu lol.¬† He with one of the most ridiculous offers that I’ve ever heard. He will specifically teach at¬†Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class E and allow ONLY¬†his students to kill him. By doing so, he promised to extend the deadline of earth’s destruction.

Kunugigaoka Junior High School minding its own business is about to get thrown into this unexpected mess. Now we have Class-E, the rejects of the school who are pretty much delinquents with bad grades. With that said, they are my favourite class in the school because of how nice they actually are. The class is located behind the main school on a hill and Koro-Sensei comes busting through the roof or door I can’t remember lol.

If they succeed in killing him, the government will award them with 10 billion yen or 100 million USD! Now the kids in Class E were like wtf?¬†As easy as it may sound to kill a yellow perverted octopus, they couldn’t even get close. Super intelligence, Mach 20 speed and a lewd sense of humour this makes for a perverted comedy anime. Koro-Sensei is teaching the students regular subjects, but he is also teaching them the ways of assassination. Tbh he’s such a good teacher and he really cares about his students helping each individual improve their grades and skills for their future.

Regular guns and bombs and stuff aren’t effective against Koro-Sensei. They just can’t hurt his slimy gooey body. The government have devolved special weapons called Anti Sensei Weapons which are made of some rubber material that’s effective against his anti-matter body. Harmless against a human but slices through Koro-sensei like tofu. They are usually green or pink in colour and comes in many forms such as knives, grenades, bullets etc.

We have the main characters Nagisa and Karma. The red and blue hair duo are rivals and sort of like Naruto and Sasuke. They don’t exactly get along that well but it’s enough for them to be cooperative. Nagisa doesn’t have any particular skills but utilises what he has to his advantage making him the best assassin as the story goes on. Karma has the brains, looks and strength to beat the shit out of anyone he comes across. According to Nagisa, Karma has a violent nature and loves to fight. That’s why he’s been shifted to many schools and now ended up in class E.

Later on, there was an addition of Karasuma and Irina aka Bitch Sensei as the students called her lol. These two low key have a thing for each other and they fall for each other at the end of the anime lol. Karasuma the strictest teacher you’ll ever come across in your life but also glad that he’s on your side. It’s also funny how Bitch Sensei is always hitting on him but gets curved everytime lol.

As the series continues, shit pretty much hits the fan. Many assassins come after Koro-Senseis life for the reward and ultimately the kids get caught up in it too. However, you can see the development of the kid’s teamwork and personal growth as they overcome challenges. Nagisa receives the most improved award due to his hard work and death clap. He also has a list of Koro-Senseis weakness that comes in handy for the whole class as they try to assassinate him every day.

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UP to this point, you’re probably asking why Class-E at this specific high school???? And why did the most powerful creature on earth become a teacher? Wellllll. Believe it or not, Koro-Sensei was actually a human not so long ago. He was a part of an experiment for antimatter and was tested on for years. There he met a quirky lab assistant named Aguri Yukimura, the former teacher of Class-E. She was kind, funny and smart. Everyone is Class-E loved her. However, she was killed trying to protect Koro-Sensei as he was escaping the lab.

Koro-Sensei honoured her last dying wish and decided to become a teacher himself. You can see that he got his human characteristics and values of teaching from Aguri. And asking permission to teach in class E and threatening to destroy earth was the only way he could look after them. DEBUNKING the myth that he destroyed the moon, it was actually a lab rat that had undergone the same antimatter experiments that blew up the moon as its decreased lifespan came to an end. This means that Koro-Sensei’s death was inevitable from the start. Very sad when I found this out.

Koro-Sensei actually was the best assassin in the word known as the God of Death or Shinigami. He had an apprentice who backstabbed him during a prison break and handed Koro-Sensei to Shiro for the antimatter experiments. You’ll see them fighting in the final battle and it was pretty intense. BUT the saddest part of it was that Koro-Sensei instructed the class to kill him before his time was up. EVERYONE STARTED CRYING AND BALLING THEIR FUCKING EYES OUT BRO. I mean their beloved teacher asked them to end his life was probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. In the end, it was Nagisa would perform the assassination and said the last goodbye.

If you’re a teacher or a shitty delinquent looking for some inspiration, I’m pretty sure you can find it in this anime. The Koro-Sensei everyone loved sacrificed himself to the very ends to see his students. Although he wasn’t there to congratulate them on their graduation, he remained in their hearts till the very end.¬† The amount of dedication and protection will tug all your heartstrings and make you cry a few waterfalls. Loads of respect for the writers of this anime ‚̧

Aguri Waifu trying on a new tank top ‚̧

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Highschool DXD Season 4

“Even a fool can make the impossible possible if he sticks with it to the end.”

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Well, well, well looks like you’ve stumbled your way here because of the hot girls in the featured image. The anime of every teenage boy’s dream that will awaken your inner manhood launching them 5 years early into adulthood. My friend once you’ve had a taste of High School DXD, there’s no turning back to the realms of reality. You’ll be forever indulged in the land of Oppai, engulfed by voluptuous women and fan service to your heart’s desire.

Issei Hyoudo was just an ordinary high school pervert. He managed to land a date with this hot chick from another school. At the end of the date, she revealed that she was a fallen angel and stabbed him. No literally, she fucking stabbed him in the back and killed him. Luckily he was reincarnated into a devil by Reis Gremory who is his future master waifu. He was adopted into the Gremory family, a royal devil clan and serves in that household.

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Since them, Issei’s life has been flipped upside down. After being resurrected as a devil, he received a Longinus Sacred Gear. Think of it as God’s gifts to individual human beings that help to create miracles on earth. He receives the Boosted Gear or more commonly known as the Red Dragon Emperors Gauntlet.¬†Gaining the power of the Welsh dragon, Ddraig who resides in the gauntlet,¬† he sets forth on becoming the ultimate harem king, OPPAI DRAGON!

‚ÄĒDesire. Sacred Gears are driven with the power of desire. And it also determines the power for it as well. Even though you are a Devil, your will to desire hasn‚Äôt been lost. The stronger you desire, the stronger your Sacred Gear will respond to you. –Rias Gremory

Luckily, sacred gears adapt and evolved according to the wielders thoughts, needs and desires. And what does Issei desire more than anything else in this world? BOOBIES. BIG BOOBIES. LOTS OF BIG BOOBIES. This allows Issei to create a vast array of techniques to go with his perverted nature. His favourites are Dress Break, allowing him to disintegrate female clothing upon contact and Booblingual, allowing him to talk to the opponent’s boobs and learn their strategies.

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Rias Gremory or known as the Crimson-Haired Ruin Princess is the daughter of the true heir of the Gremory household. Not only backed by her powerful status but she’s also got the looks, brains and body to match. Currently the president of the Occult Research Club, she tries to blend into human society as much as possible.¬† She has exceptional demonic powers. Her signature attack is Power of Destruction. A type of demonic energy that is capable of disintegrating matter, whether inanimate or living.

As the story continues, Issei’s power grows and develops as he faces adversity. His main source of power-up is through touching Rias’s boobs lol. Not only that, he manages to snatch the heart of Rias and all the other girls around him. The girls compete with one another for his attention and love, each confessing their love for him throughout the series. Someone, please transport me into this anime now!

Currently, cliff-hanging on the end of season 4. After being invited to have dinner at the Gremory household, Rias and Issei run into Sairong. Because of the upcoming devil games, Sairong requested that he and Issei have a practice match. Oh, boy was this a slugfest. Punches were being thrown and no one was holding back. Even though the chess piece promotion to a rook (Issei’s defensive form), Sairong still manages to break his armour with his bare hands. How strong can be fricken be lol. This test match ends as Sairong wanted to see Issei’s power up through breast touching in the rating games.

Fast forward to the final match of the rating games, it’s down to Issei VS Sairong…. no one would have guessed lol. Rias was beaten by the huge kitty cat. Upon seeing his lover covered with blood, Issei loses it. He obtained the ultimate power and transformed intooooooooooooo¬†Cardinal Crimson Promotion! Bro this form was OP AF!¬†He totally smashed Sarongs ass until he was unconscious. However being the good sport, Issei acknowledges and respects his dreams and accepts him as a true rival.

FINALLY, after the rating games, Issei finally grew a pair of balls and declared his love for Rias. No wonder, this kid was still on second base up till season 4 with ever increasing sexual tension LOL. I’m actually happy for the both of them because they are a good fit. Rias is also very accepting of Issei’s dream of starting a harem. I need to find my self a Rias lol. Oh, and it turns out everyone was watching lol.¬†

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You know how everyone has a spirit animal and shit? Well, this is my Spirit Anime!¬†Fanservice is what you expect and fan service is exactly what this anime delivers.¬†THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST ANIME IN THE WORLD! I’m definitely jealous of Issei being surrounded by those many beautiful girls who are all throwing themselves at him. What a dream Harem.

By far my favourite waifu, Rossweisse. Straight fire ‚̧

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Boruto: Naruto Next Generations Episode 73!

 I never go back on my word. Thats my ninja way!

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After the 4th great shinobi war, everything has been quite peaceful. Naruto and Sasuke¬†each settled down and started a family of their own. Naruto and Hinata got married, has a son name Boruto and a daughter Himawari. Sasuke married Sakura and had a daughter called Sarada. Really heartwarming¬†when you see the characters you grew up with have kids ‚̧

The biggest difference I will point out though is that 13 episodes into Naruto and they were fighting for life and death with Zabuza in the hidden mist village. 13 episodes into Boruto and they were still trying to find a cat LMAO. It’s understandable¬†due to the differences in each era. I mean you can’t make kids go fight a war in an era of peace can you lol. Regardless, the love for the series still remains as we see Boruto develops as a ninja.

Now its time for Boruto to shine! Boruto is in every way like his dad expect luckily he got Hinata’s brain and is actually quite smart. Nonetheless, he still gets into quite a lot of trouble lol. His relationship with Naruto isn’t that great either because ever since becoming the Hokage, he’s been extremely busy.

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Due to fate, Boruto was placed into the same team as Sarada and Mitsuki. Mitsuki is well…..Orochimaru’s son……….gender neutrality is the only answer I’ve got for Orochimaru lol. These guys were placed into Team 7 identical to their parents. The legendary team 7 is led by Kohohamaru who is now all grown up and is the total package I must say.

Boruto’s fighting style is very similar to the Hyuga clans fighting style. This includes a lot of palm strikes that are similar to Hinata’s gentle fist style. Although he does mix it up from time to time and I find his taijutsu a little inconsistent at times. Like a confused child who wants to oppose his Dad’s fighting style.¬† He has no desire to become Hokage but idolises Sasuke while its the opposite for Sarada who wants to become a Hokage.

Boruto has been showings signs of developing¬†the Jougan visual powers. The only thing we’ve seen so far is that its ability to warp large Nue and detect abnormal energy. Mixed it with wind, lighting style and even the Rasengan, Boruto creates a variety of battle techniques that he utilizes on the battlefield¬†to kick some ass! There is no doubt that Boruto is a GENIUS and only time will tell how strong he will become. And because of the lines on his face, he should be able to control the nine-tails chakra when the time comes.

Back to this episode, Mitsuki¬†was last seen attacking a Chunin¬†who was on watch. Mysterious leaving the village with only the message “Boruto, this is my will”. What’s that, you want to become like your dad Orochimaru who destroys the hidden leaf village is it? HELL NO MITSUKI. YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE. In my opinion, Mitsuki is the strongest out of the trio at this point in time. He is able to utilise sage mode¬†but has been reluctant to do so because he didn’t want to blow his cover.

 

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We later then discover that Boruto and Sarada have snuck out of the hidden leaf to visit Orochimaru himself.¬† What did they find there? Just Orochimaru doing his shady work as usual LOL. They handed him Mitsuki’s pet snake and he was unable to extract anything from it. OROCHIMARU YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. However, he was able to give Boruto and Sarada clues to someone who is able to help. The White Snake Sage.

Boruto has an upbeat theme to it when compared to Naruto. The visuals are more focused on bright, cheerful and colourful animations. It is really targeting the newer generation of anime viewers. The battle intensity from Naruto battles has yet to be seen from the crossover which is really disappointing but as a viewer, I still have hope that it will get just as or even more intense than what we’ve seen. THIS ANIME SHALL NOT DISAPPOINT!

Here is everyone’s long time favourite guilty pleasure, Hinata Waifu ‚̧

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